Tekashi's Castle in Space Skeleton FROM SPACE

So! Rainbow haired racketeer-turned-snitch Tekashi 69 (I refuse to spell that little chunt’s name out the way he wants) gets two years in prison, a reduction from the 47 minimum he was facing after he went full-blown snitch against the Nine Trey Bloods. Snitching against the Nine Trey Bloods, that takes some fucking balls. Or, you know, a skinny little pussball who’s more afraid of being passed around like a joint every day for 47 years.

Jesus, look at the state of him haha. He’s going to do very well in prison. That’s if he doesn’t get immediately ganked the second he steps foot in the yard. Not that he’ll be visiting the yard; he’s going to be doing his entire time in solitary.

He says that when he gets out he wants to come to the UK. Sure, fuck it, why not? It’s been a while since the circus came to town. Word of warning though, mate, we don’t like snitches here either. Dumbass Krusty The Klown My Little Pony looking motherfucker.

You know, I would never have known who this weirdo even was if he didn’t become a snitch. Funny how things work out, eh?

Hahaha Tekashi 69. Fuck’s sake.

Last updated December 19, 2019