Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Yet Another Star Trek Primer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Curious about my massive nerd-on for Star Trek, but don’t know where to start? Timmy is here to help! With ten series, thirteen movies, and two new series on the way, it can seem as overwhelmin...
Sleep Tracking 3-3-21, Duolingo, CAH, L4D, etc. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 11:25 pm to 8 am. Time asleep: ~ 7 hours. Had a mere .5 mg of melatonin. Nothing else. Seven hours is good. Just the normal rousing in the middle of the night. Just taking a li...
I’m trying my best to avoid discussing stale cheeto, in the hopes he will fade from the collective discussion. Alas. This is too hilarious to pass up. (In case this image doesn’t load in the f...
Sleep Tracking 3-2-21 & Culinary Pornography. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 10:20 pm to 7:20 am. Amount of sleep: ~ 8 hours. It’s about goddamned time. 1 mg melatonin and two benadryl. The 2mg gummies didn’t seem to be doing the trick, so I went with my...
Sleep Tracking 3-1-21 & Chekhov's Gun. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 12:10 am - 7:10 am. Time asleep, after 2 am. Amount of sleep: ~3 hours total. Took 2mg melatonin, 1 zzzquil, 1 benadryl, and 1 nyquil. And I STILL wasn’t drowsy at all. Maybe wh...
Sleep Tracking 2-28-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 11:30 pm to 8:30 am. Time asleep: 3-4 hours. Last time I observed before my first unconsciousness was 3 am. Well, at least that is earlier. Laying in bed gets boring after enou...
Sleep Tracking 2-27-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Was latently sobbing until around 5 pm yesterday. I think that was when it softly subsided. Barely ate. No appetite. I believe around 400 calories. Went to bed at 11:30 pm. Got up at 7:45 am...
Rejection. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This whole concept of cutting off contact with “toxic” people is a load of steaming cow dung. I’m tired of seeing these posts on facebook. Toxic is an overused word. In high school, I had a guy ...
How Do You Wipe? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Less an inquiry of specifics, more HOW IS IT POSSIBLE. Now, this may be shocking information. Girls poop. They defecate. They take massive shits. There are toots and pauses between each evacu...
South of Heaven. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
First song Pandora plays is Slayer. Mofoing SLAYER. Slayer isn’t easy to get into. (Seriously. I get it. Metallica is easier to get into.) But once you get into Slayer, they will scream on ...
The TimmySandwiches. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Picture it. Jersey. Mid-naughts. Someone’s apartment. A dozen or so Jerseyians. Or is it Jerseyites. (Whatever.) Cuddle Party. For the uninitiated, Cuddle Party is a safe space to practice ...
This is a Taco. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Well, it is. Happy Taco to you.
JETPACK! in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s something Alice does sometimes. I’ll be walking around my flat, she’ll jump on my back, wrap her arms and legs around me, and exclaim JETPACK! Like a spontaneous piggyback ride. Sometimes ...
The Gold Cartridge. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I should also have a gold copy of the original LoZ, however this is about Ocarina of Time. Picture it, Jersey, autumn, 1998. Toys’R’Us. What. So it’s not Sophia. All the Golden Girls deserve...
Kashmir. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Who doesn’t have an interior monologue? Are there truly people who aren’t constantly thinking? HOW DO YOU FUNCTION. Well, it’s not constant-constant for me. I’m capable of zoning out and focusi...
The White Rose. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
V left it in my car with a note. And I didn’t understand the symbolism of white. I thought it meant she was attracted to me. And she was. It’s somewhere between romantic attraction and physica...
Self-Diagnosis. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Generally not recommended to google-doctor, but we all do it now and then. I have about three terms that.... “help” describe me. Schizoaffective Disorder, Manic Depression, and Anxiety. Yes, y...
Lack of Control. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
More personal observations. If I pace/meditate on this further, I’m sure I could think of other examples. The easiest ones to elaborate on are food, and masturbation. (This is why there an oxfo...
Feeling Worthless. (Video.) in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Thank you to anyone who keeps me in their heart and thoughts.
Climate Change Rebound. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Calling it now. And, as you know, I truly hate being correct. The weather is going to rebound and this oncoming summer will be among the hottest, most violent on record. I hate being correct. T...
My Survivor Tattoo. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Left forearm. Of course my mom held my hand while crossing the street to the grocery store. When her MS escalated, she would hold onto my left forearm to stabilize herself as we crossed the str...
More on El Yucateco Chile Habañero. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Oh, you know you’re reading this because I’m Too Much Information Timmy. I taste-tested this hot sauce yesterday. Do you need another trigger warning for the aftermath? Nah, I’m okay, but serio...
I married her because I love her, Part II. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I have been asked occasionally “Why are you still married to her? You’re not together.” Paraphrasing. Medical. Hospital. Sorry, it’s 1:36 AM, and my mind isn’t what it used to be. Forgive me. I...
Owwie, phew phew, Scoville Scale. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Okay, I’ll check the label, but PHEW, okay, finally. I’ll make a HOT SAUCE video on this in the next day or two. For now? I find it tasty. Mouth is in pain. But, in a good way. I know, I kn...
What, you read the title.
