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Killing Myself Laughing!

by Pusscat5862

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July 11, 2024

Naughty Son!

A woman listens in on her 4 year old playing with his trainset. ‘’All those gettin’ off, go on, fuck off, and all those gettin’ on, fuckin’ hurry up!’‘ So woman smacks his bum and sends him upst...


We were in Morrisons Cafe yesterday. We all know those little sachets that are impossible to open! The first sachet of vinegar went all over the table and me and none on the food! The second sach...


Yesterday hubby and I took a day off work and jumped on the 9:06am train to Skipton, Yorkshire. We’ve been before. Lovely ride through beautiful countryside past sheep and cows etc. Trolley lady ...


Yesterday when we finished our shifts at work at 4, we walked to the local Spar for some shopping. As we were passing the cakes etc. I asked him ‘’Do you want any cakes or anything?!’‘ and he r...


1- When they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out. 2- When they smelled something weird and they make a stinky face. 3- When they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs...


May 14, 2024

Breakfast Time!

We have 3 coldwater fish, Nosher, Jaws and Fangs. Fangs is small and pink, Nosher is like a shark and Jaws is quite big, black and orange. Little Fangs is quiet and polite and usually holds back ...


May 06, 2024

Comedy Film.

Caveman, 1981 with Ringo Starr. Hubby and I watched it last night and absolutely howled with laughter! Watch the end with the Actors Credits, they even name the dinosaurs! It was one of the fu...


Our cat is named Wopsie and my husband has a hot water bottle cover with 2 balls on a cord that he calls his bollocks! Wopsie was laying/sleeping on the livingroom windowsill. Hubby got into bed...


April 22, 2024

I Agree With Her!

So hubby and I are always in one of our local shops that sells all kinds of things at cheep prices, you can buy something in the local chemist for £7.00 but this shop has basically the same thing...


April 22, 2024

Joke!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! HA!


Book Description

‘’Soft, moist, spongy and wet’’

was my hubby’s reaction to the mushrooms in his Indian takeaway last night!