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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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barrages are less frequent from Cali in idea barrages
1.) Pilots have altimeter motives. 2.) Seven billion sexes, seven billion genders, seven billion ethnicities, seven billion faiths or lacks-thereof, seven billion lifespans… 3.) Who? You. What? T...
311 in idea barrages
1.) After finding out a local won the Non-Fiction Pulitzer for writing about female sheep, everyone started chanting “EWE ESS-AY, EWE ESSAY!” 2.) Your terrible comedy about shipwrecked stoners wh...
310 in idea barrages
1.) A documentary about Ken Burns? WE HAVE REACHED META-BURNS. 2.) When the elder Baggins briefly shifted into the monster face over The Ring, did that make him a double-sided Bilbo? 3.) Disney w...
catch up barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you know any women who could be described as “Bjork but six foot one” please forward them my contact information. 2.) Step one: create a perfume that smells like bread called “eau de pain”...
Cahuenga Passing in poetry
studio city welcomes you as the rich scent of laurel bleeds into the distinctive musk of weed studio city welcomes me no trains through the desert dust a million cars and maybe one bu...
38 in idea barrages
1.) I am a hell of a particularly shaped puzzle piece, I do not fit many places but where I will fit, I will fit spectacularly. 2.) Trump’s so anti-intellectual he hates his own intelligence offi...
souls to squeeze in poetry
psychopomp and circumstance praying for rain at the harvest dance we’re liminal being oft seen askance squeeze the shaman if you get the chance straddling boundaries does get lonely two-spiri...
37 in idea barrages
1.) The four best porn stars will be carved into the side of Mt Thrustmore. The four best tweeters will be carved into Mt Cleverest. 2.) Don’t bother spending money on facebook ads for your psych...
36 in idea barrages
1.) The feud between rival schools of circus cannonball-men was later known as “The Human Missile Crisis”. 2.) Been lingering in reruns for a while now. Maybe my life will get picked up by a stre...
35 in idea barrages
1.) A powerful ally difference is/life creates it makes it grow/difference surrounds us binds us/liminal beings are we, not these false binaries 2.) I await the tweet where the fake president spe...
34 in idea barrages
1.) A Neil Young parody “After The Lunch Rush”? 2.) Nightmare where my computer was being hacked by Christian ransomware. Also, I could fly? 3.) BE the future liberals want. 4.) Was there ever a ...
to the tune of Lorde's ROYALS in song parodies
I’ve never put a scalpel into flesh I close my eyes for surgeries in the movies and I’m not proud of my weakness but I near pass out… for routine testing but everybody’s like foreskins, sm...
33 in idea barrages
1.) Your film about a station wagon that goes to a college campus and kills will be called THE HATCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. 2.) People on the radio talking about “the draft” and you wonder “what did ...
32 in idea barrages
1.) You’re buying a terrible fast food sub for convenience’s sake. Taking the time to “toast” it to make it slightly less bad fools no one. 2.) Wart removal, get into that, it’s a growth industry...
march opener in idea barrages
1.) Everybody’s always talking about independent contractors but codependent contractors are always willing to help. 2.) Quicken Loans was named after someone trying not to cure about frickin’ lo...
to the tune of LONDON CALLING in song parodies
dungeon crawling from the faraway inns the dragons hoard gold the battle begins dungeon crawling in the underworld the litches and witches, diamonds and pearls dungeon c...
feb capstone in idea barrages
1.) Your comedy about a vampire gambler will be called HIGH STAKES. 2.) Maybe I am driftwood, trying to take the shape of me. Maybe I do drift good but I’m trying to find a place to be. 3.) Weird...
to the tune of the Spider Man theme in song parodies
spiders, man spiders, man thinks he’s covered in spiders, man can his hands change in size? no they can’t, he’s just high look out he’s seeing spiders, man does he spike? ...
227 in idea barrages
1.) IRC Chat: Getting Back To Your W00ts. 2.) Pretend to confuse “quinoa balls” and “Ben Wa balls” whenever you can. 3.) Ardent Rue McClanahan devotees are known as Blanche-Davidians. 4.) Step 1:...
close enough to taste it too far away to face it too long ago to place it yes I managed to waste it got this paper to trace it and I try to embrace it so few even get to graze it ...
226 in idea barrages
1.) Heavy jet-lag but enjoying spending time with my brother. Watched a VHS from 1990 where Count Floyd tells you how to make funny home movies. 2.) Tony Levin played bass on Warren Zevon’s “Hit ...
it smells like Victory Blvd in poetry
peach ring bag spanish newsmag Christmas lights two months late dentist’s ad basketball flag ivy on a rusty gate the rush of cars on surface streets like ocean waves to some peopl...
SFO 6:45AM in poetry
mere proximity to some retro-styled bar makes me wanna dig up Frank Sinatra’s gin-soaked fucking corpse and beat it into a fine marinara sauce ain’t nothing “cool” about that...
225 in idea barrages
1.) Your acrobatic axe-fighting superhero will be called LimberJack. 2.) been all kinds of places/the benefit of no destination/got postcards & pennants I have saved/I hope to get more before...
SFO 4:59AM in poetry
at five AM the goddamn jackals finally open up their doors and let us Spend money on Things again if only to break up the crushing delirious mortal fucking tedium of an airport o...
