Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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On Rigs. in The Napkin.
Since I’ve built my last two computers, I feel rather “oh, it’s easy. Anybody can do it. I’m nothing special.” You don’t need to know the specifics of how hardware works to assemble a new rig....
On Long Hair. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One of the things about being a guy with (periodically) long hair is sometimes I get asked why. (Usually family, so I usually just say I like it, and leave it at that.) Sure, I can pull off sho...
On Grounding. in The Napkin.
I was never grounded as a child. Even if I were, I don’t think it would have worked as a punishment. I spent a lot of time in my room, and didn’t socialize much. It would have been a better pu...
Had to share. in The Napkin.
I had plain black beans and rice for lunch and oh man, I just had the most satisfying #2. I love fiber.
On The Electoral College. in The Napkin.
This is an unpopular opinion, but the electoral college is a safeguard and ideally would allow for a candidate that doesn’t have a plurality achieve victory. If delegates were proportional like i...
Phantom Mirror. in The Napkin.
Segment of a dream last night. I was looking into a mirror and it wasn’t me. Also, I was cross-eyed. Though, in typical dream-form, I was having issues “keeping my eyes open.” It scared the f...
On the bright side... in The Napkin.
Donald Drumpf may be a misogynist, racist, egotistical, fascist, incestuous, xenophobic asshole, but at least he’s not the zodiac killer.
Fuller House. in The Napkin.
Is awesome. Having marathoned the entire season, it may displace Star Trek as my overplayed background noise. HOLY CHALUPA.
Laziness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like journaling, or at least online diarying was easier when I was younger. It was easier because I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. So I had that sense of wonder, questioning shi...
More on Voting. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I remember back in ‘92, there was an informal poll in my elementary class. I was, what, nine? I “voted” for Clinton, though I couldn’t tell you why. I will say that the ranking was Bush, Clint...
I <3 Canada. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Dear Canadians, If Trump wins, I won’t be offended if you build a wall between us. I’m scared too, though this is my home. (Just please stamp my passport now and then, I like your country.) Sinc...
An Unpopular Opinion. in The Napkin.
The friend that first forced me to watch Star Wars (in my twenties) totally acknowledged how ridiculous and campy it is, that it was part of its charm. I respected him for that. As a Trekkie, w...
On Headlines. in The Napkin.
Damn it, can’t decide which is worse: the comment section or the propensity for like-minded individuals to become more extreme in groups. Which defeats my original purpose, which was to propose ...
Hey, that's MY free pizza! in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t really check my email on my phone. But when I look down and see YOUR DOMINOS ORDER, I go “uh. I didn’t order any Dominos.” So I check my gmail. I glance down at the pizza. Then I not...
A Subjective Preference for Star Trek Movies. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I actually reread a list I made over ten years ago, and I realized my preferences have changed. This list is completely subjective and isn’t based necessarily on technical aspects. It goes back...
Beginner's Star Trek Primer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Star Trek to the uninitiated is rather intimidating. It’s a LOT of content, and it’s hard to know where to begin. As well, there are those that have only seen the recent JJ Trek and don’t under...
Potato Chip Survey. in The Napkin.
My dad is the only person I know who assumes potato chips should be a part of lunch. Like, a grilled cheese and potato chips. Do you or anyone you know just shove potato chips on your plate duri...
On Trekkie Pride. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
With the success of Force Awakens, I’m totally okay with people thinking “Star Wars” is better than “Star Trek”, because being a Trekkie was never cool. Star Wars has heroes, villains, adventure...
On Family. in The Napkin.
The only person I’ll immediately respond to on my phone is my sister. Everyone else in my family, I have that moment of pause of “do I really want to deal with this right now?”
On Efficacy of Pubes. in The Napkin.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my manbush. Gotta keep my genitals warm in the winter. But, I’m wondering if I was wrong with the assumption about it being “lazier” or simply taking less time to not...
On Force Awakens. (No spoilers.) in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Yeah, I usually don’t have spoilers when I talk about movies. If it’s a lesser known movie, I might mention something I really liked. Maybe a specific scene to explain why I liked it. It passes...
Fuck Touchscreens. in The Napkin.
I almost want to relearn Dvorak to affirm how much I despise touchscreens. Don’t get me wrong, touchscreens have their place. It’s a useful technology. But uh, I text with my nails. And I type wi...
Fifth republican debate notes. in The Napkin.
tl;dr: I like George Pataki from the undercard, Rand Paul and Jeb Bush from the main stage. Meaning, their polls will probably drop. Santorum: “World War 3 has begun.” I don’t think you know...
On Frontiers. in The Napkin.
We’ve put a man on the moon but haven’t been to the bottom of the ocean. Ever think about it? A spacesuit is required to protect a human from the coldness of space without exploding. A deep ocean...
Five Ways to Fix Star Trek XII: Into Darkness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I’m Trekkie-sad over the atrocious Star Trek Beyond trailer, and I can’t sleep. (XIII: “Beyond Stupid” looks like mindless action shlock. Still hope there’s an original story.) Naturally, ...
