littlefallsmets ⋅ 45 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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112 in idea barrages
1.) I hope we start deriding MRAs and Gamergaters by referring to them as “brotesters”. 2.) Job Title: Secular Humourist. 3.) Busking with Husker Du covers is an all-or-nothing choice. If someone...
111 in idea barrages
1.) Dream last night involved jail, a time loop where the arc words were “time in a flat circle” & photos of lost love. 2.) A BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS/TOY STORY mash-up “Holly Go-Lightyear”. Tha...
halloween barrage in idea barrages
1.) My favourite line in THE LOST IN SPACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL was definitely “MANGER! MANGER, WILL ROBINSON!” 2.) Take the moving steps upstairs in the mall. Loudly quip “Well, THAT escalated quic...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) Dream about getting lost on a bus trip then battling a wizard in a bookstore in Schenectady that doesn’t exist. As you do. 2.) “Is your refrigerator running?” “Why yes it is.” “OH GOD, THE DE...
footage from the stand-up thing I won some money at in life stuff and misc.
never not once in poetry
The world’s never not once ever been changed for the better by an “is”. Our fates as women and men as individuals and as a species hang off the limbs of ten million “shoulds”. We d...
nails on a chalkboard in poetry
What if you could convince Freddy to kill you with gold bars then pull them out of your nightmares to get rich quick? You could destablize the entire precious metals market upending sig...
day tripper in poetry
I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. A two or three hour hike is lovely but I’ll apply my scouting skills to making up a nice warm bed. I sometimes like to ...
like follow subscribe in poetry
I choose to imagine what it would be like if we had to file our internet unfriendings with some official branch of the government. Get a notary co-signing in on that, get a big red ...
1029 in idea barrages
1.) I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. 2.) A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that something else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? 3.) The “basic bi...
immediate support provider in poetry
No, I suppose that I’m no provider right now I’m a broke-ass writer looking for his place but there’s much more there’s supposed to be to potential you and reckless m...
everything is red in poetry
If you really think about it, what’s more metal than leaf-peeping? Driving far out in the country-side. Observing the autumn. “LET’S GET IN A CAR AND GO WATCH THE LEAVES DIE! IT’S ...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) Doctor Julian Bashir just wanted to holodecks and Trill. 2.) A Halloween Prince parody “Little Dead Corvette”? 3.) What if you could convince Freddy to try and kill you with gold bars and the...
if you believe in things like time in poetry
My cousin Alan was eighteen when he died when he was murdered and I was twelve years old. I guess that I am thirty-six now if you believe in things like time. If you beli...
1027 in idea barrages
1.) The growing common usage of “squad” for “group of friends” goddamned unnerves me. Does everything gotta be a war analogy? 2.) Just like a Batman, bringing a boomerang to a gunfight and winnin...
1026 in idea barrages
1.) In this dream, I was dead and in heaven but I witnessed people ruining heaven by introducing currency. Yeah. 2.) Oh boy, another GOP candidate releasing a statement. All Aboard The Pander Exp...
1025 in idea barrages
1.) The corollary to Rule 34 is “if it exists on the internet, there is drama about it.” 2.) The first time I ever heard of Power Bar I hoped it was where superheroes went to unwind and I’ve been...
1024 in idea barrages
1.) A re-boot of “Cow and Chicken” except with a dog called “Chicken and Woofles”. 2.) A meme called “Raul Julia Louis-Dreyfuss” where they are inserted into each others’ signature television and...
1023 in idea barrages
1.) When a monster that lives off orchestra conductors passes the baton, he REALLY passes the baton. 2.) Instincts are almost always wrong but it seems like logic’s even worse. Maybe better to go...
1022 in idea barrages
1.) When they explained how the guy who bit someone on a plane was ODing on coke and NOT a zombie, so many people were disappointed. 2.) The introspective melancholy is at Def Con Magnolia Soundt...
to the tune of Steely Dan's PEG in song parodies
hey, that guy’s sister I hear she’s into weird shit oh yeah, she’s really cute she’ll make you try things new she’ll take as good as she gives it so just pretend you love it peg, she’...
back to the future day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Funions should sponsor the hell out of science in exchange for getting the next fundamental particle named after them. 2.) I love it when youtube “celebrities” call the people that they’re tr...
so many centaurs in poetry
Centaurs! We got centaurs! We got two centaurs in a man costume. We got two centaurs discussing how My Little Pony reinforces stereotypes. We got two centaurs bullying a jockey! You guy...
1020 in idea barrages
1.) The Trojan Centaur. When they check the horse, assuming it’s full of warriors, it’s empty… then our troops come pouring out the man part. 2.) Write a book about the trope of Adam and Eve dres...
desperate measures in poetry
Start calling soccer “kick hockey”. Convince a child that tampons are “mommy’s special cigars”. Plant seeds of the absurd wherever possible. Remake key scenes from Ferris Bueller’s Day ...
