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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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122 in idea barrages
1.) Even Genghis Khan knew, if you wanna build an empire, you gotta go one steppe at a time. 2.) The next step in horror meta is a movie about the cast/crew of a failed horror movie getting kille...
121 in idea barrages
1.) “Poppy,” Jeb whined to his father, “you should have named me Jed so I could piggyback on the Star Wars hype!” 2.) All these people want the world to break so some god can tell them who won an...
1130 in idea barrages
1.) Talking about mental illness after mass shootings makes sense but if we’re not also talking about cultural illness, we’re fixing nothing. 2.) What do you like or dislike about you? These are ...
stay frosty in poetry
frosty the snowman was on the run from death, this much was clear the subtext was his desperation to cram all the experiences of a life into, no pun intended, his one day in the sun trying to ...
1129 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe tomorrow’s the start of a grand new adventure. No particular idea what that would be but here’s hoping. 2.) All he had left was his foolish pride but when he found out they were just pe...
1128 in idea barrages
1.) The insistent frat boy wouldn’t take bro for an answer. 2.) I like how Smashmouth named their band after what their music makes your fist want to do. 3.) If you can’t stand the heat, get out ...
letter to a Trump supporter in poetry
first they’ll come for the Muslims but your ass won’t care you’re not Muslim you’ll even fool yourself into believing that this actually makes you safer somehow asshole then they’ll co...
1127 in idea barrages
1.) Nightmare included: bafflingly complex scratch tickets, trapped in an evil amusement park, tooth loss, broken glasses, terrorist attacks. 2.) I’m thankful for the family and close friends who...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) Water’s the universal solvent but short-term investing is the universal insolvent. 2.) Strip Thanksgiving of all the colonial mythology, go back to Lincoln’s idea of a plain day of secular th...
husk label on the outside with your name your history your credit card number your diplomas family tree whatever all that’s still there all your signifiers sound as the pound the whole worl...
1125 in idea barrages
1.) That “I am Spartacus!” scene would’ve been a lot more interesting if his name had been John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt. 2.) H.R. HUFFINGSTUFF was the ill-conceived children’s show of Sid and N...
1124 in idea barrages
1.) A common schoolgirl prank for mermaids was, of course, the dry willie. 2.) Were football invented today, we’d get 3 plays into the 1st game before everyone was sued into oblivion. Not sure th...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) I’d never considered Frosty The Snowman as the story of a creature near death trying to pack in experience like Roy Baty in BLADERUNNER. 2.) People scoffing “oh the Ewoks were just cute thing...
to the tune of Danke Schoen in song parodies
dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain drive-wallet of Limp Bizkit fame or Nickelback, maybe the ones to blame super tame, ultra-lame, dorky chain dorky chain… wallet… dorky chai...
1122 in idea barrages
1.) Who’s jolly? he said and laughed in that special way, who’s jolly, he said then went “ho ho ho”. 2.) All I want is a giantess who’ll laugh at my jokes & tell me I’m handsome but all I nee...
to the tune of MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION in song parodies
no I would not give you false hope on this soup and sandwich day but the mayo and bread reunion is just an emulsion away, oh little foodstuff of mine I can’t for the life of me ...
1121 in idea barrages
1.) Your Tinder picture is Sting in DUNE. Your reality is Baron Harkonen in DUNE. Welcome to the nerdiest tweet ever. 2.) That’s high-grade endo in Santa’s pipe. That’s how he dilates time to get...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) A series of short documentaries explaining step-by-step how things have conspired to enrage me called “How It’s Mad”. 2.) It’s a good thing my car’s in the shop as this was gonna be a “ten do...
blood for the blood god in poetry
This is no clash of civilizations. This is a collection of armed theocracies TRYING to create one for power and profit. Humanity can be better. Conflict begets & reinforces power s...
to be determined in poetry
judgment is not concern confrontation is not assistance negative criticism is not encouragement but love is love the difference between identity and ego where to hang on...
explaining to a friend that I went to see him play guitar instead of performing at an open mic some distance away I realized the best compliment that I can give someone is “I’d rather he...
the ft. morgan blues in poetry
I’ve never tried uppers because I know I’d spend a few months the happiest I’ve ever been I’d finish a few novels all at once I would be getting thinner and productive and reaching my potentia...
The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow citizens, everyone becomes simply a potential servant to a rich man. In the gig economy, we are all serfs again. In the gig economy...
1119 in idea barrages
1.) Lowering the taxation on feather moguls is an example of tickledown economics. 2.) I hope some day Dan Savage names a sex act or sex-related thing “the Tucker Carlson”. 3.) Again, a “Baby Got...
1118 in idea barrages
1.) If we MUST have another Sharknado movie, at least make the sharks radioactive and have the subtitle be “Toxic Shark Syndrome”. 2.) The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow ...
