parody of Night Moves in song parodies

I sure can't dance
barely do The Robot
Churn The Butter
that's all I got
sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide
and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried"
oh, they tried and tried

I can't breakdance, no I'm just too heavy
and I'm about as smooth as Eugene Levy
don't even try it without any booze

workin' on our white moves
tryin' to work our awkward stiff-legged grooves
workin' on our white moves
lookin' like a mime
lookin' like a real bad mime

got no rhythm oh no far from it
twelve weeks of lessons learned nothing from it
movement fluid as a two-by-four board
the beat was ignored
and I'd leave the stage every chance I could
to the bathroom, the cellphone, they all understood
one-two-three one-two-three
I gave up abrupt
I just couldn't keep up

workin' on our white moves
tryin' to work our awkward stiff-legged grooves
workin' on our white moves
lookin' like a mime

in a DDR match
I failed at Twerking
but did the Cabbage Patch
did the Cabbage Patch

I woke last night to the sound of Kesha
sounds like dogshit left to fester
see my tastes are stuck in 1992
I just can't get past my white moves
get out on the dance floor and look like a rube
my godawful white moves
I'd better just sit down