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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tight rope in poetry
every poet wants to be a rock star every rock star wishes they could act every actor just wants to direct every director wants to be a king in fact every king would rather be a goddess or a go...
the vault of meaning in poetry
the words will come in their ebb and flow the ink will fill in an ebon flow the words they will come as all things, you know the word will come though it may be “no” that’s the risk you t...
what you got in poetry
drugs for the pain pain from the drugs the deepest of veins the dankest of nugs sometimes they help sometimes you’re covered in bugs drugs for the pain pain from the drugs somedays we a...
under the sunset tree in poetry
I’ll never be Lord Bryon I don’t heal that fast I could never be that oily and I’m running low on gas now I don’t blame you, baby if you want Lord Bryon’s ass but that man is dead and buried...
1127 in idea barrages
1.) Your Western where the hero wears Mom jeans will be called HIGH-PANTS DRIFTER. 2.) A picture of a morbidly obese Nazi with a knife collection and a Gamergate flag would be the cover to a maga...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) Mannequin challenge where you hold the poses for the poster/VHS cover of Mannequin as long as possible. 2.) Convince someone that you think that the Hawaiian greeting is “Helloha”. 3.) He’s t...
barrage friday in idea barrages
1.) A version of “O Holy Night” about the Nick Cage “Wicker Man” including the line “Noooooooo, not the beeeeeeeees”. 2.) Thankfully, we’re most of us still here to try and turn this boat called ...
barragegiving in idea barrages
1.) Your super villain will dress real posh, give unwanted breast enhancements to defeated male heroes and call himself “John D Rackafella”. 2.) You have within you the legions of thought and act...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) The liminal is luminous, we only see because something can’t make its mind up if its particle or wave. Ambiguity is the vehicle of meaning. 2.) Parsing words like Parsifal, looking for meanin...
1122 in idea barrages
1.) If you gain the superpower to make it rain spiders, your superhero name had better be Torrentula. 2.) For a guy whose only real accomplishment is as a modestly-successful game show host, you’...
1121 in idea barrages
1.) Being respectful is nice but when being respectful normalizes hate, the necessity of treating hate as abhorrent supersedes respectfulness. 2.) Nietzsche’s treatise on game culture was called ...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) If your Catholic school has a football team, there’d better be a “2, 4, 6, 8, who can transubstantiate? Jesus, Jesus, yaaay Jesus!” cheer. 2.) Real Talk: The Star Wars Holiday Special’s still...
1119 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re making a Beatles porno spoof and you don’t have a character called “Thingo” you should give up before you start. 2.) In my head-canon, the Star Wars prequels are propaganda by some ...
persephone's lament in poetry
she dreams of lacking internal contradiction she dreams of no longer being legion she dreams of possessing not a single paradox she dreams of no longer changing with the seasons she dreams o...
1118 in idea barrages
1.) In the Spider-Ham universe, is Apocalypse called Porkylips? He’d damned well better be. 2.) In the follow-ups to TWILIGHT, I hope the high school’s star half-back is Moe Quesada and he dreams...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) Your movie about two Silicon Valley tech douches pretending their boss isn’t dead will be called WEEKEND AT BURNING MAN. 2.) Your cologne for priests will be called Eau My God. 3.) Oh, you mi...
1116 in idea barrages
1.) Your Guardians of the Galaxy/Roots mash-up GROOTS will stall out when Groot literally cannot say that his name is Toby. 2.) In Soviet Russia, the curious are killed by cats! 3.) The first s...
1115 in idea barrages
1.) Your fan fiction about the Golden Girls getting into text adventure games had damned well better be titled GRUE MACLANAHAN. 2.) Chewbacca’s wife is named Malla Bacca which sounds like an Indi...
workin' on a thing for a thing in poetry
This is a hard time to do comedy because there’s nothing funny about Donald Trump being president. There isn’t. Nothing. Oh, don’t get me wrong. Donald Trump himself is funny. ...
hope is a hummingbird in poetry
hope is a hummingbird tiny and nimble easily crushed can fit in a thimble hope cannot sleep would die if it did but can fall into comas when its well-hid rest for a while hope drinks...
1114 in idea barrages
1.) I feel so helpless because I’m good at being funny and there’s nothing funny about the horrors to come. It’s just horror. 2.) Part of me wants to write a parody of Pearl Jam’s “Daughter” abou...
1113 in idea barrages
1.) Whoever is best at Tumblr should wear the title Tumbldore until the moment they are out-Tumbld. 2.) In PokemonGo, has anyone named a Magikarp “Vigo The Magikarpathian”? 3.) The big hit from t...
are you okay? in poetry
there’s no time left for redemption even less for closure we’re thick as thieves and we’re as thin as sin and losing our composure this goddamn midnight sun it’s gonna be a scorcher but that’s th...
out of clever names for these barrage in idea barrages
1.) The countryside is only so beautiful every once in a while, it’s a periodic tableaux. 2.) Your film where Hugo Weaving plays a man who goes into the desert to drink himself to death will be c...
armistice day barrage in idea barrages
1.) I want to believe some power put us here because we were uniquely prepared somehow to push back the darkness. But that’s an enormous faith. We always thought there was gonna be more time to f...
