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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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julyfour in idea barrages
1.) Just when you thought Dr. Oz couldn’t sink any lower, he has that hack joke-thief from Instagram on his show. JESUS. CHRIST. 2.) Health-care profiteering is at least as morally abhorrent as b...
julythree in idea barrages
1.) If you wear a bunch of “The Cure” pins but you’re not actually into The Cure, is that stolen pallor? 2.) The fake president is literally down to schoolyard taunts. Thanks, Putin! Thanks every...
julytwo in idea barrages
1.) Progressive politics need to be intersectional too, the struggle against Wall Street isn’t the only struggle, alt-left. The struggle’s vast. 2.) Once you start seeing your audience as “fans” ...
everyone has at least one person in their life one special person in their life one important touchstone of their existence who they want to ask the question who they need to ask th...
julyone in idea barrages
1.) That cornball Sterling said he’s “never seen a spate of injuries like this year’s Yankees.” LOOK A COUPLE MILES EAST IN QUEENS, JACK. 2.) This is what happens when you reject good people for ...
rebel yell in poetry
I am trying to find the good in everything I am trying to find the good even in the very worst things any sane person would agree that one of the worst things at least symbolically, anyway ...
june capstone in idea barrages
1.) If Brangelina and Bennifer had been in a four-way, imagine the confusing portmanteau. 2.) The moment you know a pop song is no longer relevant is the moment an ironic swing cover of it arrive...
we all go to Hell twice once for the lessons then again to learn how to forgive ourselves hell is only other people if you’ve never come to terms with the fact that there have to be...
the difference between you and a myth is if you don’t believe in yourself you still exist God may be up there or not the aliens may be up there or not wizards may be up there or not bu...
unrequited in poetry
you can’t spell the word “unrequited” without the word “quit” it sits there right in the middle of it clear as day screaming out that the heart of the situation is you just have to qu...
june29 in idea barrages
1.) A “virgin” margarita should be called Agave Maria. 2.) Remember: Trumpcare is ONLY about moving money from the poor & middle classes to the ultrarich, no “personal responsibility” B.S. 3....
june28 in idea barrages
1.) Anyone who’d call themselves a “success coach” with a straight face is neither a coach nor able to help one succeed. 2.) Hell is only other people if you’ve never come to terms with the fact ...
june27 in idea barrages
1.) I still say “emoji” sounds like a genie that listens to The Cure down there in the bottle. 2.) Paradoxically, only in urbane NYC can you get away with the Yankees embarrassingly corny radio h...
624 in idea barrages
1.) Before we can do this tarot reading, we’ll need to discuss the Hierophant in the room… 2.) Fruit Brute riot (riot!) breakfast for so many years, Fruit Brute riot (riot!) a cereal that was bor...
623 in idea barrages
1.) “More like JERK-182!” 2.) The videos of recipes camera down into the bowl are just about never having to develop stars they’d have to pay well. 3.) An obsessive compulsive’s knuck tats would ...
unconventional wisdom in poetry
the giant sea-creature holds your corpse up to its not-quite-as-gigantic child’s ear “see, honey?” it bellows to its spawn “it sounds like the dry land!” two giant bird-m...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Mothra picks up a human in a thick down jacket and comments to Godzilla, “you can tell winter’s coming from their coats.” 2.) I kind of want to make something titled “Nopin’ For A Miracle”. 3...
as means of introduction in poetry
You become a stand-up because you don’t know how to play guitar or anyway because you can’t play guitar well enough to get anybody to listen or maybe you CAN play guitar okay but you’re ju...
621 in idea barrages
1.) May as well be carving concerns into Pompeii’s walls but can’t give up now. Wouldn’t even know how. 2.) Just once I’d like to see a Cathy Mitchell infomercial where halfway through, Edie McCl...
620 in idea barrages
1.) There are certainly saddest phrases than “butternut squash risotto” but, damn, isn’t that crushing enough as it is? 2.) Your designer scarf shop will be called “The Scarving Artist” and may G...
ballhawks and bronies in poetry
there’s a guy on twitter these days I won’t share his name he doesn’t deserve the publicity whose whole thing is that he collects baseballs from foul balls and batting practice and what not ...
Sl’mm Gudbulghgh in poetry
you all know goddamned Cthulhu the damn thing’s everywhere probably has a Saturday morning cereal by now but then there’s the oft-forgotten Lovecraftian Elder God Sl’mm Gudbulghgh The Drea...
go eat chips in poetry
I was having these chips I was eating these chips I was eating these chips from a bag from the store I was eating these chips called “A Hint of Lime” chips and I thought to myself, self? th...
619 in idea barrages
1.) I like to think Officer Big Mac is no longer in McDonaldland because Sandwich Internal Affairs busted him for colluding with the Hamburglar. 2.) Maybe they were looking for multiple people to...
618 in idea barrages
1.) You aren’t letting people down if you pull back to get yourself together. You can only help others if you’re healthy enough first. 2.) I don’t know who infuriates me more, the far-right wacko...
