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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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apr6 in idea barrages
1.) Before enlightenment, you must go to the well every morning for water. After enlightenment, you must go to the well every morning for water. Before grief, you must go to the well every mornin...
trouble with truth is it only goes so far only cares how things just are it don’t care on how they feel the truth is a trip sharp sides but a too-blunt tip double-edged sword that’s...
my heart is a magpie lining its nest with all the shiny rocks ebony eyes cannot allow lost chitinous beak can come across caw caw when my heart stumbles over a pebble ...
pineapple express in poetry
what if pineapples are actually eggs laid by the most unfortunate breed of birds ever? cah-caaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAH! AHHHHH! how good must sex be for the pineapple bird ...
apr5 in idea barrages
1.) Your Rage Against The Machine cover band that reinterprets them all as James Taylor-esque soft rock will be called Beige Against The Machine. It will be… terrible. 2.) Your movie about a poss...
apr4 in idea barrages
1.) Leave it to the fake president to find someone more goddamned evil than Amazon to make them look sympathetic in comparison: himself. 2.) HOT TAKE: “Hearty” tomato soups with big chunks of tom...
apr3 in idea barrages
1.) Scars aren’t where you were weak. Scars are where you overcame. 2.) Some day I’mma finish my musical about Jesus fighting crime in KITT from Knight Rider called JESUS CHRIST’S SUPERCAR. 3.) I...
keyword "nest" title "N.E.S.T. Error Message" in misc. flash fiction
Hello. Welcome to N.E.S.T. Natal Emulation-Simulation Therapy. If you are reading this, there has been an interruption in your simulation cycle. Do not be alarmed, the interruptions are brief and...
apr2 (my 2,501st post on PB) in idea barrages
1.) As my mind is strewn with garbage, I often wonder about Mork. Living in late ‘70s Denver, did he ever go check what happened to the ‘50s Milwaukee Happy Days gang? He never mentioned it, it m...
apr1 in idea barrages
1.) All of the Avengers Infinity War trailers make me sing “Teenage Groot-ent’s Handheld Console, TEENAGE GROOT-ENT’S HANDHELD CONSOLE, TEENAGE GROOT-ENT’S HANDHELD CONSOLE! SORT OF LIKE NINTENDO...
march capstone in idea barrages
1.) There are many stupid things in the world that cause active harm, that are cruel, hurtful, greedy, destructive. They are all worse than meaninglessly stupid things. However, John Sterling’s h...
mar30 in idea barrages
1.) Did “Ready Player One” finally overload nostalgia-for-nostalgia’s-sake? It looks so empty and masturbatory. Will the sequel just be a bunch of people talking about how much they liked the fir...
what a difference a comma can make “I’m standing still” versus “I’m standing, still” you see sometimes they’re the same thing right now they’re the same thing for me I’m...
you will be tethered to the past whether you’re on board with it or not you do have a choice, though between the past being a weight upon chains dragging you down into useless despair or the...
split attentions in poetry
during the rise and reign of even the worst dictators and monsters people still gotta eat people still gotta sleep we still have birthdays and jobs still have sex, still watch teevee stil...
mar29 in idea barrages
1.) Look, I agree with Sanders on about 90% percent of things but is there anything more tone-deaf than saying “hey, let’s run an 80 year old white guy out there in 2020 whose followers allowed V...
mar28 in idea barrages
1.) The Little Dutch Boy really thought he could stop the flood, the dam fool. 2.) A version of the Fantastic Four where instead its The Velvet Underground that gets the powers instead, just for ...
mar27 in idea barrages
2.) Before you mourn the passing of an “old economy” business for reasons of changing markets, research if it was actually just debt-riddled by the leveraged buy-out by a vulture capitalist holdi...
don't that beat all in poetry
on the day we got my father’s ashes the company that killed him declared bankruptcy a munitions factory that had held the region hostages for years extracting wage and benefit cuts an...
mar26 in idea barrages
1.) When all you’ve got to smear the March For Our Lives kids with is to intentionally pretend you’re confusing the solidarity fist with the Nazi salute, what you are saying is “I admit my argume...
let the kids live (for alan) in poetry
what it all comes down to is we’re only a few thousand years out of the caves we are only a few thousand years out of the trees all of us, from the veld of the great rift va...
mar25 in idea barrages
1.) Make the world’s trendiest new craft beer by just mixing a half pound of dried hops into a pint of rubbing alcohol. 2.) Psychic visions of your future Twitter timeline are called “premoji”. 3...
mar24 in idea barrages
1.) I will never get over the decades of conservatives yelling about hating the “coastal elites” and then throwing all their chips behind a living collection of stereotypes of a rich guy from New...
mar23 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I look at the infomerical “star” Chef Tony and wonder if he is the product of a failed attempt at cloning Jesse “The Body” Ventura, rendering the clone much nicer but just as crazy ...
theme word "playing" title "apocalypse then" in misc. flash fiction
When the zombies finally arrived, it turned out the movies got a few things right and a lot more wrong. Yes, zombies are the animated dead and yes, they crave the flesh of the living but beyond t...