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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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july 11 in idea barrages
Your new signature bagel will be the Asiago Osbourne. A serial killer who makes his living as a short order cook called The Griddler. If David Blaine ever injured himself during one of his ...
july 10 in idea barrages
Are vegan goths “veglords”? If you’re in the arts for fame, seek help, the desire for fame for it’s own sake “Americans’ Disease” is a mental illness. If you’re in the arts for money, you’ve ...
july 9 in idea barrages
The only proper pet-name for a vegan lover is a “Cutie-Tofutti”. Russian for “jetski” is “jetskiski”. Tomorrow, in Utah, they celebrate Cinco de Mayonnaise and they just do mayo shots with ...
prompt: rain (2) / title: a pilot's tale in misc. flash fiction
At first, they were just thankful that there were no casualties and minimal injuries, all aboard able to walk away from the plane crash, probably due to the fact that sand dunes are far more forg...
“It’s a hell of a thing, Mike, a caterpillar.” I didn’t know what he was on about at first, Frank had a way of being gnomic, hinting around ideas in hopes you’d come to conclusions yourself first...
july 8 in idea barrages
I would definitely go to businesses more often if their ads were more honest. I would buy from McDonalds at least one extra time a month if their jingle were “Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba, It’s All You Can A...
july 7 in idea barrages
If your fandom is being obsessed with tiny cars, you are a “Kiaboo”. I know you’d think that the thing that would deliver presents on Thanksgiving would be a turkey but you’d be wrong. This y...
july 6 in idea barrages
A Christian science fiction show where robots re-create heaven in a theme park called “BLESSEDWORLD”. It will be TERRIBLE. A super-sized protective mask for a dude with a big old redneck bear...
july 5 in idea barrages
There are a lot of similarities between Cinco de Mayo and Hannukah in that, in their actual cultural traditions, they’re minor holidays but they’re placed in good calendar spots to be celebrate...
july 4 in idea barrages
I am still annoyed that the sequel to THREE NINJAS wasn’t called FOUR NINJAS. The day you realized the Snorks were so much like the Smurfs just because grown-ups are really really lazy is the...
july 3 in idea barrages
Remember, the “Boston Tea Party” wasn’t about taxation without representation, that tax had long been repealed. It was local smugglers (“businessmen”) of Dutch teas protesting that legal Britis...
july 2 in idea barrages
Oh, all the sudden the dog’s my good buddy when he smells I have barbecue ribs. I SEE HOW IT IS, OLLIE. I see how it is. If you’re just tearing down the paint toward a slam, are you dunk-driv...
july 1 in idea barrages
The fact that “Tammy 2” is trending and it’s not about a Tammy And The T-Rex 2 is national tragedy. A collection of crudely-sketched cartoons of R.E.M. called Animatic For The People. He lo...
“It’s okay if you write about this, by the way,” Frank tossed the notion as an afterthought, “no one would believe any of it, Mike, they’d dismiss you as bonkers and only be half-wrong.” He laugh...
june 30 in idea barrages
LESS SNOWING, MORE MOWING The problem with drinking only one cup of coffee this morning, so that I could go back to sleep after working the early shift, is that I woke up with a caffeine with...
june 29 in idea barrages
100% unchangeable infallible belief in anything is a great way to invite confidence men to twist that belief against you. May as well mark your own back with chalk as a rube at a carnival. If l...
june 28 in idea barrages
A book on curing insomnia through analytical psychology called THE JUNG AND THE RESTLESS. To this day, when I see the Expos logo, I have to squint to remind myself that they were going for a ...
june 27 in idea barrages
Make Wal-Mart and Amazon pay their fair share of taxes, we can do another stimulus, go to Mars, cancel all student and medical debt and, hell, we can even build a couple next battleships for yo...
june 26 in idea barrages
I’m not a man of faith, I’m not even a man of hope really, compassion is more my jam, but I’ll give you this one for free: either we are all God’s children or none of us are. We’re either each ...
june 25 in idea barrages
. “Two Guys, A Girl And A Quiet Place” would be a great pop culture mash up. I’m sure someone’s working on a Bush parody called QUARANTINE. Terrify your children with tales of The Tooth Furr...
the second wave approaches in poetry
consumption masked as purpose hair-dyes and sit-down meals costumed as a sort of freedom these are the American values power wants you buying into “give me liberty or give me death” b...
Out past the northeastern exurbs of Los Angeles, past the Nazified city council of Santa Clarita, past the desolation of Palmdale where everyone bought houses thinking the property-speculation bu...
june 24 in idea barrages
Democracy isn’t waking up to a Super Nintendo under the tree Christmas morning because you asked for it every day. Democracy is terribly difficult choices and terribly easy math. And screaming ...
june 23 in idea barrages
If only Ollie were more familiar with the Rolling Stones catalogue, I’m sure he’d find me singing “I CAN’T GET NO, SASSY FAT DOG” to him funny. It’s astonishing the extent to which the fringe...
felix and felicity in poetry
the cat, our cat we had to have his leg removed to excise the cancer that was killing him he was my father’s first and foremost my dad is gone now, dead Felix is a connection back t...
