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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) The man with the fern fetish inevitably ended up in the frondzone. 2.) My inability to rap limits my ability to do an “endo/Endor” based parody of Gin and Juice. 3.) Politicians who were neve...
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1.) I like to think that if Mark Wahlberg asks his wife to feel a weird lump on his back he has to say it twice. “Feel it, feel it”. 2.) Ultimately, tv & film made us believe that loving some...
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1.) I like to think that Lady And The Trump would be about the dog biting his face off and becoming a national hero. 2.) Whenever someone calls a footrace in November a “turkey trot” all I can th...
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1.) My mind at night much like a Nascar rally, racing in endless tedious circles with no end possible other than an ugly crash. 2.) Ever since tuberculosis got trendy, she’d wheeze extra loud at ...
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1.) Making pie is harder than it looks because crimping ain’t easy. 2.) She’s kickstarting her artificial insemination, though natural childbirth IS one of her stretch goals. 3.) The risks inhere...
we express our love through our worry for each other in my family it’s better than money or food as expression I’m guessin’ but anxiety doesn’t add it multplies and drive...
streets named after people long forgotten along with their deeds the only remaining memory being the city streets themselves maybe property is theft maybe memory’s a stra...
the treachery of words in poetry
this is not a pipe, this is not a picture of a pipe this is a sentence I’m forming that happens to contain the word “pipe” this is not a pipe, this is not a painting of a pipe this...
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1.) The best part about being rich would be buying bit parts in crowd funded movies by the dozen and being known as “THAT Weirdo”. 2.) My parody of the Flintstones theme about Bob Marley only has...
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1.) The backing percussion in “All Right Now” always makes me think I left my turn signal on. 2.) 107% Completion Mash-Up: The Eagles “In The Long Run” vs Hyakugojyuuichi!! 3.) “Deep carry ambide...
every job leaves a scar on you somewhere inside or out a broken toe from a film set that still aches in the cold reflexive “I can help you with that” from old terrible phone wor...
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1.) Moreover, even if you NEEDED your coffee cup to underpin your celebration of Christmas, why would you need it on November 7th? 2.) It’s about Goldilocks’ time in prison for B&E. It’s call...
the dog and I go on these little adventures together sometimes he’ll bark at a phantom sometimes he’ll sniff at some leaves sometimes he’ll piss on every tire that he sees little usually com...
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1.) I can’t picture myself referring to a group of friends as “Squad” unironically ever. 2.) It is difficult to imagine an idea more desperate and craven than Saturday Night Live letting Trump ho...
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1.) The gender of the clown is easy to determine, only the boy clowns have jesticles. 2.) You know what’s fun to say? “Taos Tacos”. I could say it a thousand times. Let’s go to New Mexico just to...
to the tune of LEARNIN' TO FLY in song parodies
well it started out when Reagan won it trickled down now it’s just no fun in a couple years, killed the middle class now the rules have changed and it kicked our ass w...
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1.) I try my best to stay positive but sometimes I feel like I have all the irons in the world in the fire with none poppin’ out. 2.) I gotta say, whenever I heard the term “audiophile”, I imagin...
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1.) If you’re gonna be a life coach, you better be wearing an old timey flannel baseball uniform. Probably smoking a cigar. 2.) An upscale brand of beef stews called Dainty Moore. 3.) What’s a we...
after halloween candy in poetry
The sale is for a limited time only which makes it fit in just fine with everything else in the damned world. Everything is an offer with a hard expiration date. Whether you can know whe...
three-two pitch in poetry
Baseball will break your heart, stomp on it, burn the remains, scatter the ashes at sea then ask you out again in April. Baseball will tear your flesh off tan your hide and rende...
imperviousness in poetry
Just because a wound healed doesn’t mean you won’t have a pink glossy stretched-out scar that aches in wet-cold for the rest of your life. You can bounce back but that means yo...
brand management in poetry
A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that someone or thing else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? I get why you’d want your work to be known to be appre...
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1.) The gorgeous can have ANYONE they desire, looks wise, so be interesting and stand out in a way pretties can’t compete with. 2.) A clown’s just a mime punched in the face for being a mime so m...
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1.) Maybe tonight I won’t have another nightmare about having all my clothes stolen on a film set. 2.) Phlebotomist by day, vampire hunter by night, mortals call her Cora Coeur, monsters call her...
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1.) “Tom Petticoat Junction”. Look, that’s the best I can do after the Mets got destroyed. 2.) Telekinesis is a moving experience. 3.) Between horrifying Halloween costumes and Rachel Dolezal, le...
