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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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faith is something for other people not for me and that’s okay I know what I am I know how every time I’ve ever believed in something without a shadow of doubt I’ve become a zealot I ...
apr 6 in idea barrages
The dog isn’t poorly trained, he’s just… uh… an exposure-therapy dog. Anytime someone looks like they’re holding an invisible loaf of bread but they’re not literally pretending to hold a loaf...
apr 5 in idea barrages
Was the Princess Peach - King Koopa fusion fetish art thing that was briefly A Thing, was that a kaiju waifu? Eventually the Secret of NIHM was refined into their true goal, adorable rat chef...
apr 4 in idea barrages
The thing about Wandavision is, it’s accidentally the perfect show for our COVID times. The question: how much would you sacrifice for the illusion of normal? Kidnap a whole town? Kill people b...
apr 3 in idea barrages
A fart attack in D&D could be an owlbear’s bowel air. Probably, like, a constitution save. You know you’re on social media too much when you don’t know a single person on your “people you...
apr 2 in idea barrages
Fan-journalism is all the worst parts of fandom and journalism at once. If DRAG RACE doesn’t call its blooper reel TUCK FAILS with a kicky parody of the “Duck Tails” theme as its jingle, what...
apr 1 in idea barrages
You will cover 1960s psychedelic rock with 19th century instrumentation and arrangement under the name “Jefferson Steamboat”. Then there is his brother who sees everyone as a stereotype, Gary...
prompt: quiet, title: in the forest of the night in misc. flash fiction
He didn’t understand the phrase “peace and quiet” as if the two were somehow a set, somehow entangled, maybe even one and the same. To him, there was nothing peaceful about quiet at all, in the s...
a case of killer be kilt in misc. flash fiction
A CASE OF KILLER BE KILT “I need someone followed,” demanded a diminutive man in sensible slacks and utterly moderate shoes, his rage counterbalanced by that most rationalizing of influences, fea...
mar 31 in idea barrages
Sell peanut butter waffles with the catch-phrase “Legume My EGGUMES!” At some point, Macys is going to go bankrupt and the Thanksgiving Parade will get a new corporate sponsor like a jank thi...
mar 30 in idea barrages
Snow without Christmas lights is so damn depressing. Can we all just agree to turn them on once the first snow sticks and leave them until the final melt? All our brains would be better for it....
mar 29 in idea barrages
The finest medieval architecture was some real moats art. I mean, yeah, I was singing “Hey Ya” about Enya. A song about synesthesia “She Blinded Me With Silence”. On a statistical average...
mar 28 in idea barrages
Content content everywhere but no contentment to speak. An open grave is really just a plot hole. Any long screed of pasta demands is a manipesto. Olive’s youngest sister, a social media ...
mar 27 in idea barrages
Don’t be a lubricant, be a lubrican. Would Investi-Gator be an alligator that solves crimes or an alligator that trades stocks? So Funko Pops are just Beanie Babies + A Sheen of Irony? I ...
mar 26 in idea barrages
A love song about weightlifters called “Heart and Swole”. I don’t know how to properly mash up “Dogs Playing Poker” and “The Last Supper” I just know that when you figure it out, you’ll have ...
prompt: green, title: when I am gone in misc. flash fiction
When I’m gone, I don’t want anyone going around lying about me. Not by omission and not by commission, either. I don’t want death turning me into something I’m not, I’d rather not have entropy gi...
mar 25 in idea barrages
Too much shotgunning beer will leave you with carpal funnel syndrome. You know what would be an interesting pop culture mash-up? Jiminy Hoffa. A book about an unhinged internet fanboy who, ...
mar 24 in idea barrages
If you stitch mild compliments into your socks, you are darning them with faint praise. If the Grimace wants to telegraph his edginess, does he dye his purple hair brown? Slenderman is just...
mar 23 in idea barrages
The darkly funny thing, of course, is how for decades these militia yahoos, gun humpers & Seal Team LARPers went on and on about how rebellious and free-thinking and anti-establishment they...
mar 22 in idea barrages
Everybody thinks they’re from either a Beatles or a Stones family, nobody realizes the REAL divide is National Lampoon Radio Hour versus Firesign Theatre. The leading cause of poverty is the ...
mar 21 in idea barrages
Nixon wasn’t more “dignified” to resign, after all, it was simply that he knew Ford would pardon him like the stooge he was. Now, granted, Nixon never tried to have his vice-president murdered ...
mar 20 in idea barrages
In Soviet Russia, party rocks and rolls YOU all night and every day. You will perform classical reinterpretations of Katy Perry songs as “Catherine Periwinkle”. I still say E.T. looks like ...
prompt: drift, title: carl jung and the restless in misc. flash fiction
In my dreams, I’m always drifting. Drifting off the road, drifting off to sleep behind the wheel, to dream within a dream. I drift into some second sort of sleep while I’m highway-driving and the...
mar 19 in idea barrages
Your Internet Scam name is your ATM pin and then your social security number. I want Trump to have a “November 1st College Campus Walk-Of-Shame” exit, Trump in a disheveled incomplete version...
mar 18 in idea barrages
The hip-hop term “OG” stands for “Olive Garden”. Every time I see Kyra Sedwick in a television ad I think she’s Amy Sedaris and that’s a compliment to them both. If you think about it, on F...
