Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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On Handjobs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
If you know anything about me, I use humor to diffuse tension, whether internal or external. I’m aware I’m over-the-top. But really, this preface is to shield eyes that may not want to read thi...
On Tina. in The Napkin.
Ruby Red has been a USS Stargazer of a workhorse. I got used to her slow pace. And I respect that. Ruby was doing the best she could, and never crashed. Enter Tina. I bought her slightly blind...
We need a hero. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I finished The Mandalorian yesterday. I’ve decided this is the perfect ending to 2020. After all the hell we have been through, it built to this. Biden aside. We need a hero. I’m a Trekkie. I...
I Love Lucy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I have a belief that if you spend enough money on something, you get to name it. This is why moms get to name their kids. Eh, screw the elaborate backstory. My first personal rig was...
Or -2.8C. in The Napkin.
27F? Perfect weather to get the mail. Gosh, I love wearing mah beanie. Only thing missing are some good fingerless gloves. The best fingerless gloves I ever had I got from Hot Topic. No joke....
Sub Power. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I was out and about and went into a nearby WalMart Market. Hey hey, hold the booing. I don’t like our corporate overlords either, but I’ll still suck off Netflix any day of the week. ...
So, two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. in The Napkin.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. : D
It snot your problem. in The Napkin.
Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? I have seen humans blow their nose with two hands, and I can’t figure out how to do it. Okay, one side, the other side. But. WHAT ABOUT WHERE ALL THE...
Purpose, Part 2. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I woke up feeling more relaxed than usual. My girls aloof at the foot of my bed. Their state of complete laziness made me realize just how much tension there has been since Alice was introduced...
On painting nails. in The Napkin.
Painting your partner’s nails is a submissive act. So says the submissive. Am watching something about love acts. Things we do in the beginning that gosh, we dream of. I want to walk on a b...
Anxiety is... in The Napkin.
Dragging your feet over the culmulative time it will take to shower, shave, wash my hair, get dressed, take out the trash, buy a litter box, and buy groceries. When doing so will make me feel be...
The Battle of the Four Cats. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Been about four weeks since Alice adopted me. I’d say it’s her fault, but it’s not all her fault. Thing with Alice is that she is super friendly and naive. And so far, hasn’t picked up on a nu...
Sleep Anxiety. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My anxiety is pretty bad, but it’s probably worst at night. When i’m trying to fall asleep. I call it non-specific anxiety, because I’ll just be laying there, trying to clear my mind, and I’ll ...
Temporal Mechanics. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The day to day seems to go so slow. Then I look at the calendar, and I wonder where the time went. Things could have gone so much differently this year. Almost a month since I got my fourth ca...
Go the Distance. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like maybe I didn’t read enough in my Open Diary days. There is so much unrest now. So much sadness when I scout to see how other writers are doing. It makes me wonder if it was there a...
On Thin Walls. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It is typically a negative phrase. I reckon I like being able to hear my neighbors. I used to prefer silence when trying to sleep. I think it shifted when an ex had to have a fan on at night f...
Punch the Clock. in The Napkin.
Working 11 to 11 today. Oh, I was asked beforehand. I stupidly said yes. Been there long enough where I can turn my interior monologue off a bit and autopilot. Days end. At least I have tomorr...
Classical Conditioning. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, my fourth cat is rather vocal. Alice is a stray who adopted me about two and a half weeks ago. And by vocal, I mean she meows all the time. The only way she stops meowing is if I pa...
En Español. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, a coworker commented today that I speak a lot of Spanish. I had a massive moment of reflection, as I didn’t even realize I do it. Working with hispanics, it’s a habit to speak Spanis...
Aragorn. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I love when I come across video essays that make me think and feel. For a long time, my three male heroes have been Spock, the Fonz, and Weird Al. My stock line has been that they reflect aspec...
On Cats. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
About two weeks ago, Alice adopted me. I say she adopted me because she literally just walked in my apartment like she owned the place. I apparently was identified as Daddycat. FEED ME. PET M...
On Menstruating Beasts. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Just ordinary women, living out their lives. (Shout-out to trans folk dealing with same but on a different level.) Ooze? Drip? Trinkle? Definitely not a gush. I wonder if it would be easier ...
My Favorite Joke. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I generally use this joke to gauge whether someone can handle me. Because it is kind of me in a nutshell. You think its offensive, but then it turns into innocuous and silly. I have a coworker...
On Passwords. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I have noticed that in movies, guys are generally teased for writing down their passwords. Someone is trying to do something on their computer, so they say “I bet they wrote down their password....
On NaNoWriMo. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Month of November, write a 50k short novel. That’s it. Website for the uninitiated: https://nanowrimo.org/ If I’ve written on what I’ve learned from NaNoWriMo, well, whatever, I’m a few years o...
