Pix 8/8 in Book Six: Trying to Hold On 2019

Well, if you don’t get the Sexual Assault of a Minor bad news in the morning, you get the Sexual Assault of a Minor bad news in the afternoon. Our Defendant born in 1998 (21 years old) has a laundry list of girlfriends who were born in 2006 (13 years old). All of whom refuse to testify because “he’s okay” despite the fact that all of them are upset that he’s “been cheating on them.” I really hate to be the asshole here because honestly… if this were a guy born in 1950 and a woman born in 1958? I wouldn’t have any problem with their relationship! (That is Ron Pearlman dating Michelle Pfeiffer.) And it isn’t a gender thing either. Let’s say it was a woman born in 1980 dating a man born in 1988! (That is Kristen Bell dating Michael Cera). But that in itself can be the problem. Essentially, I am trying to tell 13 year old girls that having sex with their 21 year old boyfriend is a crime because as a 21 year old man… he’s manipulating all of you for his creepy lolita little girl fetish. In other words, he’s targeting you… manipulating you into feeling “special” so that he can then have sex with you. Often supplying alcohol or drugs to you in connection to assist with his scheme of getting you into bed. However the 13 year old girls, as they sometimes do, are adamant in saying that they are old enough to make their own decisions, run their own lives, and have sex with whomever they want to! Thus… the frustration and difficulty. Because… sorry, little girl but if you still ride the bus to school or need to pedal your bicycle to class? You should not be fucking someone who can buy beer legally! And if I need to explain that to you, it is proving my point!! It isn’t a crime for a 16 year old to have sex with a 13 year old… but I think many people in society wouldn’t be too thrilled with it. Because there are certain truths to age in your teenage years. And of course teenagers think “fuck that” but.... yeah! If you’re 13, you are NOT old enough to be making the Adult Sex Decisions that could land you with a 12 year old child by the time you’re old enough to rent a car! #SorryNotSorry Seriously. Wait until you’re 16 and can drive somewhere to have sex with a boy legally. Or wait until you’re 18 so you can live wherever the fuck you want to have sex with a fellow adult legally. Or wait until you’re 21 and can toast to your first time.

Because, since this is the picture entry, lets look at it this way. RIGHT NOW the situation is
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When if you waited until you were 16, it could be more like this
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Okay… bad example. How about maybe…

When if you waited until you were 18, it could be more like this

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Okay. No, I still kind of… have weird feelings about that. What about 21

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Okay. It isn’t PLEASANT for me to see Dog with a Blog Star with Liam Hemsworth for creepy personal reasons.... but at least I’m okay with it by AGE gap. So… yeah. While 16 and older is legal in Iowa (so, I won’t apologize for prosecuting the 21 year old with a laundry list of 13 year old girlfriends)… I at least know that I’m really not okay with “large” age gaps until both people reach their 20s. Which when you consider it rationally… makes sense. Your teen years are a hormonal powder keg of crazy!

Now to the Chive Part. And I do have to say… I acknowledge that my Picture Galleries of late have been offending people and upsetting people. Particularly and exclusively the sharing of “girly photos.” To that… I kind of just throw my hands up. What I am doing, whether girly photos or memes or screen caps or whatever… is I am pulling up TheChive.com each day. Selecting all of the galleries that I have not looked through, going through those galleries to see what images jump out or appeal to me and can be easily shared on Prosebox… then I share them. That’s all. And I can understand people being upset with “Girly Photos” I honestly can. You see it as objectifying. You see it as offensive. You see it as something that makes you feel bad about your own appearance. Or something that I haven’t even guessed at. I understand. BUT that is also one of the reasons I have begun separating them from my primary entries. So that you don’t feel you HAVE to look at these and be upset or offended. Seriously. I may be making a choice to post this but if the very act of me posting to Prosebox what has already been posted to TheChive is the offense for which I must answer… that seems strange. Unless you believe that the dissemination of any and all photographs that depict the human form in an alluring or sexually gratifying way is offensive. And if you believe that, then I can truly say we disagree on the principle fundamentally.