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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Official English Star Trek Beyond Trailer. in The Napkin.
Fancy that, I actually am aware of something for once. I’m amused as hell that the leaked german trailer, available just hours ago, caused Paramount to release the actual trailer. My opinion st...
On Midichlorians in The Napkin.
If midichlorians are in your blood, then do women lose them every time they bleed? Are post-menopausal women more powerful than their breedable brethen? Are midichlorians passed on from generat...
Leaked Star Trek Trailer. in The Napkin.
A trailer is supposed to excite you or interest you. (x) The leaked trailer gives me a sense of dread. I don’t want more action shlock. I want a goddamned story. A moral. A latent philosophic...
Timmy's Movie Litmus Test. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
People get confused when i’ll say “that movie was terrible, I loved it.” To ask me if I liked a movie is totally different than whether I think it was a GOOD movie. I’m not a film critic and to a...
Vaguely about FDR. in The Napkin.
The legacy of FDR is an odd one. If you’re a liberal, he’s a beacon of hope, something to aspire to. If you’re a modern republican, you’re probably vomiting in your toilet at how he tried to he...
On Lowering Nerdly Expectations. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember when I saw Star Trek: The Star Trek back in 2009. (Or Star Trek XI, whatever.) A friend (who happened to be into Star Wars) said to me, “This is the best Star Wars film since Return ...
TNG In Context. in The Napkin.
I absolutely love Grin’s TNG Recuts. For whatever reason, I’ve been watching actual TNG on netflix again. It’s so hilarious to catch all those small lines he uses and splices together. Or hear...
Holiday Hiatus. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
As was at my dad’s girlfriend’s, and she happened to have christmas music on. Man, is it depressing when you’re not in the mood. Especially after years in retail, it’s an odd association to hea...
On Yearbook Pictures. in The Napkin.
So, thanks to the power of facebook, at least three people posted about a friend of theirs recently died. Breaks my heart. But you know my first thought? Why is everybody’s yearbook picture the...
On Gay Homosexuals. in The Napkin.
I use the seemingly redundant phrase “gay homosexual” because not all homosexuals are gay. …I probably need to expound on this. For starters, one is an adjective and another is a noun. “Homosexu...
On the next Star Trek series. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
(In no particular order.) Greater representation for women. No series has had an initial cast of more than 3 women. TOS had one. (Chapel and Rand were never regulars.) TNG had three initially. ...
On (food) Immigration. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Every generation has been afraid of immigration, which baffles me. The Irish invaded, and what do we have? Potatos. The Japanese invaded, and we have sushi. The Italians invaded, and we have ...
On Ballsweat. in The Napkin.
Ballsweat is an iota of a misnomer. It’s not the broad surface of the scrotum that sweats. It’s mostly the perineum, and the crease between the thigh and the scrotum. It’s like how boobsweat mo...
On Propaganda. in The Napkin.
If you say two things close enough together, the public will begin to associate them together, even if it isn’t true. It worked with Iraq and 9/11. The right is attempting to do the same with t...
On Kelly's Longevity. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I just realized that Kelly Quark is over five years old. Which feels midlife to me. I pretty much can’t play bleeding edge games without an upgrade to my graphics card. (Asus EAH4870 Radeon 48...
More on games. in The Napkin.
I just realized that I’ve played Skyrim and Fallout3, and both were so boring that I never got into playing them. Candi owned them. I logged a couple hours, but never once had an itch to play. ...
On Battlefront. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t really keep up with video games anymore. In addition to being timesinks, the stuff costs moneys. Nonetheless, the game showed up on my radar. I’ve watched a couple of reviews, and well...
More On Empathy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m convinced that the issue with the right is a lack of empathy. The left gets called “bleeding heart liberals” because apparently they care about shit. …How exactly is that a bad thing? Meanwh...
On how Climate Change causes Terrorism. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The right has criticized Bernie for his assertion that climate change is linked to terrorism. I thought it was a little odd, at first, too, until I watched a follow-up interview. Then I realized...
France. in The Napkin.
Wait, I thought we were demanding Freedom Fries. Gotta love Murica.
4th republican debate thoughts. in The Napkin.
Biggest cheers for Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush, out of the gate. Least for poor John Kasich. Moderator opens with some jokes that nobody responded to. Ouch. A minimum wage of $15/hr comes out to ...
4th undercard thoughts. in The Napkin.
Eliminate the IRS? Good luck with that. Oop, socialism is still a slur to them. Can’t take Republicans seriously about “small government” when they want to regulate our personal lives and grow t...
Why I don't like Hilldawg. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
She’s a disingenuous power monger. Oh, that didn’t take so long. It’s weird, I absolutely love Bill. The very same reasons Republicans hate Slick Willy is why I adore him. When GOP tried to ta...
Nano. in The Napkin.
I was half-asleep this morning when I got a brilliant idea. THE LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. Guy gets tired of having to be good constantly, so he joins the LEAGUE OF EVIL DUDES. He starts off doing ...
3rd Republican Debate. in The Napkin.
Trump is like the bully everybody listens to. Meaning when everyone is talking over each other, if he says “Hey, you’ll get your turn” they suddenly shut up. Good start out of the gate. I almos...
