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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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920 in idea barrages
1.) I want to write a really dark “Why did the Chechen cross the road?” joke for Yakov Smirnov. 2.) Conspiracy theorists are a bunch of DARPA queens. 3.) When you volunteer for your church, are y...
919 in idea barrages
1.) When you complain about the stupid goddamned names at Starbucks, you are venti-ing. 2.) If you’re ever writing for DC Comics, try to sneak in a growing superheroine on the L.E.G.I.O.N. called...
918 in idea barrages
1.) Your JANE AUSTEN/90s ROCK fan fiction mash-up will have Elizabeth Bennett fall in love with D’Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. 2.) Had TRU BLOOD, the show about vampire drugs, come out a few ...
how your thirties will go in poetry
carbon-based though we are we still seem pretty squishy standing at the start of our prime still we are just water and carbon we can be shaped into diamond with just enough pressure and tim...
917 in idea barrages
1.) The story of Adam and Eve involves a lot of good-natured ribbing. 2.) Whoever heard the movie was gonna be called “The Love Bug” and so made its name sound like “Herpes” is my hero. 3.) “LOL”...
916 in idea barrages
1.) If there are only three Spice Girls left, does that make them The Sparse Girls? 2.) Instead of saying “I’m thirsty” yell “I AM FULL OF PARCHMENT!” 3.) If you remade MORK AND MINDY with Mindy ...
camel through a needle's eye in poetry
there are those who would be driven cruel crazy and weird by the assurances of bedrock faith picture us agnostics as dry drunks in the face of comforting madness if I was sure of anything I ...
temp track in poetry
tempus fugit tempest fugitives we’re all on the run from the oncoming storm that’s the passage of time in the fudging of our memories in the temples of the mind tempus fugit tempest f...
science fiction triple feature in poetry
the beauty of science fiction is you’re writing about things that probably haven’t happened that maybe can never happened but at least haven’t happened yet so your metaphors can t...
lightbulb in the empty house next door flickers like someone is saying hello but “like” does not always make it so my heart says yes but my head says no whether it is fa...
Profanity just means dealing with the profane dealing with the possible divine dealing with holy. Don’t let ‘em tell you you don’t have the right to wrestle with profanity to st...
ides of september barrage in idea barrages
1.) No, actually the worst pick-up line ever is “Did you fall from the heavens? Because those are two meaty orbs.” 2.) The lead in TWILIGHT was just going through her vlad-boy phase. 3.) People w...
the calling in poetry
If you do it to get rich, you’ll go broke. If you do it to get famous, you’ll go mad in the process. If you do it because it’s all that you’re good at, you will have a fighting chance. ...
The upside to scary things is you get the opportunity to overcome ‘em. Your differences aren’t curses, they’re gifts to make you realize everyone’s different, to fill you with compassion and ...
science-fiction double feature in poetry
The one major difference between science-fiction and religion is if the person who wrote it all down believed that it actually happened if they believe that the story they’re ...
914 in idea barrages
1.) The racists and homophobes that are leading the charge from the far right ARE one deplorable mass. Deploribus Unum, them. 2.) Everybody sends their loved ones little pictures of David Lee Rot...
913 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re a skin doctor that specializes in helping people with issues due to goth/emo make-up is a doomatologist. 2.) The cookie name “EL Fudge” must’ve caused some “Who’s On First” miscommu...
912 in idea barrages
1.) Now that DARKWING DUCK & DUCKTALES are different universes, we need a “Flash of Two Worlds” cover mock-up with two Launchpad McQuacks. 2.) The way Wikileaks fell into being a cudgel for “...
catch-up barrage in idea barrages
1.) I still say it’s a shame Zack de la Rocha doesn’t have his own brand of Almond Roca. 2.) The upside to scary things is you get the opportunity to overcome ‘em. 3.) Of course Syracuse is a bro...
I am doing my Ted Talk tomorrow. in life stuff and misc.
…so I am exhausted from the preparations and allowing myself to not barrage for a coupla days. tedxutica.com/live Saturday it starts 12PM Eastern Time and I’m up third if ya wanna see it. Oh man,...
the storm before the calm barrage in idea barrages
1.) What do the bees comprehend of the beekeeper suddenly pulling the honeycombs out for a harvest? What COULD they think? 2.) The Tumbler, The Grinder, The Tinder, Match and OKCupid all sound li...
97 in idea barrages
1.) Constantly refer to your love of It’s A Wonderful Life as capraphilia. 2.) The pagan ritual looked exhausting but really they were having a Baal. 3.) Donald Trump is literally a white noise g...
96 in idea barrages
1.) Famous people have songs written about them. Great people write their own goddamn songs. 2.) The sooner you admit that major college football can’t be a thing in the Northeast anymore, the so...
95 in idea barrages
1.) David Gilmour didn’t really run out of caramels, it was merely a momentary lapse of Riesen. 2.) Your emo-style Dave Matthews cover band will be called My Chemical Bromance. 3.) If in the Meth...
94 in idea barrages
1.) As an extra twist of the knife, the Road Runner owns thousands in Acme stock. 2.) That one son of Trump looks so much like Odo that I’ll never watch Deep Space Nine the same way again. 3.) Th...
