Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. in The Napkin.
Someone complimented someone else’s shirt at the gym. It said, “Running Sucks.” I agree. I checked and its sold on amazon. Eh. Sure, I had a moment of “I could get this on a wife-beater.” Bu...
Just another day in the office. in The Napkin.
I got a compliment on my squat today. It’s funny, it was my first time squatting this year. Been “just” deadlifting. Not sure why I thought my squat would suffer. It’s not like I’m some elite...
This Entry Will Not Self-Destruct. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I was entering my local consumable goods emporium when I saw yet another “CDC suggests facemasks” at the entrance. I was just at the gym, where almost nobody wears a mask. Sure, a select fe...
OK, Boomer. in The Napkin.
I’m officially going to be broadening the usage of this term. From now on, whenever I hear one generation tease a younger generation, I’m going to say “Okay, boomer.” Because it’s the same dam...
More Fasted Lifting. in The Napkin.
Lifts still going up. Energy through the workout maintained. It still boggles my mind, given how I used to always have preworkout nutrition. Then again, we “fast” during the night and somehow d...
Sleep and Potatos. in The Napkin.
Sleep continues to be excelsior. Still low carb six days a week. (20c or less). Getting easier and easier. Any sugar desires mostly correlate with general hunger. As for hunger itself… Gosh...
Fasted Lifting. in The Napkin.
My experimenting continues. Over fifteen years ago, I educated myself in The Way of the Rat. Okay, close enough. Part of my self-education in How to Move Inanimate Objects was nutrition. Namely...
I don't understand Murica. in The Napkin.
Even before lgbtqiabbqafkc++ became a thing, gender reveal parties were weird. Sure, now it’s the “YOU’RE IMPOSING GENDER ROLES BEFORE THE KID IS BORN”. Which is all philosophical, and heady, ...
You do you, man. in The Napkin.
So, I was in the back of the gym doing farmer’s walks. There’s a guy doing some ab exercise on an apparatus. And he’s audibly breathing “One! Two! Three! Four! Gotta get fit at the gym!” Sec...
Just Some Nonsense. in The Napkin.
I’ve been spending too much time reading forums. Takes a bit to filter out information. I’m midway through my second week of low-carb, and it’s going well. It was only the first few days that ...
I don't have an ED. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Isn’t it funny how if I were female, that would be read one way, but since I’m male, that’s read another way? You know me and random observations. But wait, there’s more. If you’re a male who g...
Okay, whatever. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I forget where I heard this, but most people are quite “okay, whatever” about a lot of issues. This doesn’t make them good or bad people. It’s a general indifference. For example. Thirty years...
Drinking Buddies. in The Napkin.
Not really a secret I’ve been on /r/StopDrinking. Something I read about are people who are all “I want to drink, but it’ll kill my social life.” I can’t relate to this at all. Like, where are ...
What's in YOUR nutrition log? in The Napkin.
I’m not sure how serious I am being trying keto, but. Well, here we are. Less a challenge, more an experiment. This isn’t the first time I’ve tracked calories to drop weight. I recall that st...
Blank Calendar. in The Napkin.
I had the idea to write something called “Glory to Clamshots”, a satire glorifying pussyshots to point out how ridiculous leading with dickpics is. But, I just don’t care right now? Got to the g...
Excelzio. in The Napkin.
I have a bunch of “stock” names I use for video games. Timmy™ is pretty goddamned obvious. But I can’t remember the last time I was asked to input a last name. (Persona4.) The only “last name...
DQXI in The Napkin.
For the first time in a long time, I spent most of the day playing a video game. Gosh, it’s been SO long. Just zone in and PLAY without the “am I enjoying this?” anxiety or “Should I be product...
The Marty McFly Problem, Part II in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Furthermore, something we take for granted in fiction. The same sperm and egg met. Yes, yes, it’s fiction. But think about it. In most fiction where parallel universes meet, somehow, the same ...
The Marty McFly Problem. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So I was saying to someone, “Doing the same thing twice and expecting the same results is a sign of retardation, unless you understand quantum mechanics. And I don’t understand quantum mechanics...
Another DreamGirl. in The Napkin.
I’m at some restaurant prior to a Devils game. A girl asks me what I’m doing after the game. I grin and say something like “You’re asking me out, aren’t you?” She blushes a little bit. It turns...
Metronome JOI. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound. As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I ...
I love cats, therefore... in The Napkin.
Think about it. I have four cats. They’re all different. They all want adorable in different ways. …Just saying the obvious. Communicate, listen to your partner. Ask “What do you like beforeh...
Star Trek: McCoy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Star Trek I: After a night at a disco party, McCoy is drafted by the military. Star Trek II: Seeing his best friend grapple with age, McCoy encourages him to pursue true happiness. Star Trek II...
Fun With Maca Root. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Just your general “Yes, Timmy™ is going to be talking about naughty things” disclaimer. I’m sure there’s at least one person who sees my posts on the front page and goes “Oh gawd, not that perve...
I Grew Another Cat. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.
