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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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tune of MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS in song parodies
midnight at the Broasis pledge paddle by your bed keg stands filling our faces traces of roofies in cups red Greek letters as a blank check to go fuck shit up let’s spen...
exhausted barrage in idea barrages
1.) Rick Perry can write all his hateful ideas down and shove them up his ass, a Texas book suppository. 2.) Put the “metal” in “metal”. Put the “teak” in “steak”, even. Subvert arbitrary constru...
what you wish for in poetry
there’ll be fliers there’ll be fires there’ll be lies and there’ll be lyres there’ll be guitars drums and guns and bombs and knives and fife fathers daughters son and wife bring an end to your...
dorothy dreams of tornadoes in poetry
her superpower was this the worst futures that were possible she had terrible nightmare about them but when she woke up in a screaming sweat they could no longer happen her nightmares used the...
when I was a child I’d look down at my double-jointed thumb and tell myself “remember” remember that this little thing is a little bit of proof proof that I am special that I can do great thi...
San Francisco Newark in poetry
I’m afraid of the fact that I’m not afraid of flying anymore I know this sounds like willful glib contradiction but it isn’t flying makes me feel like I am goddamned nearly about to die there ...
811 in idea barrages
1.) JK Rowling really missed out on licensing a line of Longbottom mom jeans. 2.) There’s nothing more beautiful than the look of someone looking at you like they think you’re cute. Nothing. 3.) ...
homeward bound in poetry
look down from your flight at all the blinking lights in the madness of the night pretend they blink for you tomorrow morning when the sun is shining bright maybe...
89 in idea barrages
1.) The upside of social networking is that as I’m sitting here watching the world go by I’m doing it figuratively & also literally. 2.) Messin’ with destiny, ignorin’ causality’s thrust, com...
whine at cana in poetry
I kind of caught the garter except it was a unicorn mask. It was a progressive wedding they weren’t into perpetuating gender stereotypes but they wanted to salvage what was good in the tradit...
the process of being a person in poetry
The urge to view my life as a ball of wasted opportunities is great but if I managed to get chances once it means I can get them again. I keep telling myself things like this and wear them ...
87 in idea barrages
1.) The idea that being non-bigoted and respectful to others is a political correctness that need be discarded makes me sick to my stomach. 2.) The king of the gods, he is not forgotten… this is ...
midnight in the desert in poetry
on the radio a CIA spook say in OTHER PLACES people are brainwashed into believing ends justify means he’s projecting on the radio a politician rails against the size of governmen...
86 in idea barrages
1.) They say the Earth is flat because they need to believe they’re smarter than the entire collected intelligence of human history. 2.) I am goddamned adorable, other than all of my bad parts...
a distended barrage in idea barrages
1.) My favourite thing about my brother’s dog Rascal is that he is as bewildered by reality as I am. He is utterly confused by everything and is just happy when it turns out okay and also he kind...
ode to the terrifying in poetry
the pissant Jesus freaks wouldn’t have a prayer and the vampires of the valley wouldn’t last a night and the powerful prefer their lovers weaklings and the brawlers just could not last the fight...
83 in idea barrages
1.) This week I learned that the spigot to a gas can is colloquially known as a “donkey dick”. Use this knowledge wisely. 2.) Late night U.F.O. radio is fun & all but letting people believe t...
july capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) You could trade her dumplings for sex because she was a wonton trollop. 2.) Some people won’t use a two-person dildo, even if you double-dong-dare them. 3.) All we can hope is Trump teaches l...
traveling barrage 5 in idea barrages
1.) You know you are a television nerd when you think “Oh, young Carol Burnett, get in a time machine that I might love you.” 2.) I like to think that when reality shows end, losers are mulched a...
traveling barrage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Naga fetishists are just looking for a piece of asp. 2.) One thing we have is that we never tried renaming Arabica beans “Freedom Coffee”. 3.) Instead of saying “interest-free payments” ads s...
traveling barrage 3 in idea barrages
1.) Everything you think about parenting before you are actually a parent is just a bunch of preconceived notions. 2.) My favourite Christmas mash-up by far is HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY GRINCH. 3.) Se...
where the orange trees were in poetry
the poisonous and righteous festivals are fleeting guitar wolves knee socks the excuses are depleting there is raw panic in the baked deserted city in the shallow of the deser...
traveling barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) Youtube pixelating and stuttering accidentally replicates the old feeling of watching a dub of a dub of a dub from the old days. 2.) The pictures on toyboxes of kids playing with the product ...
traveling barrage in idea barrages
1.) On the radio, a CIA spook say in OTHER PLACES people are brainwashed into believing ends justify means. He’s projecting. 2.) On the radio, a politician rails against the size of government &a...
722 in idea barrages
1.) Stress the wrong syllables and “Robocop” sounds like an Eastern European last name. “This is my friend Vladi Ruh-BOH-cup”. 2.) The hidden extra downside to sleep apnea is that using a CPAP ma...
