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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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86 in idea barrages
1.) Your Matt Damon/Jeremy Renner slash fic is positively Bournographic. 2.) I sort of get disinterest in your wife’s reality bending magical powers if you’re already something cool like an astro...
85 in idea barrages
1.) This Lackluster Video WOW What Indifference joke is really really old. 2.) Everyone’s bad at adulting but it’d be funnier if the term were “adultery”. 3.) The beer poops are fecal alcohol syn...
84 in idea barrages
1.) Crystal Light removed all the taste with most of the calories and in the end was more just Crystal Meh. 2.) I learned how to talk to the owls, that was a hoot. 3.) Cassandra bollocks. What un...
83 in idea barrages
1.) Sanity, a jigsaw assembled at leisure. Madness, pieces dumped on your head for somebody’s pleasure. 2.) The hospital was pretty nice to give The Joker braces after all the bad things he’d don...
barrage? barrage. barrage... in idea barrages
1.) Toothpaste contains paste but very few teeth. 2.) If you want Greece to pull out of the Euro, that’s fine, but don’t be a drachma queen about it. 3.) Your tanning bed company will be called ...
new comedy bit in poetry
people say that Donald Trump is always taking the low road but where I grew up “taking the low road” was a slang term for “eating pussy” and Donald Trump does not eat pussy so this...
a concise barrage in poetry
1.) Too many reformed churches, not enough deformed churches. 2.) Your English pub in Utica NY will be called “Drams Along The Mohawk”. 3.) Like Churchill’s approach to martini vermouth, I drive ...
language please in poetry
language shapes meaning while efforting to approximate we will never be exact we can never be perfect but damn it we try our best to get within a rounding error of our deepest mea...
july capstone in idea barrages
1.) The correct response to that old cliche is “I don’t know, there’s a lot of people at this pop stand. That could take a while.” 2.) THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL 2: THIS TIME IT’S PERCIVAL 3.) ...
a goddamn solid barrage in idea barrages
1.) Logically speaking, “boxing” could well have been called “fisting” and we could’ve had “heavyweight fisting champions”. 2.) It took what felt like forever but their plans for simultaneous org...
729 in idea barrages
1.) The only way to defeat the mutant conjoined twins in TOTAL RECALL is to cut out the middle man. 2.) If you slip on a trampoline and get a big bloody scuff in the pattern of the trampoline on ...
728 in idea barrages
1.) If you believe Hispanics, Muslims, African Americans & women deserve human rights, you vote for the D candidate. That simple at this point. 2.) My love of humanity is unabated. My trust, ...
727 in idea barrages
1.) The Ghostbusters make a political stand against discorporate personhood. 2.) All or nothing usually gets you nothing. 3.) When 900 percent humidity you have reached, feel as good you will not...
to the tune of where its at in song parodies
there’s a destination a little up the road from the Munstitute and the Stewarts store the place cool kids and old men go for ears full of sound and a cup of joe food for your mouth a...
726 in idea barrages
1.) Wishes made on pennies are well-intentioned. 2.) If I was going to make an intentionally bad parody song to mock myself, it would be “Order Of The Lonely Heart/Boner Of The Lonely Farts”. Not...
the heart in summer in poetry
we’re all under the same sky but the position of the stars is at least a little different depending who and where we are that girl you maybe adore but haven’t seen in years under those very...
like it doesn't matter in poetry
humility will keep you sane but it holds you back from taking action confidence is the opposite twin confidence can get things done but leaves your conscience broken in ...
in John Brown’s day before he moldered in his grave it was assumed he was insane for thinking slavery could end so I’m raising up a toast to madwomen and madmen ...
you are a mechanism of empathy you are a holy mineshaft of emotion but you need to be alive afterward to thrive you have to reload after the explosion give yourself some credit give yoursel...
the end of the end in poetry
If the Rapture means every judgemental hateful jerk ruining everything leaves the planet? It sounds win-win for both sides. By all means, Rapture yourselves. Rapture yoursel...
725 in idea barrages
1.) Schrödinger’s Traditional Hindu Wedding is sari not sari. 2.) When you only go a little crazy, you go banana. You go a single banana. Just the one. 3.) Feeling fated to be feted can leave you...
to the tune of LIKE A VIRGIN in song parodies
she finally gave up on cheese shares videos to you shot inside a slaughterhouse from the cow’s point of view in the past, not so brash it was rash, something really n...
magpie blackbird steal yourself some baubles make yourself a pretty nest nothing’s full original we can only do our best every idea’s a little bit borrowed don’t play it to...
Trust your brakes I mean, of course, check your brakes first make sure that they’re worth trusting make sure they’re in working order but if you know your brakes are good trust your brakes t...
McLaughlins in poetry
in Dolgeville New York in the next town north of the place where I grew up of the place that I call home there used to be a store called McLaughlins I don’t even remember what it sold I...
