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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Refreshing the Reward Center. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...
Holy Pants! in The Napkin.
So I was getting into my car this morning when I noticed a MASSIVE HOLE IN MY PANTS. Like, right along the seat of my pants. If it was there yesterday, I have no idea how I didn’t notice. Actua...
A Good Day. in The Napkin.
So, I had my first day of workies at the new job today. In reflecting, I’d say it was one of the best first days of work I’ve ever had. With one exception. Now, why am I saying it was good? ...
SPL. in The Napkin.
That stands for Southern Pooping Life. It is a social experiment where people try to synchronize their pooping schedule. So, they get on zoom, and try to poop at the same time while looking eac...
Weird Al can still play the accordion. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Okay, video here. When I was a kid. Well, teenager. I felt a disconnect with my dad. Has lasted to this day. And I’m so glad I made the decision I did. To decide upon other role models other...
Well, that was fast. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Filled out an online application Friday. Get an email Saturday morning to do an online video recorded interview. Gave myself the day to prepare. Finished/submitted the video interviews by 5pm Su...
Triple Inception. in The Napkin.
Ever finish a dream, then start the next dream waking up thinking you’re awake in-dream? Oh man. Details are fading but oh man, this was intense. Hrm, I’m forgetting the first sequence. That m...
How to have Peace in the Middle East. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...
The Legend of Qui-Gon Jinn. in The Napkin.
So, I watch a lot of geek content, that’s no secret. While I’m a Trekkie first, one or way another I am highly versed in Star Wars. (No comics or beta, only what’s on film.) By now, you should ...
Skewed Perspective. in The Napkin.
I might be wrong, but I feel like, in writing, I have a better grasp of the Female Perspective than the Male Perspective. As in, I’m able to get into the headspace of my female characters easier...
How can you be a writer if you don't read much? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve been asked this a lot. I’m literate, in that I can read, that’s not an issue. I just find it difficult to “read” books for pleasure. And somehow there’s an elite attitude of “Well, gosh, I...
You need to watch Lower Decks. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Two of my six tattoos are Star Trek related. So, I feel I’m a registered Trekkie. How do I put this. Discovery and Picard have been chores to endure. But Lower Decks? An utter delight. It e...
Bacon is Overrated. in The Napkin.
Maybe it’s a trope I never understood, but well, here I am saying it. People love bacon. I am not one of those people. Oh, I’m not against bacon. If it’s on a burger or pizza, cool, I’ll eat it...
Behold, the Power of Pants. in The Napkin.
The Power of Pants compels you! Well, okay, I don’t really wear pants much. Especially in this climate, it may not get cold enough to warrant pants this year. I’m serious. I’m THAT guy that we...
We require regeneration. in The Napkin.
You really should be able to call out due to depression, but well. Mental sickness doesn’t show all that well. Well. Not usually. I’m pretty easy to read; when I’m sad, it really REALLY shows ...
I'm kind of a pacifist, anyway. in The Napkin.
Ya know, I don’t like horror movies. Maybe if they’re played for pure laughs, sure. But violence for the sake of violence really perturbs me. Violins, not violence; that’s more my style. There...
Autism would explain a lot. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like I understand things on a delay. It.. takes time to understand things. Sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to some math and science, I can instantly skip so many dots. I fee...
Discovery. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was in 8th grade. I was chatting with a cohort. I didn’t have a word or formulation for my thought patterns. He said he was atheist. That night, I looked up the word in the dictionary. Yes,...
The Viewer Creates The Art. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...
A Confession. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...
Yet the Billionaires pay... remind me again? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...
Ass Days. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...
I think I'll look up gym fails later. in The Napkin.
I saw a trainer showing a twig how to do shrugs. Shrugs? Are you kidding me? This is partly why I didn’t want to go into personal training. I can’t insult people like that. Shrugs? Dude, yo...
Never skip leg day. in The Napkin.
Skipped the gym yesterday because I’m running short on sleep, and been a touch too depressed. So, here’s a “bad” selfie.
Act Your Age. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Got out late. There was a car next to mine with its lights on, which was weird. Turned out just to be one of the waitresses. She was with a guy and I couldn’t tell who it was. I joked “Enjoy ...
