Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Hope. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Sometimes, I think part of happiness is lying to yourself a little bit. And trying very hard to believe that lie.
Battle Stations. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Calm under fire, isn’t that what a good Captain is? I have to cover in another store once a week. This all stems from a bit ago when there was a mutiny among managers and a bunch quit at once. ...
Wait, that came out wrong. in The Napkin.
My keyboard seems a little sticky. Some of the keys aren’t pressing down fluidly. I should replace it eventually.
On Ex's. in The Napkin.
The idea that you shouldn’t mention your ex’s is bullshit. They’re a part of you. They happened. There’s a reason you dated them in the first place, and a reason you broke up. That’s importan...
Tasty. in The Napkin.
I had a dream last night that I was eating pussy. I was also slightly lucid, meaning I thought “Oh man, I hope I have my first wet dream.” Tasted good, felt nice, but alas. No dice. Still conv...
wUH. in The Napkin.
When your dad asks why you’re not going to the gym. And is confused when you tell him he’s being rude.
On Natural Human Stuff. in The Napkin.
Still baffled how 99% of chicks shave their legs before going into public. I’ve shaved my legs, and holy hell, it gets stubbly within a day. Why bother? (Fuck you, society.)
Absence. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was easier when I could feign anonymity. Splay myself before the world, as I did a decade and a half ago. Then I shared too much. Sometimes I think about starting over. But, what then? As ...
Soft Language. in The Napkin.
I like to identify as a flaming liberal. “Far left”. Perhaps my analysis was wrong. Because there are people farther left than me who are really starting to piss me off. It comes back to phras...
Genital Moisture. in The Napkin.
Using a fan to dry yourself off after a shower is seriously helpful, and a time-saver.
Amazon. in The Napkin.
When a friend that shares your amazon account orders Tampax Pearl in bulk. Could have just asked me, I have some spares. ....I also have some pads. Hey, I date those who menstruate.
Open Diary 2. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Given public opinion, I don’t think we can go back. I’m still undecided. I mean. This site is stable, friendly, and no drama. (As far as I know.) I have a “Lifetime Membership” on OD. But t...
Open Diary. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Rumor has it there is a very real possibility Bang Bang Bruce is resurrecting the site. I don’t know how to feel about this. (All previous diaries will be set to private until you make it public...
Fuck you, dad. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I want to be chef.
Thanks. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Things have been up and down. A lot of downs. But I want to thank all of my old Open Diary friends, and new friends, for being there for me. I know my worth, but you girls lift me up. (What. ...
Music. in The Napkin.
I can see music. I can SEE MUSIC.
Menstruation. in The Napkin.
I say openly that I’m going to marry Tashina. She recently had her IUD taken out, so she’s bleeding again. And, well. I told her I want her to tell me everything about it. So. I get pad pics,...
Rawr. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I know I’ve been quiet. But I want to let all you lovely Ladies and Gents know that, just as I stayed with OD until the very end, Timmy will be here, too. I love you.
On Crossdressers. in The Napkin.
You’re immediately thinking of a dude trying to dress “like a girl”. Yet if a chick dares wears pants and a t-shirt, well. Nobody cares. (Not denying that 100 years ago, chicks couldn’t wear pan...
Family. in The Napkin.
So, I was on the phone with Tashy, as I usually am almost every night. I hear kids in the background. She’s all “be quiet, I’m on the phone with Timmy!” And cue them ALL wanting to talk to me. He...
Unpopular opinion. in The Napkin.
Maybe “men” aren’t always talking over women. Maybe we just are designed with deeper and louder voices. Learning how to soften my voice during conversation is NOT something we are taught. Maybe...
Untitled #whatever in The Napkin.
Beat me Whip me Make me cry Tell me how worthless I am How I deserve pain Deserve torture Give me rules Give me structure Lay down the law Make me be the best boy I can be Guide me forward Utiliz...
Anti-depressants. in The Napkin.
Pros: Takes longer to orgasm! Might stay aroused and not orgasm at all! Cons: TAKES LONGER TO ORGASM! MIGHT STAY AROUSED AND NOT ORGASM AT ALL!
Downsizing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My cats have finally calmed down. And by “cats”, I mean Kira. She was so thrown off when I moved back in with my dad last week. Poor thing. She was all ‘WTF IS THIS SHIT, DADDY, WHEN ARE WE G...
Bookmarks. in The Napkin.
I have 103 to check. And I don’t wannnnnnaaaaa. That’s a loooooooot.
