on grounds of insanity (part 1) in poetry

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“My apologies, I need to grind in front of your face for a minute or two.”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“No problem, let me just pump out a drip real quick.”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“I’m so sorry, it’s closing time and I already dumped.”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“Where else can you get a hot Guatemalan for just two bucks?”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“I’m sorry but I don’t have the equipment required to heat your muffin.”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else:
“Don’t touch the wand unprotected now when it’s frothing.”