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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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oct 18 in idea barrages
The ultimate ramifications of the cattle getting into the marijuana patch were uncertain but they knew this much: the steaks were high. “Do Diverse Androids Dream of Eclectic Sheep?” A poet...
oct 17 in idea barrages
I saw a banner for a gender reveal party that literally said “HERE FOR THE SEX” and I thought, yeah, yeah, maybe it’s good this civilization is ending. They’ll sacrifice school children to ke...
oct 16 in idea barrages
Of course a sheriff who won’t enforce masks to prevent COVID shows up on CNN in a white cowboy hat with a Sam Elliott mustache. Of course he does. It’s ALMOST like America is never going to mov...
oct 15 in idea barrages
If Rogue had been from Athens instead of the American South, she could’a been Absorba The Greek but, again, no one asked me and we suffer for it. It’s not a coincidence Trump rushed a bunch o...
oct 14 in idea barrages
How does a giant framed poster of Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 end up in a New Hartford thrift shop and how was it not instantly bought by a comic book store or movie house or someth...
oct 13 in idea barrages
I just realized that Liam Neeson got to do significantly more Force Ghost stuff as Ra’s Al-Ghul than he did as Qui-Gon Jinn. Also: if the racist stereotype bug creature KNEW about the Jedi us...
Frank started keeping a diary of his experiences, once he realized it was going to be a long time before he found his people again, if he was ever going to find his people again. At first, he wro...
oct 12 in idea barrages
If there’s one lesson to learn online, it’s that while passion is important, we must be more than just collections of our hobbies/fetishes/positions/fandoms & God help you if you’ve only th...
oct 11 in idea barrages
They utterly screwed it up, choosing to have the biggest comic book convention in San Diego when they could’ve put it between Syracuse and Rochester and called it “The Geneva Convention”. Every...
oct 10 in idea barrages
If you really think about it, Cloverfield was about the monster at the end of the film and should’ve been called “Groverfield”. Gold and silver are passe, Bitcoin imaginary, what we should re...
oct 9 in idea barrages
A classic pop song about the Golem of Prague being formed from clay called “Sedimental Journey”. “Hoth blooded, check it and see, if you’re frost-bitten you should carve into me, if on the ou...
oct 8 in idea barrages
I mean, Trump knows that “America First” was literally the slogan of the neo-Nazi rallies Daddy Fred would attend in the 1930s, of course, but he projects his stupidity onto us and thinks we do...
oct 7 in idea barrages
Ideals are wonderful but they must be tempered by what is possible or else you’re just wasting effort, you’re Icarus half-way to freedom overwhelmed with hubris & dead on melted wings inste...
theme: confabulate, title: the best of both worlds in misc. flash fiction
Pete Best never got the chance to be full-on “Beatles” famous, he never got to be one of the four coolest dudes in the world for a handful of years, never chased by mobs of screaming girls, eithe...
oct 6 in idea barrages
Game Idea #1: OVERLORD, a resource management deal where you just took over a Generic Fantasy Kingdom and now have to allocate your resources to maintain it, bribing vassals, wiping out potenti...
oct 5 in idea barrages
Few things could shake my head-canon that the Tanners in FULL HOUSE and the Tanners in ALF are related and we only don’t hear about them in the former because the latter were put into witness p...
oct 4 in idea barrages
It is astonishing how many people wanted to believe that Elon Musk was a real Tony Stark when he was clearly a stoned Lex Luthor the whole time. The world’s rarest sex act can only be achieve...
oct 3 in idea barrages
When you get your joke so turned around on itself that it no longer works, that’s called “jesticular torsion”. America is suburban white idiots protecting their McMansions with automatic weap...
oct 2 in idea barrages
If we manage to survive 2020 with something resembling a free society, I propose a movie about this year, starring Mark Hamill as Dr. Fauci, called COVID SUMMER. Is a chaotic evil spellcaster...
oct 1 in idea barrages
Please refrain from referring to the autopsy as “cracking open a cold one”. Written without punctuation, “Magnum P.I.” reads as “Magnumpi” which sounds like a name for an obscure figure in Ru...
prompt: eight, title: an immodest proposal in misc. flash fiction
We can’t say, with any modicum of certainty, that prominent talk show host Rachel Ray has ever dined upon a human being’s flesh. That would be patently absurd to state, of course. Absolutely unp...
sept 30 in idea barrages
If Poppin’ Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy got all ripped and jacked in the gym, would he then be Shredded Wheat? A prequel to RABID GRANNIES called MOMBIES? The Kool-Aid Man bursts through th...
sept 29 in idea barrages
Mayor McCheese’s dandruff would be sesame seeds. The hideous truth is that those who are fine with lynchings, killer cops, school shootings, destroying women’s rights etc ARE the plurality of...
sept 28 in idea barrages
Remember when a cheap red baseball hat meant “Fred Durst” at worst as opposed to meaning “the person under this hat is a fascist”? God, they were more innocent times or, at least, we could hang...
sept 27 in idea barrages
A Faygo-flavoured breakfast cereal called “Juggle-Os”. Everyone was all like, horror and classic novels, all “Emily Bronte Battles A Mummy” or whatever but no one went the drug direction with...
