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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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sept 3 in idea barrages
The Joker is literally the least interesting romantic partner for Harley Quinn. The cliched plot about trying to replace a missing pet with a nearly-identical pet before the kids find ou...
sept 1 in idea barrages
Hell is people who think other people are hell. Are fishing magazine the main stream media? Talent at Instagram promotion should be called Instability. NFTs were Beanie Babies fo...
aug 30 in idea barrages
If you hide your valuables in false appliances, you can be literally dishwasher-safe. A chewing gum that’s honey flavoured and black and yellow striped called “Bumblegum”. John Franke...
prompt: bottle, title: three plus one in misc. flash fiction
Dorothy, Wendy and Alice, so different on the surface but so very much the same at the end of the day. Each of these lost girls three thrust into worlds beyond their young reckoning, beyond imagi...
aug 28 in idea barrages
LESS “Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea” ENERGY, MORE “All it takes is a vodka flask to turn your Dunkachino into a Drunkachino” ENERGY! The perfect name for a lady Forge Cle...
aug 26 in idea barrages
Now that the guy from Smashmouth is deceased, who gets custody of Guy Fieri? My gut says Nickelback? He’s not churchy enough for Scott Creed, he’s not goth enough for Evan Vesence. I feel lik...
august 24 in idea barrages
It would be wonderful if you learned Spanish but don’t feel hablagated. I wonder if on Howard The Duck’s planet they had a hotel chain called “Nest Western”? Chains & products usi...
prompt: return, title: the candyman could in misc. flash fiction
It was the most exciting day of Charlie Bucket’s life. Of course it was. Growing up poor as dirt, barely having his own surname’s sake to relieve himself in, winning The Golden Ticket contest fro...
aug 22 in idea barrages
If you’re the understudy to the back-up dancers, are you a back-up back-up dancer? I’mma stop calling it a “belly” and call it my “man-curves” and see if the redefinition redeems it as se...
aug 20 in idea barrages
Wes Anderson presumes the existence of Eas Anderson, as well as Nor Anderson and Sou Anderson, and I wanna see what little kinda matchbox worlds those all create as well. The weirdest thing t...
aug 18 in idea barrages
Depleted uranium is outta style, we should armor our tanks with old Nokia phones. Why did we call them “Sadaam Hussein’s imaginary nuclear weapons” when we could’a called them “baath bombs”? ...
beatification in poetry
life will beat you into sainthood if you live long enough life will rain down the brick fists over and over and over again purpling your flesh loosening your teeth blinding you with bloo...
august 16 in idea barrages
A literary mash-up called THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR THOREAU where instead of vivisection, the doctor’s experiments are in convincing people the island is a lot further from civilization than it actu...
prompt: match, title: birthday mediation in misc. flash fiction
The bad news is there are no happy endings in this life, as nothing really ever ends at all. You might get sick or might get healthy, might get married or divorced, still as long as you draw bre...
birthday barrage in idea barrages
A natural peanut butter company should do some kind of cheeky “no-stir November” ad campaign. VAMP VAMP / MACK VLAD’LL MAKE YA / VAMP VAMP / VLADDY MACK’LL MAKE YA/ VAMP VAMP How did the “c...
aug 12 in idea barrages
Like in so many of my dreams, part of my clothes just disappeared, I guess I slipped them off to do a quick poem to cover for a guy to tune his guitar, as my father taught me, to perform in my ...
aug 10 in idea barrages
Sometimes I miss DVD commentary tracks but then I remember they just call them “podcasts” now. Does anyone else worry that the only time they’re their true self is when they’re alone with the...
prompt: rose, title: by many other names in misc. flash fiction
One day, Rose awoke to discover she could suddenly be two places at once. Literally, two places at once. She could copy herself over to live out her lives twice at a time. She was never sure why ...
aug 8 in idea barrages
That very brief period where Steve Guttenberg was a bankable film star, I sure hope someone said “He’s a Guttenberg printing press… FOR BOFFO BOX OFFICE MONEY!” While still developing in its ...
a6 in idea barrages
A terrible thing would be mashing up Korn and Coldplay into Kornplay. I will only accept the reboot of The Office if they retool it into being the behind the scenes of the business offices of...
a4 in idea barrages
An East Coast rapper and a West Coast rapper should fake a feud and then it all turn out to be a publicity stunt for Impossible Burger because that too would be fake beef. The day will come ...
a2 in idea barrages
One of those awful dating reality shows but along the way, to earn the money for really fancy or expensive dates, they have to answer trivia or do physical challenges where they have to pull a ...
prompt: season, title: the piano fighter in misc. flash fiction
My father played the piano like it was his actual voice, not the crude low grumble erupting from his throat, constantly code-switching and dumbing down his impressively self-taught vocabulary so ...
july 31 in idea barrages
I kind of want The Weeknd to buy the Bernies Dot Com website so his email can be Weeknd At Bernies Dot Com. Our representatives shouldn’t be preening fancy idiots pretending they’re better th...
july 29 in idea barrages
Great. Instead of sleeping, my brain is masking up The Scorpions “Rock You Like A Hurricane” and Bob Dylan’s “Hurricane”. Fine. Great. There is definitely a viable evolutionary advantage to ...
