Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Roll Credits. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I always love the 4th of July party. There used to be SO MANY people. It felt far more subdued. Still had a good time, somehow better than last year. It felt like a movie ending. I got anxiety...
It's a vast difference. in The Napkin.
I know it was just a playful joke in a thread, but how is a vasectomy “taking one for the team”? Guys. No, not guys. PEOPLE WITH BALLS. Do you have any idea what people with uteruses and vagi...
Tugging. in The Napkin.
I should totally get back into restoring. Can you fathom I have newer online friends who don’t know I’m the Savior of Foreskin™? Foreskins are so cute, everyone should have one. Okay, fine. Fo...
TimmyTraits. in The Napkin.
I feel amused, honored, and loved that when people think of inflicting pain to male genitals or putting things in a butt, they think of me. Not even a recent thing, Dia. Years ago, I had a frien...
Bluffing. in The Napkin.
My dad tried to pull the “this is an Adult Conversation” card tonight, and I couldn’t help but pause and point out that I’m 31.
Cravings. in The Napkin.
I feel like I just had a random Eleventh Doctor moment. I was at the grocery store, saw bologna, and thought OH MY GOD, I LOVE BOLOGNA. So, I bought it. I was just looking through my freezer a...
Play-Fighting. in The Napkin.
My cats are chasing each other. Or, should I say, T’Pol is chasing Kira. T’Pol’s been pestering me for food for the past few hours. Which makes me wonder how they survive when I’m asleep. (Oh...
Awkwarding. in The Napkin.
I was entering ShopRite when I got greeted by someone working there. I go in there all the time, so it threw me off-guard. I said, “Hi. ....Door greeter?” She giggled and said something about ...
Movie Review: Jurassic World. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
An entertaining campy dark comedy. I’m the type of person who laughs at the wrong moments. The entire plot of the movie shouldn’t be a secret to anybody not living under a rock the past twenty y...
Movie Review: Mad Max: Fury Road. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was looking forward to seeing Mad Max: Fury Road. As a rule, that’s a bad thing. I wanted to like it, because it’s upsetting stupid boys. It felt like a campy 80’s movie with three hours of M...
Sim Philosophy. in The Napkin.
Sometimes I think of myself as a Sim with some detrimental status effects. Hygiene might not be at critical, but a shower never hurt. Fun may still be green, but topping off the fun bar never h...
Water. in The Napkin.
I’m still a believer in the Water Conspiracy. I wrote a (what I see now as badly written) entry thirteen years ago about how businesses are deliberately polluting our waters so they can sell us ...
Pandora. in The Napkin.
I think I’ve figured out how to game Pandora. See, if you try a really specific station, it’s going to play nothing but that. And you’re going to get sick of it really quickly. It started when ...
A nerdly dream. in The Napkin.
I think I had the nerdiest dream ever. The basic vibe was that it was some epic Voyager movie, though there were cameos from TNG and DS9 characters. The end of the movie has the crew on board so...
I. AM. TIMMY™. in The Napkin.
How pissed off (sarcastically or not) would y’all be if I went back to changing my handle every couple days?
On Clean Anus. in The Napkin.
So, I pooped a poop. I know, I know, hold your applause. I was an iota surprised, as all I ate yesterday was a bagel. Whoops. I said to myself, “Self, it’s time for a quick shower.” Personally...
Butts. in The Napkin.
https://vine.co/v/OzQiYYUzvPj I saw this months ago, but well. It’s fun to leave on as background noise. It’s strangely mesmerizing.
Kittytime. in The Napkin.
Late naps at weird, not knowing what time it is. I mean, I woke up and T’Pol was snuggled into my knee pit. Those that have cats know what I mean. As soon as I started to wake up, of course, sh...
On Ugly Dudes in Porn. in The Napkin.
So I’m watching some pornography and I noticed the guy has a tummy kind of like I do. (I’ve gained weight, shush.) I had a moment of “Damn, I could get paid to be whipped and stuff.” Then I re...
The First Cat. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My first cat was a stray. Her name was “Striper.” (Think stripes, rather than the pornographic alternative.) The joke was that she “adopted us.” I was younger, so I don’t remember quite when...
cycle 2, week 7, squat day in Exerbabble III
Saturday, 5-18-15 Cycle II, Week 7: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 95, 135, 165 lbs 5, 5, 6 @ 195 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 10 @ 115 lbs Crux...
cycle 2, week 7, upper a in Exerbabble III
Sunday, 5-17-15 Cycle II, Week 7: Upper A Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours BB Bench Press: 5 @ 45, 95, 135 lbs 4, 3, 2 @ 165 lbs (+5 lbs) DB One-Arm Row: 5 @ 40, 60...
Carbon. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wrote my first entry in nearly four years. I’ve had lapses of journal-writing over the years, but this is by far the longest. By now, I’ve kept a carbon journal for most of my life. Without ...
cycle 2, week 6, deadlift day in Exerbabble III
Wednesday, 5-13-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Deadlift Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good Last night's sleep: 8 hours Deadlifts: 5 @ 135, 5 @ 185 lbs, 5 @ 225 lbs, 4 @ 265 lbs 3, 3, 5 @ 285 lbs (+10 lbs)...
cycle 2, week 6, upper b in Exerbabble III
Tuesday, 5-12-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Upper B Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 7 hours. Chins: 3 @ BW 5, 4, 3 @ +25 lbs (+5 lbs) DB Press: 5 @ 30 lbs 5, 5, 9 @ 42.5 lbs (-7.5 ...
