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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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july 17 in idea barrages
BLACK PANTHER 3: FINDING NAMOR I found those Geico ads irritating immediately, right from the gecko. England should colonize lower Oregon just so that their regent there could be called the...
july 16 in idea barrages
“No no no, my uncle works at Apple,” he said, “that’s why I got my hands on the greatest upgrade of all… the jPhone.” On the one hand, Yogi never tells us if he’s comparing himself to the ave...
prompt: storm, title: the heart of the storm in misc. flash fiction
When I was a little boy living in a little place, the television served as my only connection to the larger world I longed for and my ability to distinguish between reality and fiction was tenuou...
july 15 in idea barrages
I guess I’ll have to write my parody of Free Fallin’ about Phil Collins eventually. Twitter has become J. Jonah Jameson, banging the table demanding TRAILERS OF SPIDER-MAN! RESOLVED: feet c...
july 14 in idea barrages
“open the maze, get on the floor, everybody fuck the minotaur” Your punk band will be called BORN ON THE FILTH OF JULY. Just saw an ad for some scam weight-loss thing called Nugenix and… ar...
july 13 in idea barrages
Whenever Marvel introduces the Hercules character into live-action, there are going to be SO MANY Locules shippers. I wonder if women in retirement homes refer to booty calls as “getting some...
july 12 in idea barrages
Don’t mind me, just signing Rammstein songs about Star Trek Voyager. TU. TUVOK. TUVOK IS. TUVOK IS RAD DUDE. It was such a huge herb garden he lost track of thyme. “Never be content” is pro...
july 11 in idea barrages
Don’t mind me, just signing Rammstein songs about Star Trek Voyager. TU. TUVOK. TUVOK IS. TUVOK IS RAD DUDE. It was such a huge herb garden he lost track of thyme. “Never be content” is pro...
july 10 in idea barrages
If you own the world’s greatest race-horse and you don’t name it “Haulin’ Oates” you do not deserve to own that majestic creature, let alone to profit off its labours. You just let that thing f...
watson's cricks in poetry
I think about evolution about how it doesn’t work how most think it works as if it has a point it is trying to get to where it is perfect where you are perfect then it’...
imagine imagine imagine imagine not giving a shit about the Oscars imagine no longer pretending to give a fuck about who the rich pretty people vote as their prom queen and king this year o...
july 9 in idea barrages
“Why did you buy that Dutch language version of Boggle at the thrift store, Mike?” “BECAUSE IT WAS THERE.” Lankershim, darlin’, Lankershim, NoHo where all that tinsel dims Television execut...
july 8 in idea barrages
Eating someone’s trail of breadcrumbs, dooming them to death lost in the woods, because of his political stances, that’s just Hansel Culture. You’ve heard of popes and anti-popes but have you...
july 7 in idea barrages
They’re not Band-Aids, that’s the brand. They’re bandages, Band-Aids are just bandage’s monster. A show about the adventures of a vegetarian bear named Lentil Ben. The people who cry foul t...
prompt: visitor, title: the ephemera brothers in misc. flash fiction
SiestaWare, a name both silly and obscure in reference, which cosmically aligns, goofy and oft forgotten such as it is as well. SiestaWare was named after FiestaWare, a line of vibrantly-hued art...
any port in a storm in idea barrages
you’re looking at it the wrong way don’t try to will yourself to the other side of the world or universe instead will the place you desire to exactly where you’re standing don’t ...
july 6 in idea barrages
Pee-Wee Heman would be the perfect distillation of the entire 1980s. BY THE POWER OF PLAYHOUSE, I HAVE THE SECRET WORD! If necessity is the mother of invention, surely, laziness is the mother...
july 5 in idea barrages
Everyone thinks that the tortoise and the hare is about a turtle and a rabbit but nah, man. Different animals. The story of the turtle and the rabbit is just two dudes chillin’ in a field, eati...
july 4 in idea barrages
“FML” stands for “Full Metal Leggings”, the lower-wear of all yoga-knights. Magic concerning control over classic action figures is called megomancy. Is it a law that every Marvel project m...
july 3 in idea barrages
RESOLVED: The worst episodes of any podcast are the “live tour” episodes because audiences are uniformly obnoxious in the beliefs that they’re funny and we want to hear them, not the hosts. But...
july 2 in idea barrages
A movie about a sultan who falls in love with the staff doula who tends to all the harem’s pregnancies called MIDWIFE AT THE OASIS. Fat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, cruelty-free. Everything...
july 1 in idea barrages
The most obscure American vice-president was probably James Garfield’s brief second-in-command Josiah Odie. Launching the billionaires into the cold void of space sounds like a real win-win, ...
cool blue light and peace in poetry
turns out that we can’t live forever but there is a next-best possibility the idea we might get to live a life where we see so many wonderful things where we do so very much so very long th...
prompt: owl, title: yours for the asking in misc. flash fiction
“You could wish for infinite wishes, child, of course you could,” according to the owl that lived there for as long as anyone could ever remember, “but that wish would just turn you into another ...
june 30 in idea barrages
WHAT? My name is. WHERE? My name is. WHO? My name is, wacka-wacka, it’s Fozzie. Tonight I realized the best possible drag name is “Stevie Thiccs”. The pizza at Charles Entertainment Cheese’...
