Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Solitary Confinement. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
You’d think feeling lonely would make me more active online. Reading more, commenting more, texting/messaging friends. Sometimes I do Other times, I find it reminds me of how lonely and alone I...
The 2nd Amendment should be abolished. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I do not own a firearm. I refuse to own a firearm.
You're In. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I haven’t had a hug in over a year. I’m having a severely painful mental morning. Laying in bed sans the energy to even cry. The sleep aids worked, but the dopamine precursors I took when I wo...
You know what they say about guys with small cars. in The Napkin.
Good gas mileage. Been tracking the mileage for my 2008 Honda Fit since I got her. Averages around 33 mpg. Only dips below 30 mpg in the winter. Or if my driving is mostly residential. And des...
A Copy of a Copy of a Copy... in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is a tangent of the previous entry. See, I don’t feel that any of those women were copies of each other. Inspired? Perhaps, but only unintentionally. Every story ever told is just an evolu...
The Queens. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I’ve been playing StarCraft II again. Been many years, so I’m a bit rusty on the lore. However, I also played through StarCraft and Brood Wars back in the late 90’s. So, I know who Sarah K...
Apply palm directly to face. in The Napkin.
Ah, fetlife. I can’t be bothered to indulge these ladies, but gosh. I believe this is filed under “I don’t fuck dumb chicks”. Her message: “Do u by chance wanna buy number or snap I rlly lik...
Spellcheck. in The Napkin.
If you type “prolly” rather than “probably”, I am so judging you. #grammarlivesmatter And yes, if your punctuation is off, I’m judging you. And YES, if you point out I’ve made an error, I’ll usu...
Inertia. in The Napkin.
I almost miss feeling anxious. At least when I was, I was motivated to avoid that active feeling. Now, I get the same feeling from staring at a wall as I do from “actual” stimulation. Haven’t b...
Stagnation. in The Napkin.
When I joked I was replacing alcohol with chocolate, I didn’t think it would be so literal. Past few days I’ve been back to one meal a day. Ooops. And damn it. I’m still playing Left4Dead and S...
Dresses & Pooping. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I can already hear it. “Timmy™, how do these things come to mind?” I have what I decided to describe as a sweater cloak. Frakking love it. So, the other day I had to perform elimination activit...
On Oatmeal. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I have an expression: Any nutritional regimen that doesn’t allow oatmeal makes me skeptical. I think we can all agree that food that looks like food or is otherwise closer to “food in nature” is...
Hello Kitty. in The Napkin.
So I was eating my pasta bean lunch at the table when I got oddly sad. I happened to have a set of Hello Kitty plates and bowls. Because I’m ridiculous like that. I know I had to have gotten th...
Gym Juices. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I sometimes notice people enter the gym, do their thing, and then leave. Still hot and sweaty. I don’t get this. Unless you walked to the gym, you’re going to sit your sweaty tush on your car ...
Sit Down. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I sat down for dinner. No, I don’t think you realize how big a deal this is. See, usually I sit in front of the TV. It’s such a habit that I have spent some time thinking about just how long it...
Humbug. in The Napkin.
I do not understand those who can spend an inordinate amount of time searching and applying for jobs. I just spent three hours applying to one posted two days ago, AND IT’S ALREADY FILLED. I th...
Still here, still sad. in The Napkin.
Yesterday was another: I did everything I could, everything right, and when it was 9PM, time to zone out or zone into some entertainment - I couldn’t. I got anxious for a few hours, making bedt...
Happiness's Revenge. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It just hit me that it’s almost a year since my Wife bought me a guitar. I was so happy that I hugged my Wife and cried. Pure ecstatic joy and elation. I haven’t hat that high of a positive em...
Testicular Cancer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Does your partner have testicles? Have you groped his testicles recently? While you don’t need balls to be a man, most dudes are rather attached to their balls. Gently grope them. Feel them. ...
Grams. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I started watching Dawson’s Creek on a whim. To razz it. To see how “bad” it is, akin to how Candi and I watched the Twilight movies so we could have an objective opinion rather than blindly sh...
Titanium Dioxide. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is in my Caesar Dressing. This is why I can’t be bothered to be vegan or any of that other crap. All things in moderation, including moderation. If you overthink, your brain will blue scree...
Quiet. in The Napkin.
Okay, metal is playing, whatever. Another day, still sad. Spent yesterday cleaning to distract myself. As, nothing particularly pleasant really resonated with me. In a headspace where I’m afr...
OMG TEH WEED. in The Napkin.
Oh, please. I can’t eyeroll enough. There are people with legitimate medical needs, and then there’s this LOOK AT ME, I’M TREADY AND JUMPING ON THE WEED BANDWAGON. Some of you sound like a tee...
Glow. in Exerbabble III
I’m trying to absorb the post-workout moment. Or moments. Morning-of motivation varies from day-to-day. Sometimes I wake up exhausted. Sometimes I really did sleep well, but it still takes a b...
Everybody Dance Now. in The Napkin.
When I changed the attribute of virginity* on my character sheet, I made sure Led Zeppelin was playing. Specifically, the B-side to Physical Graffiti. This was entirely intentional. I’m a bit ...
