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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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913 in idea barrages
1.) Some of the funniest early colour cartoons were about the madness brought on by starvation. 2.) Step 1: Create a smoking device that looks like Taco Bell food. Step 2: call it “the burrito bo...
912 (my best or worst one in a while) in idea barrages
1.) Never forget but never hate blindly either. A handful of brainwashed zealots tried to light a holy war. Extinguish it with love. 2.) She listened to the Beatles all the time. She listened to ...
911 in idea barrages
1.) Was asked to run for City Council today. Happily, this very feed long ago rendered me unelectable. Thanks, facebook and twitter! 2.) In the future everyone will get 21,600 selfies of fame. 3....
Decency is not dishonesty. I won’t accept that proposition, no matter how much political juice jerks can get from that position. They call decency dishonest while all the while emb...
910 in idea barrages
1.) Someday, I’d like to be hosting a Q&A where I can say “question in the back…” and then blurt out “PARTY UP FRONT!” 2.) If you explained to Mike Huckabee that baby carrots are actually jus...
99 in idea barrages
1.) Straight Outta Commas… Compensating With Ellipses 2.) Your band will be called Jack Kerouvorkian. 3.) They mostly just embrace the idea of the End Times out of laziness because if we’re doome...
98 in idea barrages
1.) The one-ring was made out of cheese, to in the darkness bind them up. 2.) Get the phrase “Totally 80s” tattooed on your throat. When asked, proclaim yourself a radneck. 3.) Decency is not dis...
97 in idea barrages
1.) All these ads about cell plans with high-speed data and none of them have Brent Spiner running in them. Lost opportunity. 2.) So I forgot how Beard + Poppyseed Bagel = endless poppyseeds in b...
and then wake up in poetry
find a girl unimpressed by boys who play guitar hold onto her like treasure like the miracles they are know you hit the lottery with that very first kiss there are not many...
know the difference between “having what it takes” and “having what they want to take away” because no one else is gonna know it for you because anxiety and panic aren’t about reg...
yahweh or the highway in poetry
As a popular culture we reserve vastly more pity forgiveness for the misdeeds flaws and complexities of fictional characters than we do real people. Serial killers ...
common things like band-aids lose their trademark power and their corporate identity to common use by consumers the same as peacemakers lose their names to history. like astroturf...
All these people for whom being interesting was just a passing phase who now aspire for average, I must admit, I weep for them… All of these conventionals, why can’t they run off to...
96 in idea barrages
1.) The King of Asgard is not forgotten/this is the story of Johnny Wotan/Johnny Wotan/Wotan Johnny… 2.) You can’t spell “superhero” without “her”. 3.) Remember, they’re called desperados. Not op...
I am not entitled to love I do not in some way specially deserve love yet I cannot deny my longing some woman of nostalgic interest with orange lipstick on her lips and a quick s...
summer's end in poetry
paranoia runs deep at the summer’s end cuts through the still-drying sweat like a stream the hot opportunities cooling off just like the nights or anyhow that’s how it seems at the summer’s e...
95 in idea barrages
1.) It’s come to my attention that there are people who DON’T call The Fonda Fair “Redneck Disneyland”? 2.) Is there a furry-porn called “The Secret Of N.I.M.P.H.O.” yet? 3.) Australian for “vomi...
94 in idea barrages
1.) Items like Band-Aids lose their copyright power and identity to common use by consumers the same as peacemakers lose their names to history. 2.) I don’t literally believe that we are quantum ...
93 in idea barrages
1.) A post-dinner nap yielded a dream about a mystical library in Canal Place full of perils, curses and historical figures that eventually spit me out in San Francisco, a place I’ve never been. ...
highway 29 revisited in poetry
“They’re up to some crazy shit in Utica” they think in Syracuse in Albany they think in Saratoga if I am to be taken as a fair example. am I? I have no idea. At Caffe Lena not far from the...
91 in idea barrages
1.) The major downside of fame is knowing how when you die hack paper cartoonists are going to draw tacky obvious tributes to you. 2.) I’m formally declaring copyright on the business practice kn...
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1.) Inured to regular kink, she needed weirder and weirder transgressions to get her jollies, all thanks to sinflation. 2.) Been getting “it’s amazing how different you are backstage and onstage”...
a political speech next week in poetry
We need to build a wall between us and Mexico. We need to build a wall between us and Canada. We need to build a wall between us and the untrustworthy oceans. We need to build a w...
Some good things. in life stuff and misc.
Though I feel like the good things are spiky and fleeting and don’t seem to turn into greater momentum… and I’d like to have a day job and I’d like to have a dating life with some nerdy woman or ...
If you’re only knocking over the moneychangers because you think you’d be a slightly better moneychanger, you ARE the problem. If you only hate the Pharasees because you reckon ...
