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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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The Real Little Sister. (Video.) in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Don’t worry, more hot sauce masochism will be presented. In the mean time, is it Sophia-time? Engage? Engage.
Frank's Extra Hot Sauce. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
If the next bottle of hot sauce doesn’t make me reach for milk, I may need to outsource.
On Loss. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
“I’ve heard it said, that one of the worst parts of breaking up a long term relationship is the loss of language. The puns and in-jokes, the little touches that were special just to you two. That...
Baseline and Amplitude. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is babbling about psychology. Oh, I’ve taken Psych 101. But gosh, sometimes when you get clinical terms, they start to lose all meaning. “Oh, that’s nice. …What does that really mean aga...
Oh, Airk. in The Napkin.
He amuses me. Sometimes I’ll be scrolling down my Book of Faces page and see him cursing out his Senator or Congressman. Just scathing “DO YOUR JOB, YOU F** JACKOFF.” Well, sans caps. You don’t...
I married her because I love her. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is a paraphrase from Sarek in Star Trek 2009. I want to start off by saying that right now, in this moment, I’m happy. It is rare, so it needs to be noted. Those close to me know my emotio...
Want some pizza? in The Napkin.
What. I feel like hell. Mikey is offering you some pizza. WANT SOME PIZZA.
Wanna see me eat some more "hot" sauce? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Yes, indeed, I have a face. I know, baffling.
Stand by Photon Torpedoes. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s not to hurt her. It’s to protect myself. Meh, too cheerful. Too mean. I won’t lipread for you, as I know what Riker is saying. No, still too professional. …Never thought I’d have to go...
Not-So-Mild Sauce. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I have been pondering about what to do video stuff about. Subjecting myself to hot sauce? Gotta start somewhere.
Security accessories. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
If you judge me for sleeping with a stuffed animal, you’re a big meanie. (What. I’m deliberately trying to not curse.) I should note I’ve been sleeping with this one since before wife even left...
Void of Consequences. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Was going to title this Purpose/Feeling Needed something else, but here we are. I went from thinking about what I have to hope for, to strive towards. But then I started thinking about my compl...
Sleep Report, 2-9-21 in The Napkin.
Mood was probably best mid-day yesterday. A “fine” at best, which a touch of sadness. Strike that, I also felt “fine” when I went to bed. Well, not quite, either. I just wasn’t hungry all day. ...
Human Connection. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Been a rough morning/afternoon. I tried Operation Distraction to “forget” how I was feeling, but it wasn’t quite working. It’s annoying that facing our emotions sometimes makes them feel worse ...
Sleep Report, 2-8-2021 in The Napkin.
Or lack thereof. I tried staying up late to tire myself out. And as soon as my head hit the pillow, I was wide awake. No sleep aids last night, as I prefer not to take them two days in a row. S...
Move over, Spock Helmet. It's time for... in The Napkin.
Spock Earmuffs! Set those pointed ears to warm.
Depression be like.... in The Napkin.
(I’m actually in decent spirits today, shhh. Took a plethora of sleep aids last night and phew, it’s nice to sleep.)
Legolas. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The Hobbit movies aren’t the best, but they’re a nice addendum to PJ’s LotR adaptation. Something I like is how it helps the character of Legolas. Who has been accused of not HAVING much of a c...
The Evolution of BIGGAYDAN. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
This actually isn’t a story, but another one of my emotional, personal, and philosophical explorations where I’m not quite sure what I’m going to write. Always fun when you’re not quite sure wha...
The Vengeance of BIGGAYDAN. in The Official BIGGAYDAN Archive.
Our favorite homosexual male is casually sitting on the couch, watching television. There is a bag of Smartfood™ white cheddar popcorn slotted to his right. He keeps switching through YouTube™ ...
Who Does NOT Want To Date-A-Timmy™? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Longtime readers may remember a playful “contest” I would do every April 16th. But why wait? As a preface, this “contest” was/is very tongue-in-cheek. I once discarded the entire results and d...
Correlation ≠ Causation. in The Napkin.
Stray thought. I have noticed I write the most when I’m mentally unstable. And if it wasn’t painfully obvious like being critically fucked through a concrete wall, I’m not mentally stable right ...
On Atheism, or Lack Thereof. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Wasn’t expecting three long-winded entries in one day, but here we are. LET’S GO, CUMSLUTS. It’s not that I hide being atheist. It’s that other religions are so HI I’M CHRISTIAN AND THIS DEFINE...
The Shire. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
As in Open Diary. There’s your thesis statement. Yup, not even pretending it’s a decent writing style. I’ll continue to refine my craft, including just smashing through the fourth wall like a f...
Compersion and other Spectrums. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Let’s define Compersion using a touch of google-fu. The word compersion is loosely defined as the opposite of jealousy. Instead of feeling upset or threatened when your partner romantically or se...
