Fucking Monday in Bittersweet

Its got to be a Monday.
First off my period is about 6 days late. So already im feeling like something bad is going to happen. My periods arent late. And no i cant be pregnant, hubby got the V 5 years ago and all his tests are clean. So im late and when im late its usually because something shitty is going to happen.
Two days ago the handle for the shower starts to get REALLY hard. Like can barely turn it off. So we already have a gut feeling of WHAT is wrong, why my period wont start. Ie i cant wash my hands constantly like i need to during that time. So then this morning my mom takes a shower and goes to wrestle it off. The whole thing comes off and water spews EVERYWHERE.
So cue turning off the water to the entire house. Till my husband gets home from work. Thats 8 hours with no water. With 7 kids and grandpa. Who is going to have to poop. Im going to have to dump water down the drain to clean the toilet… I went to the store and got the part so its at least ready to be fixed. But we have no water till then.

omg and cute my dumb ass brother in law turn the water on so he can flush. Now the bathroom is fucking flooded. Not my day. NOT my day.