Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Fruity Puns. in The Napkin.
Remembering a time when I would carry apples in my coat pockets so I could interject into a lull in conversation, “hows about dem apples?” And the period of time when I used to carry bananas in m...
Active and Passive Entertainment. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I like balance. At times, I seem to favor way too much active entertainment, or too much passive entertainment. Sometimes I’ll be so into a game like Everquest2 that I will have to specifically ...
On Gender. in The Napkin.
If gender traits were innate, we wouldn’t need to indoctrinate them. Paraphrased from: Source
On Voluntary Hygiene. in The Napkin.
Winter: I just showered two days ago and I swear I still smell fine. Do I reeeally need to? Summer: I just took my third cold shower of the day, and you can’t stop me from taking a fourth.
Dripping in the Squat Rack. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like I could fuck a dozen bitches and eat a ten kilogram steak. Holy shit, what a difference when I warm up properly. I know I joke about getting older, but I’LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU. :: ...
Domino's Pan Pepperoni Pizza with Extra Cheese. in The Napkin.
Look at this pizza. Look at it. It was glorious and delicious. Since you are what you eat, this is a selfie. And since I am part pizza, I am glorious and delicious.
An OD/PB Survey. in The Napkin.
From: Gilraent What does your online diary name mean, and why did you pick it? My name is Timmy, and I am very Timmy™. When did you first get an online diary? November 29, 2001. I can’t believe...
On PPL. Or PLPH, whatever. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This Pull/Legs/Push/Heart/repeat routine that I’ve designed for myself may be just the right balance. :: fistpump :: There’s a day between when I use the shoulder joint, and a day between when I...
Inane Quotient. in The Napkin.
Based on my propensity for subjecting friends with a deluge of ridiculous texts in the morning, I’d say my brain is way more active in the morning. As well, despite how inane I can be, I find it ...
The Greeting. in The Napkin.
On my way out of the gym, a girl working there commented, “Hey, you’re early today.” My initial response: “I’m getting old.” Ha ha. I woke up around 4 AM, peed, and had a nice relaxing hour in ...
It's not just veggies, anymore. in The Napkin.
Note to self: While strawberries are rad, tossing in a banana into your broccoli/carrot/kale smoothie totally takes the edge off the bitterness, and helps with the consistency. I WILL CONSUME M...
QWERTY Power. in The Napkin.
For better or for worse, I seem to have gotten into the habit of viewing the Box of Prose on my phone. Something about physically sitting at my computer with the purpose to write is an iota stres...
Dumbbell Drops. in The Napkin.
Sometimes I think about doing yet another Lifting Log Redux. I can babble my head off like the gymrat I am. But then I think: why separate it? My actual logging is now on fitocracy. I really like...
Pronouns. in The Napkin.
When you realize you’re now saying “an ex” instead of “the ex”.
Periodization. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I’ve taken full-body workouts as far as I can take them. Great way to regain strength in a hurry, but I clearly need to moderate how much I do per workout. When it’s submaximal, going h...
On Time. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
We love to say how arbitrary time is, except it really isn’t. A year is one trip around the sun. A month is based on the moon’s orbit. A week is roughly one phase of the moon. A day is revolution...
Boo at facial hair. in The Napkin.
I don’t really pull off the Rugged Stubble look, and I hate shaving (my face*). So jealous of how women tend to have less facial hair. *Ballshaving is significantly easier.
For Frodo. in The Napkin.
Sometimes you’re Aragorn, unsure but will take on the world. Other times you’re Frodo, who is too proud to be carried.
On OkCupid. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My catfish profile on OkCupid really brings to light the polar opposite experience guys and girls have on “dating sites.” I will forget about this profile for weeks or months, and there will jus...
In a nutshell. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s that just because a girl takes interest in football or some other stereotypical “male” trait doesn’t make her a boy. As well, there remains a LOT of pressure on trans people to conform, simp...
On Bowl of Food™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m amused at how there is a direct link between KidTimmy™ making taco meat for himself, and AdultTimmy™ accidentally making vegan chili. I love tacos. As a kid, there would inevitably be pieces...
Intelligent Broscience™ Axioms. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
1: One can not outtrain a bad diet. 2: The worst program done pedal to the metal will outperform the best program done half-assed. 3: The best plan is the one you’ll stick to. 4: If your over...
Of course. in The Napkin.
But seriously, I’ve been taking significantly better care of myself, so naturally I’m sick.
TQ™. in The Napkin.
I think my Timmy Quotient correlates with my willingness or desire to make absolutely terrible puns. If my mood is off, I just won’t feel that playful.
On Self-Consciousness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
No secret I was a gymrat for many years. My reasons ranged from building a buffer of lean body mass as insurance in the event of personal illness or injury, to the personal validation of picking...
