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Friday/Saturday my right eye started involuntarily tearing up. Weird. Blamed it on sinuses. Sunday/last night it started feeling itchy with a slight burning sensation with more tears.

I see my doc in an hour. Pretty sure I’ve got pink eye.

Ugh!

Can my luck finally turn around for once!?!?

A few hours later…
Not pink eye!

I’ve got some irritation that’s caused both eyelids to swell. His nurse did the eye drop with dye then used her sonic screwdriver I mean infrared light and gave my eye a good looking at. (Ha!)

Then I got a saline eye wash that was like water boarding for your optical.

Was told no smoking so I know I’m going to be fiending hardcore later for a cig and use ibuprofen for the swelling.

They gave me a prescription for eye drops that totalled out to $291. I noped the fuck out of that and purchased a $6 dollar saline wash.

Now I’m back at home sprawled out on the couch and exhausted. Roughly 5 hours of sleep within the last 48 hours will drag anyone down.

Last updated August 13, 2019