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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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june 28 in idea barrages
Captain Nemo is the master of sub tweeting. A patriotic wine called Rosé Can You See. I hope at least one review of the ARTHUR remake referred to Russell Brand as “Dudley Less”. The shows...
june 27 in idea barrages
What do Donatello, the Scarlet Witch and Tasha Yar all have in common? They all do machines. So, everyone’s calling that Cruella film “The Devil Wears Poodles”, right? When will the Hot Chi...
june 26 in idea barrages
Weekend, 1 AM, when the shows are so bottom-of-the-barrel, they might as well still go off the air with the bars and tones. A Z-grade comedy showcase from 10 years ago, nearly every ad is a PSA...
june 25 in idea barrages
A film about a series of werewolf attacks on the set of CHEERS called “Danson In The Moonlight”. The original Japanese version of Shrek 2 was called Donkey Donkey Panic. The assistant Mothe...
prompt: cast, title: court mandated disclaimer in misc. flash fiction
It’s a tragedy you could set your wrist-watch to, if people still wore watches: with the release of each new Jurassic Park film, there is the inevitable wave of families across the country adopti...
june 24 in idea barrages
It’s peculiar, America, where the dominant culture loves “rising up” against an imagined other dominant culture that it either vastly over-estimated or entirely fictitious. Oppression masked as...
june 23 in idea barrages
You wanna know how we fix America? Honestly? Socialize medicine, about 25% of us go back to school for mental health degrees and we all just give each other therapy. Everyone in this country is...
june 22 in idea barrages
The dumbest portion of any extremism is the accelerationists, those who believe they win by letting the monsters do their worst so people will finally rise against them. For any bruise to quick...
june 21 in idea barrages
An excerpt from Quentonian Rhapsody: he’s just a toe boy, that’s what he must see, HE’S JUST A TOE BOY, FROM A TOE FAMILY, AUDITION TIME, YOU MUST SHOW HIM YOUR FEET, FAR BEYOND KINK, IT’S A MO...
june 20 in idea barrages
No, Jimmy Fallon, you do not have a great show lined up for us tonight. You have, at best, a Jimmy Fallon show lined up for us tonight and, God help us, you may not even clear that astonishingl...
june 19 in idea barrages
That little stone dude in the garden is your best friend. He is your gnomeslice. Did they call 2 Fast 2 Furious’ gag-reel 2 Flubs 2 Funniest? Why call the borders of a puzzle “edge parts” w...
after the end in poetry
they tried to break the seals the seals were broken instead they rooted for their raptures but mostly just ended up dead they wanted kings and gods they lost a few close friends...
june 18 in idea barrages
Now that I think about it, Turbo Teen & Ranma 1/2 crossover fan fiction would be really really really really really really disturbing. SPIDGETTI-Os: WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT PASTABILI...
june 17 in idea barrages
In their second go-round, they have matured past being Bennifer. They are now a Jenjamin. To a successful author, seeing fan fiction communities de-fang their work until it is all empty power...
june 16 in idea barrages
Instant Universe! Just add Entropy! (Some disappointment required.) In a pinch, for fire-starting, pine-resin soaked fatwood can be substituted for with stoner lung. Violence begets violenc...
prompt: blend, title: station break in misc. flash fiction
The Thin Mint Blizzard isn’t “exclusively” at Dairy Queen, no matter what the ads on teevee say. Anyone can put ice cream in a blender with mint-chocolate cookies. Branding means nothing. A brand...
june 15 in idea barrages
A movie about someone who keeps losing online matches when they find out that she’s a spirit with a cellphone called GHOSTED. Sometimes I will sit back and think about how America forces immi...
june 14 in idea barrages
Vermont’s ONLY stand-up comic, Larry The Maple Guy! In discussions of new age healing, if you say “reiki” twice in a row, suddenly you’re rapping. As we are all on social media, just street...
june 13 in idea barrages
Is a Choco Taco just an ice cream hotdog? The success of ASMR videos on Youtube is an example of tickle-down economics. Elon Musk, born atop third base, lecturing us on his genius disruptiv...
june 12 in idea barrages
A surrealist theme park named Daliwood. A reality show about people lining up to marry Bezos and Gates for their money called BATTLE OF THE NET WORTH STARS. Audrey II is a perfect metaphor ...
june 11 in idea barrages
There are not enough jokes involving Jimmy Stewart’s murderous clown character in THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH and the idea of a Barnum and George Bailey’s Circus. If you have to tear Bill Nye ...
june 10 in idea barrages
LESS CALLING YOUR LOVER “DADDY” OR “MOMMY”, MORE CALLING YOUR LOVED “CAP’N”! Bottles and cans, containing hams, containing haaaammms, BOTTLED HAMS, two pig servings in a pack to go, BOTTLED H...
prompt: wisdom, title: definitions & digressions in misc. flash fiction
In the oeuvre of “Dungeons and Dragons”, there are six statistics you build your little imaginary dark-elf murder-hoboing Cthulhu-indentured warlock around: Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Cha...
june 9 in idea barrages
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up Head ‘em up, move ‘em on Move ‘em on, head ‘em up, ENDIVE Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in Ride ‘em in, cut ‘em out Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in, ENDIVE As a...
june 8 in idea barrages
I have read that the civilian identity of the minor Batman villain Egghead is “Edgar Heed” which is fine, I guess, but it should’ve been Salvatore Manella and you damned well know it. A THC-i...
