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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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n7 in idea barrages
1.) I try to not judge humanity on the actions of the worst of us, let alone the clearly untreated ill, but when my friends are disrespected I just feel… angry and helpless. 2.) The wrestling hot...
n6 in idea barrages
1.) The only way you get to remake Mrs. Doubtfire is if you use the title “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dad”. 2.) Your rap about the Ten Commandments had better involve the line “LISTEN ALLA Y...
the rock-a-fire implosion in poetry
the Chuck E Cheese nowadays looks like an iPad through up all over the inside of it all flashing flat screen teevees and ticket-dispensing machines and I mean, times change, I get it pinball ...
keep the change ya filthy animal in poetry
theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime and remembering that Donald Trump had a cameo in Home Alone 2 Doctor Macaulay Culkin stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator ...
n5 in idea barrages
1.) Chuck E Cheese adapted to look like an iPad threw up cuz that’s what kids dig now but w/out an army of terrifying robots, something is lost. 2.) psychopomp and circumstance, squeeze the shama...
n4 in idea barrages
1.) I thought I’d had the dumbest idea ever, super mario brothers “bob-omb bath bomb” but, nope, you can buy ‘em on Etsy. 2.) They care about debt and deficit when they can punish the poor and th...
n3 in idea barrages
1.) A show about a team of young Olympic champions that solve mysteries called THOSE MEDALLING KIDS. 2.) Draw a bunch of ferris wheels and call your exhibition “Carny Art”. 3.) Maybe we need to b...
a visitation from the man in the teevee in poetry
As a kid, you eat candy on Halloween and then probably get cavities down the road. As an adult, I got a cavity drilled on Halloween and don’t get to eat any candy at all because I have to be l...
every time a tomorrow morning comes something new might have happened upending the terrible things that are tearing you down every day it might be something completely outside of your c...
1102 in idea barrages
1.) If when you ask her out, she flies away on a broom, have you been cronezoned? 2.) An app that tells you what app is best in the given situation called Appropos. 3.) A horror movie about a sma...
november opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) As a child, you eat a bunch of candy on Halloween. As an adult, tomorrow morning I go get a cavity drilled and don’t eat any candy because I have to be low-carb now. Peter Pan may have had an...
non spooky barrage in idea barrages
1.) Is the shortening for Star Trek Discovery “STD”? Did they… think this through? 2.) Is there anything more British than the attempts to somehow prove that Shakespeare COULDN’T be middle-class,...
all hallows eve eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) The fake president was so excited when he heard someone was giving out Peeps for Halloween. Then? Disappointed. 2.) Ridgewood Queens should advertise with the slogan “Ridgewood! For EVERYONE’...
american tune in poetry
mournful train horn wails on through the valley undercut by screeches of its metal kissing metal joyous whistles as it wears itself away the wheels wear away the track wears away by mile...
name your rock band “Thoughts And Prayers” so that whenever there’s a national tragedy that the Republicans feel they have to pretend to care about but certainly don’t want to do anything ...
powercycle in poetry
Are you sure that you need Viagra? Are you sure? Have you tried just turning yourself off then turning yourself on again? Have you tried just pulling the plug out waiting ten seconds a...
o29 in idea barrages
1.) When Pooh Bear licks that honey pot clean, is that hunnilingus? 2.) In this set of dreams, nightmares really, there was a music festival in my old high school auditorium that just kept gettin...
o28 in idea barrages
1.) When a man learns how to learn how to hold his pee, it’s called “hegels”. 2.) Today I finally realized: babies always look really stoned. 3.) Trick or treat, smell my tweets, tell me that I’m...
o27 in idea barrages
1.) More than anything, pumpkin spice season reminds you that wall-to-wall-Christmas-music is the lesser of two evils. 2.) The best band name ever would be “Some Ancient Alien Theorists Believe”....
words words words in poetry
people make curses out of pooping people make curses out of peeing people make curses out of the simple act of sex but those things are happening all the time those things have always been ha...
a twist of the knife in poetry
in twenty years my e-mail accounts will still be receiving junk mail from stores where I bought presents for ex-girlfriends when I am long long dead my e-mail will still be receiving junk mai...
you will be outside of the gymnasium you will be trying to recruit passersby you will be selling memberships for the gym one day I will pass you buy on the street and when you ask me if I wa...
You can’t spell “compassion” without “compass” because that’s what it is, that’s what it does. When you don’t know where to go next, head in the direction of compassion. It might fail you...
Make love like you’re starving because you probably are. Like you’d die without that connection because you probably could. Like you’d drown without someone else to hold onto because you almost ...
I'm full of ideas. And probably something else too. in idea barrages
1.) The good thing about The Orville is that it’s the first Seth MacFarlane show that even Fox admits isn’t funny. 2.) Reality has a liberal bias. The truth has a liberal bias. It’s not our fault...
