littlefallsmets ⋅ 45 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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724 in idea barrages
1.) The one thing I can say about the Star Spangled Banner is… as least it’s about surviving attack instead of attacking someone else. 2.) Does BitCoin have a convention? Is it called BitCon? It ...
petite barrage in idea barrages
1.) If your He-Man/Darkwing Duck crossover doesn’t involve Skeletor calling him “Dorkwing DUNCE”, I mean, who are you fooling, it will. 2.) A cameo by Kriss Kross in your horror movie is the very...
722 in idea barrages
1.) Next year will be the 20th anniversary of Austin Powers impressions being totally played-out. How the time flies! 2.) If I were Idris Elba’s agent, I’d have him talk about “his sister Jessica...
721 in idea barrages
1.) I would kind of like a Cards Against Humanity expansion based on Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies art strategy cards. 2.) I saw a youtube video called “The Dark Side of Buzzfeed” and I wondered...
a less impressive barrage in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes you just have to recite the “Tears In The Rain” speech from BLADERUNNER really loudly but with lots of extra swearing. 2.) I knew something was up with Melania’s speech with that “F...
719 in idea barrages
1.) Your comic book about superheroes who recharge their powers by smoking THE NICOTEENS will be unpopular but very well funded. 2.) In Soviet Russia, stars reach for you. 3.) Two Tramburgers and...
718 in idea barrages
1.) When you tell someone “you are the wind beneath my wings” you are really saying “welcome to my pit stank”. 2.) When asking where they put the swimsuits in the store, definitely yell “EXCUSE M...
717 in idea barrages
1.) The massive organ damage from drinking at the Great American Irish Festival in Frankfort is called “Liverdance”. 2.) Taylor Swift was trying to keep her relationship with Tom Hiddleston loki ...
a doozy of a barrage in idea barrages
1.) Humility will keep you sane but holds you back from life-changing action. Confidence, the opposite. Still, one failing I must try the other. 2.) The term “augmented reality” is a fraud. These...
You want me to go camping You want ME to go camping YOU want me to go camping You want me to go CAMPING You WANT me to go camping Camping? Look, my idea of roughing it is watching movies o...
post-ruthian barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your Tori Amos cover band will be called Tori Almost. 2.) When people shorten “birthday” to “b-day” am I the one person who hears the word in my head as “bidet”? “Happy bidet!” you are yellin...
laying down the science in poetry
you always hear about mad scientists but you never hear about sad scientists resurrecting the dead to the tune of Morrissey buying their labcoats in black at Hot Topic before a rack o...
my own advice in poetry
may you find what you seek but moreover if you don’t may you still find a way to know peace because you might not find what you seek success is at least ninety percent luck you might st...
poke mongo in poetry
poke mongo? poke mongo? I sure as hell wouldn’t poke mongo that guy ran around punching out cows in Blazing Saddles that dude was fierce you people are fine with folks muttering to them...
catmandos and catmandon'ts in poetry
I have decided that our cat internally refers to me as “The Doorman” he scratches at the foot of my bed “let meowt, doorman!” “let meowt!” and like a sucker, I do reinforcing the whol...
times like these in poetry
we send our hearts out so often now they never have the time to come back before we send them out again so we wander through our days with perpetually empty chests trying to still pump bl...
some of us in poetry
some of us are true believers some of us are troubadors some will cope by meditation some by drinking to the floor some of us dream of tornadoes some of our dreams ARE tornadoes some of u...
sittin' on 714 in idea barrages
1.) Internet, you made Chewbacca Mom famous, it is now your mission to go through Pokemon Go videos and find a Poke-Mom. 2.) Sometimes in the middle of “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” I’ll mishea...
713 in idea barrages
1.) Rob Zombie’s Chinese take-out place had better be called More Hunan Than Hunan. 2.) Time-traveling centaurs! They create a stable time loop! 3.) Your Blink-182 joke is outdated, I’m sorry, a ...
712 in idea barrages
1.) The fact that he knew he was Bond, James Bond was his quantum of solipsism. 2.) Oz never did give nothing to the Tinman, except a horrifying robot body that he didn’t already have. 3.) Goldil...
convenience barrage in idea barrages
1.) You gotta be doing good because no one else will do it for you, a wise man just told me. 2.) If you’re ever fighting a rock monster in a fantasy game, take the opportunity you have to yell “p...
710 in idea barrages
1.) LA was bad for me because it was perfect. NYC was perfect for me because in a lot of ways it was bad. Only with time do we learn things. 2.) It’s just that some of our dreams had a bigger lea...
79 in idea barrages
1.) Why is everyone talking about Poke Mongo? I wouldn’t poke Mongo from Blazing Saddles, that dude was harsh. 2.) Only computer nerds will laugh when you call your mouth your “cereal port” but i...
78 in idea barrages
1.) We send our hearts out so often now that they never have the time to come back before we send them out again. 2.) Your hip-hop inspired interior design service will be called Tupac Decor. 3.)...
77 in idea barrages
1.) As there is no sharp uptick in ragged ranters with no ID being institutionalized, this election cycle proves time travel is impossible. 2.) All I’m saying is that I personally would love an I...
