Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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I eat 1667 words for breakfast. in The Napkin.
I think I have nothing left to prove when it comes to NaNoWriMo. I… I don’t even know what to say. I should crack 50k in the next day or two. I should finish the first draft by the 21st, as I...
Oops. in The Napkin.
Before meds, I was an angry, irrational asshole. Now I’m a calm, rational asshole.
NaNoWriMo PSA. in The Napkin.
I just broke 25K on Day Five of NaNoWriMo. Carry on. :: club dances ::
NaNoWriMo Advice. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve tried eight times, succeeded four times, so I know a little bit about the writing process. Mind you, this is just what works for me. Characters over plot. Awesome characters always trump ...
Do Not Make It So. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The dream started as if I was waking up. I checked my phone. It was 9:30 am, but I was confused as to why it wasn’t completely bright out. I was in my old-old bedroom. I looked outside and sa...
If Obama was born in Kenya. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I lean far left, so naturally I think all of that birther stuff is nonsense. But, since I play devil’s advocate way too much. Why would it even matter if a president were born in Kenya? No Pers...
On Classical Music. in The Napkin.
Has it been pointed out that there is more “classical” music now than there has been in the past simply due to movie soundtracks? Alexander Courage, Jerry Goldsmith, James Horner, John Williams, ...
My favorite political joke so far this season. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s the end of the 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to ...
On Bisexuality. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
While I do visit the gym and grocery store and stuff, I don’t really visit venues with lots of people often. So, I couldn’t help but notice a lot of attractive chicks at the concert last night. ...
On Weird Al. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I knew there were going to be lots of costume changes, but the way it was done never left me bored. Holy hell he has range. Holy hell he can hold a tune for a long time. Holy hell I look just li...
Go The Distance. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It might be an intrusive thought to think “Have I ever really been happy?” and begin to think of a bunch of negative stuff. I lost Angel. I lost Elena. Three years of progressive depression at...
Just saying. in The Napkin.
We should always be in a state of revolution. Because if you accept the status quo, society will always defer to those who control you.
I'M SEEING MY DADDY NEXT WEEK. in The Napkin.
And by “Daddy”, I mean Weird Al. What the hell took me so long? I used to go to hockey games all the time, it’s not like arenas give me anxiety. This is actually my second concert ever, the fi...
Cuddles. in The Napkin.
I just scored A+ cuddles. WOOOO.
On Hair. in The Napkin.
Having long hair feels so much more like me. I know I can pull off shorter hair, but it always felt like I was incognito. People DID treat me differently. Like, do you even know me? If I can’t ...
A Very Timmy™ Survey. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Kind of agree with a friend who noted that the surveys circulating around are from very early in the internet. So, like two years ago. To that end, I decided to make my own for absolutely no re...
Fantasy Girl. in The Napkin.
Among other vivid dreams last night, I had a dream I was showering with a beautiful girl. Usually I can place who the person is based off of, but not this time. She was slightly taller than me....
The Beauty of Grey. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was 8th grade. She was a new teacher. We’d driven the previous teacher into retirement. (1) I saw a poem on the side chalkboard. I thought she was being silly. Who is this upstart trying t...
Sex Ed 101. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The following are separate mechanisms: Arousal Erection Ejaculation Orgasm I feel like this should be common knowledge, and something I’ve said before, but it deserves reiterating. One can be ...
Penis. in The Napkin.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Pen...
Recent Movie Babblings. in The Napkin.
After seeing Star Trek Beyond four times, I realized I needed to give it a bit of a rest before a potential fifth viewing. The tl;dr on that: As a hardcore Trekkie, I love that movie. I really ...
Trek Films Reranked (YET AGAIN). in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Tastes change. After four viewings of Star Trek Beyond, I think I’m ready to rank the thirteen films. But then I realized: There’s now enough nuTrek films to really separate them into three se...
A ManChick Movie. in The Napkin.
Hrm. A chick flick that’s also a man flick. Maybe “Legally Blonde: WITH EXPLOSIONS.” Yeah, I think I’d see that. No, no, I got it: “EXPLOSIVELY BLONDE” (Legally Blonde is a quality film, I l...
Even More on Star Trek Beyond. in The Napkin.
To understand why Trekkies like myself love Star Trek Beyond, well. The previous two films, it felt like they were made by someone with only a passing knowledge of Star Trek. (I’m looking at you...
Paternal Xenophobia. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, my dad told me if I were Muslim, I wouldn’t be allowed in his home. I’m a flaming atheist, but this broke my brain. Oh wait, my brain had already been broken. I’ve been trying to be on poli...
