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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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dxii in idea barrages
1.) If Frankenstein were a professional wrestler, I’d hope they’d announce him as being from Parts Unknown. 2.) The less said about The Loin Ranger the better. 3.) When Luke went to an old hermit...
dxi in idea barrages
1.) “Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal in the half-bee witch community,” she said, totally bumblehagging. 2.) When your friends are Catholics who are gonna have one of those six hour long High Mass w...
dx in idea barrages
1.) Curdle the milk of this spoiled society into a nourishing yogurt by inoculating it with active counter-cultures. 2.) I am indifferent to how my clothes fit, I am nonplussedsized. 3.) Whether ...
d9 in idea barrages
1.) Every conspiracy theory started with a person deciding that their view of the world must matter more than the facts as they happen, what happens when acknowledging the truth would kill you bu...
d8 in idea barrages
1.) National tabletop role playing game day should be December 20th, yeah? 2.) Why do the bodegas in Utica all seem to have flashing red and blue lights in their windows? It seems self-defeating ...
arbitrary blood oaths in poetry
a billionaire pays young men from oppressed backgrounds to give each other brain damage on national television the men are not from where you’re from they’re largely disadvantaged rural South...
d7 in idea barrages
1.) No no no, they were chanting “JAIL SATAN!” “JAIL Satan!” They’re Christian but they’re moderates, they want to see the Dark Lord fairly tried for his crimes and, you know, rehabilitated under...
seven billion at least in poetry
eighty-three percent of all problems in history were caused by people thinking they are the baseline human experience their faith, their diet, their orientation how much heat they want to r...
what you got in poetry
We get to live, what, ninety years if we’re lucky? We all just got here. We’re all just babies. The only reason we’re not gathering berries and living in trees is the generational transf...
d6 in idea barrages
1.) The fact that we’re getting a return of the trickledown scam from the guy who has hidden urine-fetish sex tapes has not escaped me, don’t you worry. 2.) When Ron Jeremy gets around to having ...
d5 in idea barrages
1.) The best name for an emo band ever would be ATTEMPTED MARTYR and I hope emo has realized this. 2.) “Vanilla Frozen Dairy Dessert Sandwiches With Chocolatey Coating”. Frozen Ding-Dongs, that i...
juxtaposition in poetry
if everyone is broken then nobody is if nobody’s perfect then everybody is yes, yes you, even in the back there we’re all dinged up, we’re all burning oil, we’re all dragging brakes, ...
purposeful absent-mindedness in poetry
the less stuff you have and the less stuff that you owe the less organized you have to be the less organized you have to be the less stuff you have to worry about the less stuff you have...
d4 in idea barrages
1.) Post-apocalyptic YA Garfield’s catchphrase is “I Hate Mundanes”. 2.) Your Canadian Modest Mouse cover band will be called Modest Moose. 3.) The less stuff you have and the less stuff you owe,...
d3 in idea barrages
1.) When your brother has mining claims in the desert and people call Black Lives Matter “BLM”, you think they mean “Bureau of Land Management” and you get really really confused. 2.) One’s a cop...
d2 in idea barrages
1.) Refer to something as “Christmas AF” and say you mean “Christmas, All Festive”. 2.) In PLANES, did one plane accuse another of having “altimeter motives”? If not, why did you even make the mo...
d1 in idea barrages
1.) LAST JEDI’s coming out now, anyway, not in the ‘90s, so at least we’re spared a Porgy POG. 2.) You get to have all the Christmas you want, pard, it is everywhere all the time for well over a ...
the fluff cycle in poetry
do you ever feel like an unpaired sock floating alone in the abandoned laundromat drier of life? I’m asking for a friend are you afraid that your mate went off wandered away into so...
nov capstone in idea barrages
1.) Fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist Muslims, fundamentalist Jews, fundamentalist Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, whatever, those aren’t their actual faiths. They all worship at the twin altar...
america or doctor america's monster in poetry
I kind of want to dress up as Frankenstein hassle people waiting in Black Friday doorbuster lines yell “CONSUMERISM BAD” “FIRE BAD” “GOOD WINE” remind them that giving up your family and fri...
yes, call it a comeback in poetry
the day after the day reincarnation was proven true and they developed the machines that could tell you who you were when you were in the last life and the one before that and again and again ...
they called him Charles Brickens in poetry
How can the Flintstones have a Christmas special? How can Cocoa Pebbles have a holiday Sugar Cookie flavour? How can Fred and Barney act in a stage version of A Christmas Carol when a Christma...
n29 in idea barrages
1.) When the death of net-neutrality throttles the internet and we all have to retreat to low-bandwidth BBS-style threaded message boards, oh man, then us oldsters are gonna shine again. LET’S PR...
n28 in idea barrages
1.) Name your line of panties “DMs” so that we can make the “sliding into your DMs” jokes on Twitter literal. 2.) Someday if we still get a future, they will look upon the NFL the same way we loo...
n27 in idea barrages
1.) If the only reason you appreciate something is nostalgia, you have no reason to appreciate it. It is probably actually bad. Move forward. 2.) One’s a cop who wears a turban. One’s a cop who c...
