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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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may 17 in idea barrages
With Rupert Friend trending because of some Star Wars thing or another, all I can imagine is a really confusing conversation between Rupert and Frankenstein. “Rupert Friend?” “Rupert Friend?” “...
may 16 in idea barrages
The fact that we are accelerating toward a situation where cryptocurrency will be literally worse for the environment than paper money backed by barrels of crude oil is so deeply 2021. Greed ki...
may 15 in idea barrages
Okay, when the bars start opening up again, here’s the best name for a band ever: Greg T. Nelson. The French have a saying for when you have the exact minimum of something and any less would ...
may 14 in idea barrages
The worst movie merchandising of all time would be a King Kong kink gong. A parody of that “I Don’t Believe The Hype” song about a woman who knows a guy is lying about his height on an online...
may 13 in idea barrages
“I thought you may need a snack after a long evening fighting murder clowns, sir.” “Thanks, Alfred, set it next to the Bat-Computer.” “Your hot-butlered popcorn, sir.” “My what?” Alfred holds a...
may 12 in idea barrages
The best, the brightest, they are quicksilver, gossamer, dissolve like breath in winter, too pure for this botched earth. Its on the rest of us to hold to their commission, do good with our lim...
may 11 in idea barrages
LESS WHODUNNIT, MORE WHYDUNNIT. A generation that knows how to rest but has never known how to truly relax. Even if we’re laid off, even if we’re locked-down-in, even if we sleep ten hours st...
may 10 in idea barrages
If anyone asks you about your dental check-up, just say you had a cavity search. It’s technically true. A head canon where there’s panic at the disco because of the arcade fire next door, cas...
prompt: hum, title: the candyman can't in misc. flash fiction
Charles Bucket peaked in his early tweens, somewhere in the first couple of years after he won that chocolate factory. Well into middle-ages, everyone still called him “Charlie” except for his em...
may 9 in idea barrages
She was the master of mapping out the endocrine system, a regular Gland McNally. The Razzies aren’t enough, we need The Baities, an award ceremony for the worst Oscar-bait shallow failed “art...
may 8 in idea barrages
Something that culturally feels like it must have happened, but didn’t, is Scooby-Doo meeting Gilligan’s Island. They both knew the Globetrotters, you’d figured they would’ve introduced them. ...
may 7 in idea barrages
An Eminem/Smashmouth mash-up (smash-up?) called RAPSTAR built around the line “Some-BODY once told me, don’t eat Mom’s macaroni, you’ll puke when stage-fright goes to your head”. A goth Weeze...
may 6 in idea barrages
Sometimes green highlights in black hair look great if you’re going for a goth or emo thing. Sometimes, though, it fails and just looks like you’ve made your hair an ad for Monster Energy Drink...
may 5 in idea barrages
The clinical term for the fear of Italian food is “fettuccineafraido”. Death-metal covers of Imagine Dragons and you’re called Imagine Dungeons. Unlike Jesus, Hamlet died for all our indeci...
may 4 in idea barrages
I declare that the little flavour-wad in the middle of a store-bought hummus be called “the nugget”. Sometimes you just gotta open a new one because you were really needing the hummus nugget th...
prompt: salt, title: unacceptable losses in misc. flash fiction
Lot’s wife had a name, just like anyone else, any god or person through the ages, it’s just that the people who wrote it down didn’t think it mattered. Didn’t think she mattered. Too for Job’s wi...
may 3 in idea barrages
I don’t know how therapeutic reiki is or isn’t, I just know that if you say it two times in a row, it sounds like you’re scratching a record. It’s okay to admit that every time in your life y...
may 2 in idea barrages
Love when a Twitter profile’s just a bunch of job titles there’s no way you could be all at the same time: “Manager/Actor/Writer/Trainer/Producer/Model/Influencer/Photographer/Lawnmower Repair”...
may 1 in idea barrages
You promised Tarantino you were going to wear open-toed sandals but you showed up in closed-toe sandals and now he’s calling you a Crocs tease. Even the best periscope is sub optimal. If Co...
apr 30 in idea barrages
Only a little iced tea left? Put more ice in there. A LOT more ice in there. Repeat until you have homeopathic iced tea. A show about the security guards for a gated-community’s homeowners as...
apr 29 in idea barrages
If someone claims to be knowledgeable on Scottish history but seems suspiciously ignorant on the topic, yell “PICTS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”. I hope we get aliens from Vega here, some day, and ev...
apr 28 in idea barrages
An emo song called “Don’t Fear The Weeper”. Yeah, Hogwarts has chocolate frogs, that’s cool. But you know what’s REALLY cool? CARMEL CARMEL CARMEL CARMEL CHAMELEONS. It just struck me that ...
apr 27 in idea barrages
Any time I read the phrase “youth hockey” I briefly imagine it means that they use children as the puck. The Kings of Leon are releasing their album as a Bitcoin? Damn, first just their sex w...
apr 26 in idea barrages
Name-brand string cheese just hits different. Napkin pitch for season two of Wandavision: Wanda and Darcy go on a Thelma & Louise - style roadtrip together to try and get her mind off the...
apr 25 in idea barrages
If the publicly intoxicated are thrown in the drunk tank, are the publicly stoned thrown in the dank tank? I like to imagine that for over two centuries, the seven Presidents of the United St...
