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“I don’t know why they thought I’d be more likely to listen to you.” I met her gaze in the rear mirror; watched her lashes come down in kevlar shutters over the windows to her soul. Cutting me ou...


I was more upset than I expected when I realised that, money aside, I was not going to own a GT 86– that as a family man, it wasn’t happening. It took me a long time to process that and figure o...


I’m going to open with the concept of love, because that’s what patriotism is– the love for one’s country. Some people with nothing better to do will argue “no it’s not. There are so many forms o...


I want to state that this is a purely personal opinion, but I am becoming more and more convinced that it is in movement and joy that we express the beauty of our human nature, rather than in the...



I’ve occasionally been asked: why do you waste time fighting people who are clearly just out to cause trouble? Usually I get some platitude about how the lion is unconcerned with the opinion of ...


There is a crushing and terrible loneliness in knowing, rightly or wrongly, that there ain’t no thing like you, except you. (This is in fact quite a common malady of youth.) Fortunately, few of u...


You can spend your time always looking up , seeing the best in humanity; you can seek it out in yourself a million times and fall short a million times, but at least you emerge a better person th...


H: I don’t understand these people. I see them, I know what they’re doing, but I don’t understand. Me: Sometimes understanding is not about walking in their shoes. Me: Sometimes understanding is ...


Sometimes learning all the words in your vocabulary serve only to teach you this: That sometimes words are not enough, that silence flows and fills the gaps where words cannot fit, that far more ...


A quick calculation, assuming a wage of 8 bucks an hour (comparing me to a cab driver, since I was, at my lowest vocation rank, a heavy truck driver), shows that the army should have paid me in t...


A friend of mine at uni was a very butch member of the local LGB society. Around Christmas, this was our conversation after about four beers: Her: I’m still trying to figure out how to tell my pa...


How far away were you when this happened? Five metres? Ten at the most? Eight steps. Then you were never in danger. Next time, the moment a single one of them touches you, you shout. I will re...


By now. I think it’s obvious that my outfit of choice at conventions is Dante. Fig 1 A bit old-school now, not at the cutting edge of fashionable games and shows. Kind of like your dad’s old cre...


Genetics is powerful. Like both her parents before her, Xueling has discovered the joys of stapling herself.


The real question is not what you can claim to be [by their standards]. The [real] question is why are we behaving like the fawning sycophants of the popular kids who get to decide who is in or ...


Sometimes the only reason we laugh at someone’s joke is because it’s the only socially acceptable way we know of saying What the fuck is wrong with you?”


“It’s me.” “Yes, I recognise your voice.” “So did you get my message?” “Who was she?” “Nobody important. The message?” “I received it.” “Then maybe she’ll get better. And what have you decided?” ...


RR: What defines ‘masculinity’? What do you think is ‘manly’? Come, I need all comments, in regards to this. What are your thoughts? (for an academic paper) Me: Looking at it as a writer, I thin...


Lyon: …I’m still an entertainer and always will be… and I’ve persuaded myself I do at least as much good as tranquilisers. Everyone can go where their mind takes them. You can live in imaginary ...


So now we come to Cosfest Christmas, run by the same guys. Given that I like to document beauty Fig 1 Which I hasten to add, is a specific beauty, of humanity in general. Fig 2 Of the beauty th...


Me: You know how you’ve observed that I prefer non-girly girls, and how I seem to have a fascination for red hair? Caffeine: suspiciously Yes? Me: So I found my dream girl. Caffeine: Well, that ...


I could probably open an entire new book on these: Saw this: and my first thought was because when you need them you’re hovering by your messenger and they don’t know you need them yet and my se...


I finally saw Cards against Humanity. I looked at the options for about five minutes and then I closed the tab. Way I see it, it’s fridge magnet poetry, except that instead of making poetry, you’...


DEAR MICROSOFT WHY IS THERE NO STRAIGHTFORWARD WAY TO ENSURE FORMATTING CONSISTENCY WHEN OPENING THE FILE ON SOMEONE ELSE’S COMPUTER YOU PIECE OF SILICON VALLEY LAPUTA. Ok, I’m done. Back to work...