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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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nov 6 in idea barrages
A rock opera version of Oklahoma called CROP ROCK. Q-Anon sticker on some bigot’s car, this is the American curse, to believe any impossible clearly-made-up thing under the sun as long as it ...
nov 5 in idea barrages
I wonder if between the end of spring term and the beginning of fall term, Hogwarts students could participate in some kind of Summoner’s Reading Programme. A bludgeoning weapon that’s +2 aga...
nov 4 in idea barrages
You could easily make “Black Betty” into a song about benzo pills. “Whoa Black Betty, diazepam, Whoa Black Betty, alprazolam”. The Scandinavian tourist board should go with the slogan “Have y...
“Did you ever read that book, One Hundred Years of Solitude?” Her wife set the papers she was grading aside, this was going to be One of Those Conversations. “Couldn’t give you Cliff Notes now bu...
this frozen season looks how I feel or is it really the other way round is any distinction between the two just a delusion so I can believe myself more significant than I...
nov 3 in idea barrages
During any meeting with entertainment executives, you should get to throw out your weirdest idea at the beginning with no negative repercussions as a “ceremonial first pitch”. Little concentr...
nov 2 in idea barrages
I just hope that the Scarlet Witch show has a scene that’s a black-and-white war romance of her and the Vision called FROM HERE TO INFINITY. When it is this hot, we should automatically shut ...
nov 1 in idea barrages
Why call it your “semen sample” when you can call it your “dude ranch”? Sleep, death, love, success, failure, little by little then all at once, they all arrive and leave the same way. Little...
oct 31 in idea barrages
Just realized U.S. Acres was collectively the Jar-Jar Binks of Garfield & Friends. I can just see Jim Davis being like “We have to get U.S. Acres going because they’re the funniest characte...
between the snows in poetry
between the snows we receive a year which is not very long up here at some point after Easter departs an unwanted friend usually near to Hallowe’en that bastard returns again ...
oct 30 in idea barrages
Strap some wheels on the bottom of your Ouija, call it a Fateboard. I love the retail-nerd term “Labelscar”. The haunting residue of the dirt surrounding where a corporate logo once was. Hist...
oct 29 in idea barrages
She made a RASPBERRY BRULEE, a good reason to use your kitchen torch more, RASPBERRY BRULEE Sometimes I like to think we’re all the same consciousness, imagining that we’re different just bec...
prompt: "signal", title: "rocktober" in misc. flash fiction
Autumn sneaks up and pounces like lightning, like a starved lion looking to fangoriously devour a gazelle caught unawares, one moment you’re daintily lapping at some idyllic pond, the next is all...
oct 28 in idea barrages
You can’t spell “atheist” without “a heist”. I’m not implying any meaning to this coincidence, just noting it and moving on. Yeah, I’d write a murder mystery set at the Olympics just to get t...
oct 27 in idea barrages
I’ve realized I’m a lot better at being accountable to others than accountable to myself. Outside structures like jobs & hobbies (that happen minimally during a plague) tend to be what I le...
oct 26 in idea barrages
Imagine a vast labyrinth, walls stretched to all horizons yet unitary. Imagine one brick unmoored to wander itself for so long it gets turned around & forgets itself a part of the whirl it ...
oct 25 in idea barrages
There are far worse names for a punk band than “Queefer Sutherland”. The important thing to point out about those “oh my God, this thing is actually a cake!” videos is that the icing is alway...
Got one of my pieces in a literary journal about baseball. in life stuff and misc.
Check it out, if you like, the art they made for it is phenomenal! a short origin story on my love of baseball
oct 24 in idea barrages
A quantum leap forward in Greek desserts - Scott Baklava! Why did Chuck E Cheese have to implode AFTER they got rid of the animatronics? I could’ve filled this attic with decommissioned anima...
oct 23 in idea barrages
Lady A and Cardi B collabing on a cover of “Beyond The Sea” with a guest rap verse from Chuck D, though Easy E is no longer with us to round out the premise. YOUR OWN. PERSONAL. PIZZA. READ A...
oct 22 in idea barrages
“Who’s voicing Garfield in this?” he asked. “It’s Music to my ears!” she responded. Music ideas: a country metal band called MULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, an emo rock opera about “The Facts of Lif...
oct 21 in idea barrages
What was with that super-brief fad of Dalgona coffee? Who prefers their coffee in viscous-slime form? Artisanal single-source organic basketball shoes called Tweeboks. So it appears that no...
prompt: encircle, title: S. giganteum in "the next big thing" flash fiction
“When I was young.” Frank never said when he was “little”, always when he was young. You’d think it was because he was a sasquatch, nearly-seven-feet tall but that wasn’t why at all. As if he was...
oct 20 in idea barrages
It’s interesting to post on facebook, realizing it began as a way to see if folks you knew in high school were still good looking & ended up assisting the Russian dictator in installing a d...
oct 19 in idea barrages
I mean, a parody of the theme to Hey Dude about Dune. Sure. Maybe she jumps real high. MAYBE IT’S TRAMPOLINE. So in a D&D setting, the Ghostbusters… Venkman’s definitely a Glamour Bard,...
