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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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210 in idea barrages
1.) Maze. Your people call it “labyrinth”. 2.) Get old or die trying. 3.) Two ships passing in the dark long night of attempted meaning construction, just a couple of existential dreadnoughts. 4....
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1.) Was a lot written in ‘30s Europe about how weirdly day-to-day the rise of fascism could feel if you ignored the news? We can write it now. 2.) It was the best of February rap battles, it was ...
letting it happen in poetry
You are a work-in-progress. You are a reaction to your stimuli. You’re not betraying yourself by changing. You’re not betraying anyone. You are becoming yourself. You have...
28 in idea barrages
1.) Are the streets of Athens covered in a bunch of Ath-holes? 2.) I’d rather we get out of this awful charade without violence. Is that my privilege showing how I’d rather not add vengeance to r...
online everyone is a dog in poetry
smelling things is the internet for dogs sticking their heads out of car windows is a high-speed connection it’s a DSL login at least a dog sniffer linkup cable internet is easy for them t...
You can’t rely on begging heroes or leaders to change things anymore. They may be compromised. They may be exhausted. They might have death threats hanging over their grand kids. They...
27 in idea barrages
1.) If being good at football gets a guy forgiven for supporting fascism, that’s an everything problem. 2.) The idiots who spend their time telling us we’re “sensitive snowflakes” now want to boy...
26 in idea barrages
1.) Catholic schools are filled with teachers of habit. 2.) The Fraternious T.U.C.K. loves it when you call him Big Pauper. 3.) Sir Mix-A-Lot has a cousin who is an OB-Gyn, Sir Vix-A-Lot. 4.) Chi...
25 in idea barrages
1.) The island of metaphor, the summer camp where nothing literally makes sense, I hadn’t been there in my dreams in years. It was dying. 2.) The secret party house, the place where people let th...
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1.) The hardest gap to cross now is the Trump followers who know what’s happening but can’t admit it to themselves because of what it’d make em. They realize they accidentally backed white nation...
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1.) We will be the living repositories of the histories the bastards try to erase. 2.) Blockin eggs BAYBEE/blockin’ eggs baby/TWIT-TER EGGS/twitter eggs/cmoncmoncmon baby now/c’mon baby/BLOCKIN E...
groundhog barrage in idea barrages
1.) Everybody put your hands up head-ish, wave ‘em ‘round like you’re apathetic. 2.) No Supreme Court justice can legitimately spring from a “presidency” that was illegitimately taken from th...
feb opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) (to the tune of “Bacon Pancakes”) Blockin’ Twitter Eggs/blockin’ racist Twitter Eggs/I take the blocker and I put it to the Twitter Egg/ain’t gonna talk/ain’t gonna beg/BLOCKIN’ SOME EGGS! ...
jan capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) False equivalence is the death of journalism. Giving hatemongers “equal time” isn’t fairness, it’s collaboration with Nazis. 2.) Flo always demanded we kiss her grits but we never even saw he...
130 in idea barrages
1.) Point of order: don’t call him “Steve Bannon”, call him “known neo-Nazi propagandist Steve Bannon”. 2.) An alien describing the Super Bowl: “Rich people make minorities try to cripple each ot...
perfection in poetry
Perfection’s only perfect for a second. Perfection will always stagnate. Perfection in the mirror expires before it even sees its own reflection. Perfect’s ...
the birds of the air will come and lodge in poetry
talk about the need puttin’ down the seed hopin’ for a future where we all can feed goin’ to the field workin’ for the yield the rich gonna try to steal so our lips are sealed some of us are...
129 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever someone mentions “slipping into their DMs” on Twitter, pretend you think they’re talking about sex with a D&D dungeonmaster. 2.) Hipster astronauts, always going on about their r...
The Logan Act in poetry
The Logan Act enacted January 30th, 1799 Statue 613 Title 18 of the United States Code Section 953 Any citizen of the United States for example failed real-estate developer Donald J. Trump ...
128 in idea barrages
1.) To this day I’m still surprised that Ben and Jerry didn’t double down on Cherry Garcia’s success with “A Touch of Grape”. 2.) The Lion King, all the way through, no changes except Poomba has ...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Asked for a preliminary opinion, the coroner could only reply “remains to be seen”. 2.) Crossfit’s hard but the worst part is when they drive the nails in. 3.) A tee-shirt with a picture...
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1.) Fascism is fundamentally about disregarding reality & replacing it with artifice that supports their hate. Remember that when engaging them. 2.) Call the pants you wear to Disney World yo...
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1.) If you ever need to tell someone you’re heading off to a bed and breakfast, just type “BRB BNB”. 2.) Remember: all appointments & laws enacted by a “president” installed by foreign espion...
jan23 in idea barrages
1.) Now you have to make Meta-Krispie Treats by making Rice Krispie Treats out of Rice Krispie Treats cereal. 2.) The “Come Together Let-Down” is the psychological reaction to thinking a great so...
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1.) The attempt to eradicate the flu is something of a cold war. 2.) Your film about a dystopian future where actors are only allowed to play man-children until 40 will be called SETH ROGEN’S RUN...
