Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Regular. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
To beat traffic, I’ve been getting up at 5 AM. To occupy my time, I hit the gym in the rec center. There’s so much time that I don’t even need to watch the clock. The most relaxation you’ll ev...
Waxy Pits. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So I got my armpits waxed. Huh. Kind of anti-climatic when I phrase it like that. It felt like a rugburn, at worse. And honestly, it hurt the most when she was rubbing in the wax. For all I’ve...
On Poop. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember grade school through high school, I would poop once a day as soon as I got home from school. It was never planned, nor imperative, nor even anything I thought anything of. Pooping ha...
On Caffeine. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
For a very long time, I’ve had a latent prejudice against caffeine. Growing up, I thought my mom’s daily coffee routine was ridiculous. She clearly had a dependency, and “needed” her coffee in ...
Nano Musings. in The Napkin.
Half the time when I explain nanowrimo to someone, the response is, “So you’re learning to write badly?” That simultaneously misses the point, and IS the point. I’ve “won” nanowrimo four times, ...
A Big Gay Reminder. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Little over a month until NaNoWriMo. In the spirit of feedback and motivation, over the years I like to send out my novels as-I-write-them in emails. Whoever was on my list from 2011 will get a...
A Moment from Last Night. in The Napkin.
An elf appeared in front of us as we were about to leave a dungeon. Being all evil and kind of on-edge, we intimidated the elf to drop his pants. Our thief then told him we’d blackmail him and ...
Commuting sucks big floppy donkey dick. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It took four hours last night to do one homework assignment. The usual anxiety leading up to it, but once I got started I just powered through. I was after 11 by the time I got home. I was alr...
Things to do. in The Napkin.
De-dust Kelly Quark (my computer). vacuum carpet sweep/mop hardwood floor change litter box clean kitchen counter clean stove put away three hampers full of laundry put on clothes and go study ...
I hearted my butt. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Look at my ass tat. This was on my shortlist of tattoos that I’ve wanted when I got interested in tattoos two years ago. A little simple heart tattoo on my butt. Sometime a year ago, Elissa an...
There is no spoon. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This has become my mental reminder that nothing really matters. That sometimes I get trapped in my head and that thoughts themselves don’t actually exist. It’s like an emergency exit out of the...
What the Diddley. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
Ah, the Diddleys. Sims4 softens a lot of features, so I did the best I could to get adult Xanatos and adult Xena looking like what I expect them to look like. As well, I wonder if I m...
You wanna di? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Now I don’t have to worry if Erik misplaces his dice. : D
Swimmingly. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Commutes suck. What could take 35 minutes in good traffic can take over an hour in the morning. I dread sitting in traffic, feel so anxious in it, and otherwise feel terrible for a while after....
Meet the Fachs. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
Say hello to the Fachs. Mama Fachs, Dominating Dan Fachs, and Goldie Fachs. They’re loosely based on Elissa’s family, and holy hell they already act like themselves. This is pretty much ...
A slow start. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
Preloaded houses may be nice, but I prefer making my own. I’ll figure out what I’m missing later. Couldn’t figure out how to make him study off the bookshelf, as per Sims2 default strateg...
Nigel Berry. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
Say hello to Nigel Berry. I tried taking screenshots using the game, but could not find it locally on my hard drive. If I have to use the old print screen button, so be it, but it was a lot eas...
It has arrived. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
I have an addictive personality. in Sims 4 Screenshots.
And decided it’s time to play The Sims again. Let the hilarity begin.
Don't think about it. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I had a terrible commute which I don’t really want to talk about. What could be a 35 minute drive is an hour and fifteen in rush hour. I’d leave later, but then there would be no parking. So, ...
I still want to see Ghostbusters. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Classes start tomorrow. I got text notifications that a couple of the books I ordered should be delivered today. I’m hoping I can at least open one or two of them and get a mental headstart. I...
Shot Glasses. in The Napkin.
I’m still on a vodka hiatus, but I still like admiring the shot glasses I’ve managed to acquire.
Dungeons and Doorknobs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My front doorknob jammed in the locked position the other day. As in, it was locked shut and I couldn’t enter or leave through the front door. Boy am I glad I have a fire escape. I tried disas...
Breakthrough. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve known for years my tendency to kind of shut down. I recognize it as a problem. Today, Elissa suggested that it’s a defense mechanism. It makes sense. I’m terrified of interpersonal confl...
Worst. Birthday. Ever. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It's 4:41 am and I can't sleep. Yesterday was easily one of the worst birthdays ever. I held to my plan of no hard alcohol. And proceeded to drink to much wine. Vodka, I can measure. Wine, I...
