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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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imagine imagine imagine imagine not giving a shit about the Oscars imagine no longer pretending to give a fuck about who the rich pretty people vote as their prom queen and king this year o...
july 9 in idea barrages
“Why did you buy that Dutch language version of Boggle at the thrift store, Mike?” “BECAUSE IT WAS THERE.” Lankershim, darlin’, Lankershim, NoHo where all that tinsel dims Television execut...
july 8 in idea barrages
Eating someone’s trail of breadcrumbs, dooming them to death lost in the woods, because of his political stances, that’s just Hansel Culture. You’ve heard of popes and anti-popes but have you...
july 7 in idea barrages
They’re not Band-Aids, that’s the brand. They’re bandages, Band-Aids are just bandage’s monster. A show about the adventures of a vegetarian bear named Lentil Ben. The people who cry foul t...
prompt: visitor, title: the ephemera brothers in misc. flash fiction
SiestaWare, a name both silly and obscure in reference, which cosmically aligns, goofy and oft forgotten such as it is as well. SiestaWare was named after FiestaWare, a line of vibrantly-hued art...
any port in a storm in idea barrages
you’re looking at it the wrong way don’t try to will yourself to the other side of the world or universe instead will the place you desire to exactly where you’re standing don’t ...
july 6 in idea barrages
Pee-Wee Heman would be the perfect distillation of the entire 1980s. BY THE POWER OF PLAYHOUSE, I HAVE THE SECRET WORD! If necessity is the mother of invention, surely, laziness is the mother...
july 5 in idea barrages
Everyone thinks that the tortoise and the hare is about a turtle and a rabbit but nah, man. Different animals. The story of the turtle and the rabbit is just two dudes chillin’ in a field, eati...
july 4 in idea barrages
“FML” stands for “Full Metal Leggings”, the lower-wear of all yoga-knights. Magic concerning control over classic action figures is called megomancy. Is it a law that every Marvel project m...
july 3 in idea barrages
RESOLVED: The worst episodes of any podcast are the “live tour” episodes because audiences are uniformly obnoxious in the beliefs that they’re funny and we want to hear them, not the hosts. But...
july 2 in idea barrages
A movie about a sultan who falls in love with the staff doula who tends to all the harem’s pregnancies called MIDWIFE AT THE OASIS. Fat-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, cruelty-free. Everything...
july 1 in idea barrages
The most obscure American vice-president was probably James Garfield’s brief second-in-command Josiah Odie. Launching the billionaires into the cold void of space sounds like a real win-win, ...
cool blue light and peace in poetry
turns out that we can’t live forever but there is a next-best possibility the idea we might get to live a life where we see so many wonderful things where we do so very much so very long th...
prompt: owl, title: yours for the asking in misc. flash fiction
“You could wish for infinite wishes, child, of course you could,” according to the owl that lived there for as long as anyone could ever remember, “but that wish would just turn you into another ...
june 30 in idea barrages
WHAT? My name is. WHERE? My name is. WHO? My name is, wacka-wacka, it’s Fozzie. Tonight I realized the best possible drag name is “Stevie Thiccs”. The pizza at Charles Entertainment Cheese’...
june 29 in idea barrages
A burlesque magic act where no matter how many clothes you take off, you have more clothes to take off, called THE MOBIUS STRIPPER. You could say that “Deep Throat” is a seminal pornographic ...
june 28 in idea barrages
Captain Nemo is the master of sub tweeting. A patriotic wine called Rosé Can You See. I hope at least one review of the ARTHUR remake referred to Russell Brand as “Dudley Less”. The shows...
june 27 in idea barrages
What do Donatello, the Scarlet Witch and Tasha Yar all have in common? They all do machines. So, everyone’s calling that Cruella film “The Devil Wears Poodles”, right? When will the Hot Chi...
june 26 in idea barrages
Weekend, 1 AM, when the shows are so bottom-of-the-barrel, they might as well still go off the air with the bars and tones. A Z-grade comedy showcase from 10 years ago, nearly every ad is a PSA...
june 25 in idea barrages
A film about a series of werewolf attacks on the set of CHEERS called “Danson In The Moonlight”. The original Japanese version of Shrek 2 was called Donkey Donkey Panic. The assistant Mothe...
prompt: cast, title: court mandated disclaimer in misc. flash fiction
It’s a tragedy you could set your wrist-watch to, if people still wore watches: with the release of each new Jurassic Park film, there is the inevitable wave of families across the country adopti...
june 24 in idea barrages
It’s peculiar, America, where the dominant culture loves “rising up” against an imagined other dominant culture that it either vastly over-estimated or entirely fictitious. Oppression masked as...
june 23 in idea barrages
You wanna know how we fix America? Honestly? Socialize medicine, about 25% of us go back to school for mental health degrees and we all just give each other therapy. Everyone in this country is...
june 22 in idea barrages
The dumbest portion of any extremism is the accelerationists, those who believe they win by letting the monsters do their worst so people will finally rise against them. For any bruise to quick...
june 21 in idea barrages
An excerpt from Quentonian Rhapsody: he’s just a toe boy, that’s what he must see, HE’S JUST A TOE BOY, FROM A TOE FAMILY, AUDITION TIME, YOU MUST SHOW HIM YOUR FEET, FAR BEYOND KINK, IT’S A MO...
