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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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93 in idea barrages
1.) The role that compliments the role of “Power Bottom” most is, of course, “Top Gun”. 2.) The Spider Man Homecoming/Spaghettios tie-in had BETTER use the phrase “with great power comes great pa...
to the tune of where it's at (very old parody) in older archived parodies
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me-ow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me-ow there’s a destination a little up the rhine w...
92 in idea barrages
1.) Gowanus sounds like the name of a Pokemon. 2.) Ah Schenectady. Thunderdome encircling a lovely little three-block radius of the Proctor’s arts district. 3.) If I saw Trump rescuing a baby fro...
When I was a child, I was told I “over-shared” my emotions. It was unhealthy to spill all my secrets for anyone who would listen my hopes my fears my fondest missions “Just because you think ...
september starter barrage in idea barrages
1.) What with his love of eating beans, he was like a can in a kidney store. 2.) The Mourneaus hoped their son’s love of vivisection was just a phase he’d grow out of once he’d sewn some wild goa...
worry is just regret while it’s still in the chrysalis waiting for its terrible wings to finally burst through shred the cocoon and emerge fully empowered to ruin you worry is tensing up in a ...
rock and roll in poetry
In case you’ve been living under a rock technology has advanced we can now live under a roof. In case you’ve been living under a rock if a rolling stone gathers no moss there’s no way someone...
Occasional tables. Periodic tables. Erratic tables. Elusive tables. Unreliable tables. Absent tables. Deadbeat tables. Tables. Water tables, earth tables, sky tables, fire tables, ...
Dress for the job you want. Job for the dress you want. Want for the dress you job. Want for the want you want. Want. Want. Want. Continue to want. Your want will set you free. Your wa...
august capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) Anyone with any sense of history realizes that Trump is basically running as George Wallace with heavy brain damage, yes? 2.) Of all the bad things that don’t really matter, getting a video i...
godzilla '98 in poetry
the first Godzilla was pretty simple, man he was the atom bomb and he destroyed Japan the second Godzilla, pretty much the same except now Angurius could share in the blame the third G...
830 in idea barrages
1.) Build an elaborate facebook personality test that scrapes for demographic information then make every outcome “you are gullible”. 2.) The idea of going to an event because you find Hulk Hogan...
829 in idea barrages
1.) Only the wisest of women and men can tell the difference between epiphany and lack of sleep. I am not yet one of those. 2.) If Trump loses, God willing, we should build a Truman Show dome whe...
828 in idea barrages
1.) He named his dark elf Michaelango and gave him the battlecry “Drowabunga!” 2.) If Guy Fieri’s autobiography is entitled GET RICH OR GUY TRYIN’, then MAYBE he’s self aware. 3.) I enjoy when a ...
827 in idea barrages
1.) Your punk band will be named Vom DeLuise. 2.) Your Star Trek themed winery will be called “The Grapes of Wrath of Khan”. Until the lawsuits, of course. 3.) Theft of body parts from the hospit...
826 in idea barrages
1.) Your body-modification parlor will be called Brand Management. 2.) The ultimate battle in Pokemon Go seems to be coming up with the most clever names for your digital monsters. 3.) Wholesome ...
825 in idea barrages
1.) When Zack Snyder sings Jingle Bells, the Batmobile losing its wheel causes it to crash into an orphanage, killing hundreds. (This was my most well-received Tweet ever, by the way. Twitter is ...
824 in idea barrages
1.) Do you appreciate the art or do you just aspire to the creator’s lifestyle? 2.) Remember, very few prospectors made money in the Gold Rush, many many people got rich selling picks and whiskey...
little falls phone exchange barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your Bewitched/Dr. Who fan-fic will explore the idea that Darren was a secret Time Lord, explaining the regeneration. 2.) A dream about failing to prevent the heat death of the multiverse bec...
822 in idea barrages
1.) Nunsploitation films only sell if the women playing the sisters are conventionally attractive. 2.) I miss when people called their beloveds their “boo” because “bae” doesn’t set up nearly as ...
821 in idea barrages
1.) I’m surprised no one has tried pyramid scheming out colognes and shaving products under the name “Murray Kay”. 2.) Who would’a thought in 2016 Cracked would be a well-regarded comedy site and...
820 in idea barrages
1.) True Star Wars fans refer to intoxication as “getting yakfaced”. 2.) E.T. loved Reeses Pieces because of the extra cholesterol. 3.) At the beach, refer to your speedo bulge as your “guypod”. ...
words on words in poetry
Everything you’ve ever read some weirdo just like you just wrote those words down once it isn’t something magical just because it exists on paper it isn’t necessarily true just bec...
819 in idea barrages
1.) In case you’ve been living under a rock, technology has advanced, we can now live under a roof. 2.) Tickling yourself is really just laughterbating. 3.) I want a video game about being a fan ...
other from another other in poetry
Find your other-ness and hang onto it for dear life. That sense of feeling somehow abnormal, it can keep you humane. That sense of feeling halfway there to madness, it can keep you sane. Liste...
