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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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The perfect is the enemy of the good. The perfect is the enemy of the good. The perfect is the enemy of the good. This is the closest thing I’ve ever come to a mantra because… because I sure ...
321 in idea barrages
1.) Before 10AM, any burrito is a breakfast burrito. 2.) Dan’s dog Rascal has exactly three modes: begging maniacally for food, barking psychotically at imaginary threats and lying sprawled out o...
political silence in poetry
“Let’s stop making everything political.” Baby, we weren’t the ones that did this. We were trying our best to live and let live. But the cruel bastards went ahead and did this. ...
no set of footprints at all in poetry
the number at which you cross the threshold from a collection of sand grains to suddenly a beach is vague but eventually it does transubstantiate one moment just some sand another moment w...
burning bright in poetry
the difference between a caged tiger’s pacing as he’s been waiting to pounce and to strike and an elephant’s pacing that’s listlessly swaying from confinement driving them mad ...
the democratic response in poetry
Look, I am a child of the internet age. Look, my browser has four tabs each a different page. Look, I can walk and chew gum at the same time. Look, I can easily multitask and even make ...
continental drift in poetry
Maybe I am driftwood and I’m trying to take the shape of me. Maybe I do drift good but I’m trying to find a place to be. Maybe I drift because I should but I’m wasting away here ...
320 in idea barrages
1.) Interestingly, Batman didn’t need anti-shark bat-repellent in that movie, he could’ve distracted them with shis old chum. 2.) I still, to this day, do not know what they meant in Blinded By T...
319 in idea barrages
1.) Dear Generational Peers: if you mention NKOTB to your children, they will think you mean North Korean Off Track Betting. 2.) If Schrodinger had used a dog as an example instead, we would’ve h...
318 in idea barrages
1.) Why aren’t they selling bottles of LeVar Bourbon? 2.) I finally realized what to call born-rich Nazis like the fake president. Yachts and Nazis. Yachtzis. 3.) People, you’re missing the point...
vasquez canyon as america in poetry
the greenest that I ever saw these hills in the desert high the six or so years that I lived here the half-dozen I’ve been visiting my brother thick grass along the Vasquez Ro...
317 in idea barrages
1.) If you happen to be minor nobility, you may be eligible for our viscount discount. 2.) I don’t know what you kids are talking about, the only effect Mass ever had on me was drowsiness and inc...
Steuben's Charge in poetry
Friedrich von Steuben. Friedrich Wilhelm Ludolf Gerhard Augustin von Steuben, that’s a foreign name, isn’t it. That’s a scary immigrant refugee kind of n...
blinking lights (for me) in poetry
check engine soon check engine soon there is maintenance required should’ve done it this afternoon the parking brake is out now this laptop’s fan is too the motor on my CPAP’s past its expec...
someday I’ll be dead but I will never grow old I guess I’ll just stay like this then one day wake up cold I might live to thirty-eight I might live to ninety-eight instead but I ...
the tides of march in idea barrages
1.) The fatal flaw in Howard Stern’s “Fartman” pitch was, of course, that he didn’t go with the more elegant title “Buttman”. 2.) God, I’d prefer a culture war. This is no culture war. This is a ...
home area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) They need to do this to please Dr. Who for now. They need to please the time-being, for the time being. 2.) A Sublime parody about Dr. Strange “The Wong Way”? 3.) Geico ad, a guy’s pilloried ...
abandoned winnebago in passing in poetry
leave an opened-up map on the dashboard of your car let the neighbors think you know where you’re going let the local cops think that you know where you are even thoug...
you, in reverse (micro-fiction) in life stuff and misc.
You wake up with the knowledge that you died yesterday and yet here you are now, waking up more or less safe in your bed. You wake up knowing that this is not the first time this has happened....
Is It My Fault? Or The Stars? in life stuff and misc.
This would be the point in the story, were my life a hero’s tale or even just a mostly-good-natured comedy, where some long shot would come out of the blue and turn things around. The point that ...
to the tune of MY NAME IS MUD in song parodies
my name is Fudd my name is Fudd not to be confused with Daffy Sam or Sylvester my name is Fudd, it’s always been cuz I’m the finest big game hunter you’ve ever se...
to the tune of MOVIN' OUT in song parodies
Prince Adam lives in the castle up high everyone thinks he’s a milquetoast no one quite knows what to think of the guy hanging out with that little red ghost oh but Skeleto...
0313 in idea barrages
1.) If they admit its heartless for us to go w/out health care they have to admit the same of education, housing, etc & their whole house falls. 2.) If there’s a mark of the Beast if there’s ...
fear & loathing at the end of an age in life stuff and misc.
The immediate logical aftermath of the 2000 American presidential election, the most reasonable outcome as we all woke up to the hideous realization that a born-again cokehead man-child was being...
a petit barrage in idea barrages
1.) A Primus parody “MY NAME IS FUDD”? 2.) no harm will come to you/know harm will come to you/no, harm will come to you/know harm, we’ll come to you/no harm, welcome to you 3.) It’s a good thing...
