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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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The fine line. in The Napkin.
I’m too politically incorrect to be a social justice warrior. But, too rational to be an insensitive asshat who has bigoted beliefs. Or maybe I’ve been around the internet long enough where I jus...
Dreams. in The Napkin.
I really should keep a dream diary next to my bed. I’ve been having the most vivid dreams this past week. Meaningful or not, some of them would make insane stories.
On Bodily Autonomy. in The Napkin.
“I’m a dude and can’t fathom what it’s like to have a uterus” is worth a ph.D dissertation these days, and likely unreadable by a lot of people. (Because “My body is my own” is still too short of...
On Elizabeth Warren. in The Napkin.
For those living under a rock, Elizabeth Warren is basically the Bernie Sanders who isn’t running for President. Imagine if Trump were honest, cared about us, and wasn’t a verified asshole. Tha...
On Immigration. in The Napkin.
The right’s notion that “illegal immigrants” will take jobs away from citizens seems like a red herring. Some corporate CEO isn’t at all threatened by someone whose first language isn’t English....
On Guns. in The Napkin.
The 2nd amendment was implemented at a time when an armed civilian population might be able to overthrow a corrupt government. That might have applied 200 years ago, but now? You really think a...
On Abortion. in The Napkin.
Abortions are kind of like guns. In an ideal world, nobody would have guns. We would have no need for guns. Guns are intrinsically violent. But just because I decide not to have a gun doesn’t...
On Manhood. in The Napkin.
Being a man in today’s society means finding the thin line between letting things go and standing up for yourself. If you let things go at the wrong time, you’re letting people take advantage of ...
Political Playoffs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wasn’t even aware there was a Republican undercard debate. That’s the Republican Machine for you. No, no, think about it. As much as they want to have a Frontrunner™, the more television tim...
On Socialism. in The Napkin.
Ya know. That Socialism has become a dirty word is proof that there IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS. True capitalism would have us proverbial slaves to the owners of production.
On Timmy™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With absolutely no disrespect to this website, I think the community Open Diary had was a phenomenon of the times. There’s two contexts. I think of how many people I’ve kept in touch with. No ...
The Great Dalmuti. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I can’t pontificate enough about how awesome this game is. I was introduced to this game years ago, during Gaming Club at CCM. Some variations “keep score”, though we never did, so I never kept...
Fuck you, I have brown friends. in The Napkin.
There is the easy comparison of the brown people to the jews before WWII. You know, blame the jews for Germany’s decline, blame Mexicans for RAPING AND DRUG DEALING. Yet I can’t help but think o...
Donald Trump is an Asshole. in The Napkin.
If you think the President has a lot of power, you’re a bit misguided. If those “checks and balances” work, no one person can ruin a country. But what the President does have is a giant microph...
Racism, plain and simple. in The Napkin.
If you think it’s a complete impossibility for the US government to just relocate people, don’t forget the Trail of Tears, or Japanese concentration camps (during WWII), or that we had an entire ...
Immigration. in The Napkin.
My dad was born in Amalapuram, India. He came to this country when he was 16. Does that make me an “anchor baby”? Fuck you, Donald Trump. And go back to where you came from, because you’re an ...
Trickle-Up. in The Napkin.
Trickle-down economics is a lie. But trickle-up economics? If the lower and middle class have more financial security, they’re more likely to buy the things that the upper class is selling.
A Cook in the Navy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was always a joke with my grandpa. “I was a cook in the Navy!” A joke, because he didn’t really cook all that much. Grandma always did most of the cooking. Quietly, she told me that he was ...
Observation. in The Napkin.
“Billions of people, just living out their lives.” - Agent Smith
2 lbs meat (1 lb beef, 1 lb turkey shown) 1 egg 1-2 tbsp worcestershire sauce (When you go OOPS because you like certain flavors.) 1 tbsp milk 1 small/medium onion ENTIRE HEAD OF GARLIC. FUCK...
Salading Consent. in The Napkin.
It’s interesting how older people get offended when you politely say “no” to something they’re offering. Like, if your mom makes salad, you politely decline, and she goes on a tirade about how “...
On random hugs. in The Napkin.
After parents give us conditional love, to have anyone give us unconditional love ALWAYS feels so strange. And wanted, reassuring, and kind of awesome in a way we didn’t know possible. That’s pr...
The Idea. in The Napkin.
There’s a post going around tumblr about a guy elected president. He doesn’t really want to be there, so he tries to fuck up horribly. And every single “bad” decision ends up turning out immens...
On Boredom. in The Napkin.
I just realized that I can’t remember the last time I was bored. My general anxiety combined with a compulsive/addictive nature means I either have something to do, or I will FIND something to d...
My dad on Tattoos. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
They make you a lower class They’re unprofessional They’re too permanent Everybody regrets them someday The untattooed body looks nicer It destroys the body It hurts He doesn’t know anybody with...
