Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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I think I found my new wake-up song. in The Napkin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI This song will always remind me of Short Circuit 2, but shh. At the risk of being utterly campy, we need to be the hero we need in our lives. I'll u...
Occupying time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It really annoys the crap out of me how much my moods seems effected by the weather. I just felt so terrible yesterday. I think... I may be able to be productive today. I have a long list of ...
I like butts. in The Napkin.
Maybe I should take daily buttpics as I break in the new undies. I take selfies as it is; a surplus of buttpics would certainly fit the butt-centric nature of my tumblr. I got some Kohl's cash....
Week-to-week. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It's a weekly cycle for sure. I never have "two good weeks in a row". I was able to salvage last week by hitting the gym four days in a row to get myself back on track. Yet, as always, major a...
Compliments. in The Napkin.
I was getting compliments on my hair yesterday and I guess it was throwing me off. I still, to this day, don't know how to react to compliments. I kind of freeze like a dear in the headlights, ...
Sausage in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So I finally used the butt-ton of sausage that I had in the freezer. Found a recipe with onions and peppers. Pretty simple, really. I uh, misread it. I thought a "clove" meant "a whole garlic...
Yay money. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With the advent of modern technology, doing your own taxes is pretty easy. I'm getting back everything that was withheld. For whatever reason, I actually owe a couple dollars in state taxes. I...
Solutions. in The Napkin.
For all things there is a short-term and long-term solution. We need both to alleviate the anxiety of any problem.
On Communication. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I really think "wavelength" is the most appropriate word to describe meshing correctly with another person's communication style. It's clear to me now that Candi and I just were on two different...
Kobayashi Maru. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Attitude is a funny thing. If you tell someone, "You need to think positive!" the vast majority of people are going to reply, "You need to go fuck yourself!" It's difficult to tell people that ...
Progress. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I failed my midterm, for sure. Who fails a take-home midterm? I don't know, man, I've been wanting to get to the library, it just turns into this THING in my head where I'm not sure if I'm goin...
Simple things that make me feel better. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Doing sets of pull-ups and push-ups in the morning. Downing massive quantities of water at every opportunity. Peeing. Showering in the morning, or after workies. Eating breakfast. Brushing my tee...
Happy Wanking. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
As a complete aside, it just occurred to me that my sex drive is returning. Not like some overbearing thing, but I've masturbated three nights straight for the first time in YEARS. Mind you, th...
Metal. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I'm never hungry in the morning. I mean, if I have workies, I'll ingest something. But I can easily go until mid to late afternoon before I actually feel hungry. Hrm. Thought I had somethin...
This isn't me. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I had a spare thought the other day which has been ringing in my head (in a good way). I was musing about how I don't want medication because I'm afraid it'll make me "not me". And then I thoug...
No direction. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I actually was quite content last week. I had four days off in a row and managed to stay dry ten days straight. I felt like I actually had energy for once. Got to the gym four days, and was ot...
About time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Mark your calendars, I'm in a fantastic mood. Day nine dry, and I'm four for four at the gym this week. Am I over the hump? God damn, I better be, I've suffered enough. Even in the darkness, ...
Your Mom's Vagina. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The fog is clearing. THE FOG IS CLEARING. I'm still a sardonic asshole, but my ability to smile is returning, so I kind of sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY-oili63QQ What is...
The Search for BIGGAYDAN'S Foreskin. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
The Search For BIGGAYDAN's Foreskin, Part I - 10/13/2003, Part II - 10/14/2003 "Have you ever considered how much less of a penis you have?" BIGGAYDAN broke the kiss with his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRI...
BIGGAYDAN Strikes Back. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
BIGGAYDAN Strikes Back - 8/16/2003 I suppose there was a time when I wanted BIGGAYDAN to be our BIGGAYHERO. Someone homosexuals everywhere could look up to. But, unfortunately, BIGGAYDAN himself...
The BIGGAYDAN Picture Show. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
The BIGGAYDAN Picture Show. - 8/14/2003 It was a dark and stormy night. Meaning, it was nighttime and it was raining heavily out. BIGGAYDAN was with his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND, driving on a small...
BIGGAYDAN Enters THEREPUBLICANMATRIX. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
BIGGAYDAN Enters THEREPUBLICANMATRIX, Part I - 6/23/2003, Part II - 6/27/2003, Part III - 6/28/2003, Part IV - 6/28/2003, Part V - 7/11/2003, Part VI - 10/25/2003 BIGGAYDAN is running, but he do...
BIGGAYDAN and the GIANTBOOBIEOFDOOM. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
BIGGAYDAN and the GIANTBOOBIEOFDOOM, Part I - 6/22/2003, Part II - 6/23/2003 It was one of the rare weekends that BIGGAYDAN was spending time with his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND. Maybe BIGGAYDAN was...
BIGGAYDAN Saves The World. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
BIGGAYDAN Saves The World. - 5/22/2003 The Adventures of BIGGAYDAN It started out as just another evening for BIGGAYDAN. BIGGAYDAN was talking to his INSANELYHOTGIRLFRIEND on AIM. BIGGAYDAN: I l...
The Legend of BIGGAYDAN. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
The Legend of BIGGAYDAN. - 5/4/2003 Of course, he wasn't always known as such. Once upon a time, he was known as just Dan. (With a period.) Dan. was your average white heterosexual male. Dan...
