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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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forging ahead in poetry
scorched soaked and folded over and again it hurts like hell to burn it hurts like hell to bend but then one day you wake sharp as a razor’s end heated and beaten down heated...
830 in idea barrages
1.) Shot up from a dead-sleep, possessed with the notion that 227 and AMEN were in a shared universe, ala the Marvel movies. 2.) Captain Picard’s phone sex is probably just all “Come!” and “Make ...
829 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if Willie Nelson ever socked Kenny Rogers square in the mouth. Just really hauled off on him. 2.) Sometimes I wonder if we bankroll Australia just so America can say “Well, we’re not...
piano bland in poetry
Maybe the characters in PIANO MAN wouldn’t be so depressed if they didn’t have to listen to fucking Billy Joel. Maybe Davy is completely happy with his naval career maybe he’s on tra...
828 in idea barrages
1.) If it’s all boy dogs around, call it “a snausage party” and hope someone laughs. 2.) Anxiety & panic aren’t about regrets, they’re about getting overwhelmed with pregrets, regretting futu...
826 in idea barrages
1.) In the sequel, ironic hipsters join the remote viewing community in THE MEN THAT STARE AT GOBOTS. 2.) As a culture we reserve more pity and forgiveness for the misdeeds flaws and complexities...
825 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t gloat until it’s over. Assume negative outcome until outcome is certain. Anything else is a jinx. 2.) My glow in the dark skeleton playing a guitar shirt is finally deceased. Pour a 40 ...
824 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re only knocking over the moneychangers because you think you’d be a slightly better moneychanger, you ARE the problem. 2.) The religious vlogger caught in a huge hypocrisy, his excuse...
823 in idea barrages
1.) If Shaggy from Scooby-Doo were on facebook he’d like, like, everything. 2.) Calling an eggplant “eggplant” is like calling Greenland a “green land”. I guess “rubbery bitter horror-stump” woul...
to the tune of LUMP in song parodies
Trump is a media invention emotionless excepting his need for attention why won’t he just buy the Bahamas or purchase all Brazil and get eaten by piranhas? he’s Trump, he’s Trump, a big o...
822 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve finally realized how much packaged condoms look like the little pips on the top of Legos. Am I the last one to see this? 2.) Pickle is Latin for “ruined cucumber”. 3.) Laverne and Shirle...
821 in idea barrages
1.) I just learned that “Call Me Maybe” and “Friday” were from different people. I… just assumed. 2.) A cooking show hosted by Julianne Moore, just for the fact that it would be Maximum Pun. 3.) ...
820 in idea barrages
1.) Try to convince people you think that women’s fancy shoes are called “strap-ons”. 2.) Some kind of hell-fusion of Huell Howser and Rutger Hauer, rising up to save the day. 3.) When I was a li...
Always, always ALWAYS pretend that anyone wearing camouflage is invisible. “WHERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM?” “IS THIS PLACE HAUNTED?” Go into a Cabella’s or a Bass Pro-Shop: “WHY...
You are not catching a wave. You are not riding a wave. You are a wave function collapsing. This is not better or worse but it is different. You aren’t up and humming. ...
Some Supermen are up up and away, some are up up every night, some are up up for the day, some are just up up up tight. Some jump every task in a single bound, some of us...
819 in idea barrages
1.) They don’t call the leader’s spouse in China “First Lady” but she IS the wife of The Party. 2.) Sometimes when I’m writing, I’ll paste in a few paragraphs of a related project, just to get my...
myself doing comedy at a Princess Bride burlesque in life stuff and misc.
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to the tune of YESTERDAY in song parodies
Jesterday floppy things next to my cheekbones lay hope this time the king decides to pay because I’m broke by Jesterday suddenly there’s a knight that’s looking pissed at me I should have m...
818 in idea barrages
1.) A Filipino rapper named Manila Ice is an idea waiting to be free. 2.) Whenever a tinhat starts ranting about Benghazi, pretend you think it’s the catchphrase from that horrible BIG BANG THEOR...
816 in idea barrages
1.) Putting your listicle in the form of a slideshow is your way of saying “I’d rather have ad revenue than have people read this through to the end.” 2.) Shots are just regrets in concentrated l...
815 in idea barrages
1.) Start a redneck women’s fashion line called “Camo Toe” and see how long before someone catches on. 2.) The sad thing for songwriting is there’s not that many rhymes for borscht. Porsche, mayb...
birthday barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like how this Cialis ad suggests you should be constantly ready to have sex in hotel pools or while parasailing. 2.) A regular Pablo Neurotic. 3.) Just because you’re a struggling artist do...
hearts untethered minds let reeling wings unfeathered despite a feeling more than leather more than ceiling the nasty weather chemicals peel...
813 in idea barrages
1.) Evil’s just a word one charlatan uses to undercut another. Selfishness is the real destroyer of worlds. 2.) 85% of Ben Carson’s support in polling is the senile answering phone polls assuming...
